Allow me to introduce myself....

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I think you'll be impressed by my newest range of missiles design to specifically seek out Fijiman. I'll get him this time, I swear it.

A boop on the nose.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I beat the crap out of headsprouter for booping my nose.

thesilentman

 

[Wickatricka]

Is somebody I don't know

The plot of American horror story

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and... that show is just... I didn't watch it.

Buckets of battery acid sitting precariously on top of doors

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and don't tell Fijiman about the buckets of battery acid sitting precariously on top of the doors. It will be a nice, harmless prank, I swear.

Giant worms

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I think the giant worms from Tremors are freaky. Also username sucks shouldn't have told me his plan because now I can come though the walls.

Underwear hopping

 

[Dalek Caan]

I'm Dalek Caan and I whenever I try to put on underwear I spend a lot of the time hopping. Usually I give up.

Ghost school.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I graduated from ghost school having earned my degree in ghoulistic studies.

Scaredy cat

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and my cats can be real scaredy cats at times.

username sucks

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri, and seeing as I don't play League anymore, you could say that my username sucks.

Blood on the dancefloor.

 

[Nosirrah]

I'm Reginald von schnickenheimer and I totally have nothing to do with the blood on the dance floor.

me being beating cassowaries to death on a dance floor.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks to me being beating cassowaries to death on a dance floor. So also please excuse the manner of speaking that is coming out of my voice mouth to say you.

falling tree

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and those trees over there, not my fault they fell... probably.

burning leaves

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm not the one who covered username sucks in burning leaves. Tizzy was.

the man on the mountain

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I am the man on mountain; as opposed to the man in the mirror.

Twist it sideways, it looks like a burger.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I just realized that if you twist Fijiman's avatar sideways, it looks like a burger.

That's just so deep, man

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My name is Redlin5 and my real name's special number is five. That's just so deep, man.

Ponytails.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and my hair isn't nearly long enough for pony tails, not that I would ever want to have pony tails in my hair.

the subject after this

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and the subject after this that I'll be posting in is the LIKE A BOSS! thread.

LIKE A BOSS.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I just posted. LIKE A BOSS.

Viking beard