Alright you nitwits, give me your best insults!

[StormShaun]

"I would call you trash,
but then again... I don't want to insult trash."

Feel free to replace "trash' with the noun that you dislike the most.

 

[Akytalusia]

i suppose the worst insult i actually use is "you're so first world."

 

[ryderawsome]

You sir are someone to whom I am not especially fond.

Feel that burn!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You aren't even worth using my good insults against.

 

[FPLOON]

This thread was so stupid, it could only exist in the Forum Games subforum...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If I had a dog that looked like you, I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

 

[FPLOON]

Remember when you created this thread? Pepperidge Farm doesn't... and refuses to, anyway...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are beneath even the very dirt I stand upon.

 

[FPLOON]

Every single "yo mama" joke was based off your mama at varying points in her life...

 

[Yoshi178]

 

[UltraDeth]

You deserve to be puked on then hit by a sentient train

 

[FPLOON]

You're not smarter than the average bear...

 

[UltraDeth]

Your family member of your choosing plays mobile games in Hell!

 

[FPLOON]

You're more of a Butt-head than Beavis...

 

[UltraDeth]

You wear skinny jeans with slogan t-shirts!

 

[FPLOON]

You cop a wire like you cop a feel!

 

[UltraDeth]

Reddit user!

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

When you look in to a mirror, it ducks.

 

[UltraDeth]

You... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2EmI5-KX7k]