Allow me to introduce myself....

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I really don't see the appeal of fruit ninja. It's like a cheaply made game that you could find over dozen times on Newgrounds.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and Morsomk is full of fail.

heebie jeebies

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and heebie jeebies, did I totally forget to add words below my previous post. Sorry about that.

Hatred.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and apparently I'd let the hatred flow through me last week, as I'm told I had a face like a skelped arse. I thought I was in a good mood mostly..

Wagon Wheel

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and those bottle rockets aren't filled with explosives... this time.

a box

 

[Teoes]

Hi. I'm Teoes and I'll be conducting this seminar. Today we'll be discussing how to think outside a box; be actively pro-active; create a dialogue rather than talk to someone; and all sorts of other bullshit things.

Corkscrew

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks, and I have killed a man with a corkscrew to the skull before. Twist, twiist...

Painless

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and if you tell me what I want to know I promise you your death will be painless. If you lie or hold anything back, I will make it last for days. I will give you a blood transfusion if I have to, to keep you going. You will find out what your left ball tastes like.

Happy happy joy joy

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I was never that into Ren and Stimpy.

old computers

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I don't have old computers anymore. I UPGRADED THEM ALL!

Le butterflies

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'm quickly going to type 'Le butterflies' before Tizzy ninjas me.

Spuds

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I haven't had a good noodles for ages. I know, it's sad.

Lunch

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm somewhat looking forward to lunch.

old TV shows

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi I'm Redlin and the only thing I watch are old TV shows.

Bacon. I said Bacon. Bacon! BACON!!

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I ordered *copy* *paste* Bacon. I said Bacon. Bacon! BACON!!

Lazy git.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and GET BACK TO WORK YOU FUCKING LAZY GIT! Goddamn [Insert Region Equivalent Of Polish, Chinese Or Mexican Workers] always taking a lunch break in the middle of working hours.

[Insert Joke Here]

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I can't think of a joke to insert.

pillows

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I take pillows with me everywhere, so I can lie down and snooze where I please.

Trip hazard.