Alright you nitwits, give me your best insults!

[FPLOON]

You load slower than dial-up!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're full of more manure than a septic tank!

 

[FPLOON]

You cheat at being a pumpkin eater!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're a big stupid metro-sexual!

 

[FillerDmon]

Here's a 'fresh' take on a old classic: Your Mom's so Fat, Roadhog couldn't Hook her.

When you look in to a mirror, it ducks.

Yo, that one made me laugh out loud! I gotta use that later.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're so ugly, your reflection cracks water.

 

[FPLOON]

Your insults can't even fuel your pending [better] insults!

 

[UltraDeth]

You wouldn't know the difference between classic art and a train schedule!

 

[FPLOON]

You're more outdated than a HD DVD!

 

[UltraDeth]

You play multiplayer first!

 

[FPLOON]

Hey diddle diddle, your cat ate your fiddle!

 

[UltraDeth]

You enjoy film adaptations of games!

 

[FPLOON]

You suck at sucking!

 

[UltraDeth]

You cowpat fisting, blancmange felching, vomit manipulating, rent transgender!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Yo' mamma was the inspiration for this song!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're older than you look, dumber than you think and uglier than I imagined!

 

[FPLOON]

You can't even call collect!

 

[UltraDeth]

You'd forget your legs if they weren't stapled on!

 

[FPLOON]

You confuse damn for dam!

 

[UltraDeth]

You enjoy Spongebob's post-movie seasons!