Allow me to introduce myself....

[StormShaun]

Hello I am StormShaun and today I am a VERY bittersweet Archangel today.
Free death for everyone!

Pepsi Max. (Cause why not?)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hi, I'm the Doctor, and I'm here to tell you that Pepsi Max... doesn't completely taste like ass?

On that vein...

Coke Zero

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I quite like Coke Zero, although I prefer Cherry Coke.

Cherry Coke

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm The Doctor, and I'd like to erase Cherry Coke from existence.

Trees.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri, and I'd like to be a tree.

Cocoa butter.

 

[thesilentman]

Cocoa butter! This here is Silent's favorite!

Spices.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I am The Doctor and I control the Spice! I control the universe!

Regret.

 

[staika]

I'm staika and I regret not stopping the doctor quicker.

Tyranny

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm The Doctor and I'm here to free you from the tyranny of staika's spam campaign!

Spam

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I don't like spam, either kind.

Burn wounds.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I know from experience that burn wounds suck.

tyhrranoids

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and you shall fear my condiment rifle.

banana phone

 

[Fijiman]

This is one small step for Fijiman and one giant leap for no one else.

flying cars

 

[staika]

I'm staika and watch my incredible knife skills!
*slices a watermelon in half*

Watermelon

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and watermelons are fun to smash with a baseball bat.

Sunshine, happiness and rainbows.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and fuck that.

baby kangaroos

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri and I'd love to hug a baby kangaroo.

Snakes.