Allow me to introduce myself....

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I've never completed a Pokemon game.

Travesty

 

[DotSlash]

Hello, I'm DotSlash and I have committed numerous travesties in my life. Namely not knowing this thread existed.

Coffee.

 

[BobblyDrink]

Hi, I'm Tnekrtena. I got my name from randomly pressing my keyboard while on a coffee buzz.

Manikin.

 

[Barbas]

Hello. My name is Barbas and I'd like to talk about why Manikins are evil.

Frogs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hello, my name is Redlin and I haven't heard the sound of frogs in years.

Basketball.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and despite being freakishly tall, I have no skill at basketball.

bare-handed

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Hello, my name is Mortis Nuncius and I once was caught in a bare-bear-handed fight club comprised of literal bears. Did fairly well, too.

Gambling.

 

[Barbas]

I am Barbas and I have been known to partake in a gamble or two. I also like deals, particularly the kind that favour me and screw over others to the point of bankruptcy and madness. Well, I can't just sit around all day, can I?

Gelatin.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and the next person should watchout for flying gelatin.

catapulted electrical plugs

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I once successfully catapulted a electrical plug too get it to stick in the wall. I missed the socket, but close enough.

endless ranks of the potatoes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hello, I'm Redlin5 and I am the only one capable of defeating the endless ranks of the potatoes.

Flappy Bird.

 

[Barbas]

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Barbas and I ate Flappy Bird and he screamed while he died.

Intestines.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I once ate the intestines of a dissected frog in a science class on a dare.

Absolute zero

 

[Barbas]

My name is Barbas, and being eternal, I have seen Absolute Zero. I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it involves a black blacker than any previous black.

Arwen.

 

[thesilentman]

Arrr mateys, I's name is Silent of the Seven Seas! Dis Takei fool used to be on arr creeww, ba' he's be missin' for tweny yarr!

Astronauts!

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman, and I am not an astronaut.

weevil army

 

[Barbas]

My name is Barbas and I am here to pass on the wisdom that when in the Service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.

The salt.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I don't require the salt at the moment.

copper cable bungee

 

[Barbas]

I am Barbas and I'm here to inform you that copper cable bungees are going for a decent amount right now, so watch your copper cable bungees for copper cable bungee thieves!

Garrett.