Allow me to introduce myself....

[thesilentman]

Ghosts aren't always Silent. (Fuck, that was bad now that I look at it. x-D)

Reality manipulation.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and reality manipulation is fun.

Spike in the eye

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I am the Spike in the Eye of... of... justice? Yes! I am the Spike in the Eye of Justice!!!

yes

 

[Teoes]

Why yes I am Teoes. I'm not surprised you recognised me.

Piledriver

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I use piledrivers to defeat all who stand before me. If you want to ask, "the tool or the wrestling move?" the answer is yes!

Bolo ties.

 

[Fijiman]

Bolo ties mean nothing to me, Fijiman. Mostly because I don't know what that is.

 

[thesilentman]

... Bad Fiji. Silent will have your head for that.

GUILLOTINE!

 

[Fijiman]

Silly Silent, Fijiman, who is who I am, is immune to beheading.

Random noises

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and *beepbeep* *click* *honk* *BOOM*

Brick wall.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman, not a brick wall. You should know this by now.

The Sub

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I'm not the sub in this relationship.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I've got nothing to work with.

A hedgehog eating a doughnut.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I just blew u a hedgehog eating a doughnut

Sand

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and when the chins climb all over me I get sand in my eyes, ears and mouth.

Dislocated

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and none of my joints are dislocated... I think.

The greatest moment in history

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and my birth is widely regarded as the greatest moment in history.

Bow down.

 

[Fijiman]

I, Fijiman, refuse to bow down to your left shoe.

Persona

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I am [REDACTED] and I have never play any of them.

Psychics.

 

[staika]

I am staika and I am a psychic. Now please take a seat as I read your mind and ruin your childhood in very personal ways!

fairy

 

[Headsprouter]

I am Headsprouter, and I am the tooth fairy.

Dance.