Allow me to introduce myself....

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes this scar comes from a funny incident with a banana disk shooter.

Home-made bread

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I make home-made bread!

The barrier of life

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and the Barrier of Life is in my trousers. I'll show you if you want.

Indecent exposure

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hi, Im PsychicTaco115, and you may remember me from indecently exposing my nether regions for the whole website to see. In fact, you may have been one of the ones to spank the sausage to it! But there's no shame in that ;3

Hand sanitizer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi, I'm Redlin5 and I keep hand sanitizer in my car.

Advil

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and Advil is very awesome.

underwear donkey boxer midgets

 

[Potentpillow]

I'm potentpillow and I'm the drummer of a band called The Underwear Donkey Boxer Midgets.

suspected terrorist

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and due to a mix-up with a suspected terrorist, I'm no longer allowed inside playgrounds.

Stress balls.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and fuck stress balls. They actually cause me stress, so much better to go into a random tall grass and beating the ever living shit out of a random Pokémon there.

Beating the shit out of.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I found a recent fondness for beating the shit out cuddly toys in shops. Sadly not many shops take a kind view of this and my photo is appearing in more and more places.

Tastes of purple

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman, and while the taste of purple is okay, the taste of slightly blueish-green is quite exquisite.

midget monkey ninjas

 

[Teoes]

My name's Teoes and I'm so random I say the craziest things! MIDGET MONKEY NINJAS WHEEEEEEEEE!

Poor excuse

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I honestly have some pretty poor excuses for why I haven't been posting daily.

Discovery Channel

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I don't watch the Discovery Channel. Why? I have no idea.

The best idea

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I don't always have the best ideas, but when I do terrible things happen afterwards.

Mutually Assured Destruction

 

[Teoes]

Hello there. You may not know me, so let me make this abundantly clear. If you get into an argument with Teoes and it doesn't look like I'll win, I have absolutely no qualms about carrying out my plans for mutually assured destruction. I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Unheeded warning

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and due to my unheeded warning thirteen people died. Hey, I was tried to warn them.

blankness

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes..

Following the rules!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and fuck you, I'm still half asleep and have a cold so I just realized that I forgot.

Teoes is a jerk

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'm a jerk. I've always known this and people tell me often, too.

Penance