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Many greetings to you. I art he, the Count of Zero, but since I see not the need to be formal, thou may call me Neuromancer. I art he'e to warn thee of the impeding doom that shall soon reach our world. Armageddon is near, so say thy prayers while thou still can.
Over the topness.
Over the topness.
Fairest and fallen, meeting with defia-
Yeah, already mucked that up.
I'm Silent, and that was my attempt at being over the top. I seemed to have failed after the first sentence. >.>
Neuromancer's speech.
Yeah, already mucked that up.
I'm Silent, and that was my attempt at being over the top. I seemed to have failed after the first sentence. >.>
Neuromancer's speech.
If it is a speech thou ask for, then it is a speech thou shalt getthesilentman said:
Greetings and salutations, loyal subjects of this forum, I art the Count of Zero, Neuromancer, and I was asked by my marshall, who be a truly silent man, to give thee a speech.
As Count of this part of the grant Escapist Empire, it is my job, nay, my duty, to see to it that the laws of our Empress, as they stand, be followed by her loyal subjects.
If thou seeketh mine belevolance and friendship, thou shalt follow Her rules, as hath been passed to us by her loyal Red Guard.
If thou seeketh mine malevolance and ire, I dare thee to break them, though I should warn thee that jugdement shalt come swiftly.
Let none say I art not a merciful man, for I hath many a time, as is my duty, pardoned many a common criminal, for their reasons were just.
However, that dost not mean that thou hath been given leverage to break Her laws if thou believe that thou hath been wronged.
Instead, if thou hath an issue that needeth to be adressed, seek an audience with me, and I shalt do what lies in my power to right thy wrongs.
That is all I hath to say. Should there be other issues I wish to address, I shall summon thee once again to my court. For now, thou are dismissed.
Jumping the shark.
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Penny Arcade.
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Fallout.
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Hi. I'll let you know that I'm Silent, and I can't dance at all. Any attempt is like seeing an octopus trying to swim somewhere else with its tentacles tied.
Invertebrates.
Invertebrates.
