Alright you nitwits, give me your best insults!

[Drake the Dragonheart]

which would still be heavenly compared to you.

 

[FPLOON]

Your actions cause cybercrimes!

 

[UltraDeth]

You have wonky fingers!

 

[FPLOON]

Not even a puppet can make you funnie, Doug!

 

[UltraDeth]

You make medicine sick!

 

[FPLOON]

The bass would rather drop you back into the sea!

 

[UltraDeth]

You bring bad weather to Hawaii!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I would engage you in a battle of wits, but that would be like a knight challenging an unarmed peasant.

 

[FPLOON]

You can't even make a flesh wound comical!

 

[UltraDeth]

Nothing you do could be foolproof.

 

[FPLOON]

Your orders caused an endangered species to go extinct again!

 

[UltraDeth]

You are as dumb and obnoxious as YouTube screamers.

 

[FPLOON]

You're so clumsy you exploded twice!

 

[UltraDeth]

You give yourself cock block!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You stink so bad it could knock the stink off a skunk!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're so East coast your middle name is practically "Brooklyn".

 

[FPLOON]

You're the reason why the third Power Hour exist!

 

[UltraDeth]

Smelly old boot-licker!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so weak and pathetic taking your chi would actually make Kai weaker!

 

[UltraDeth]

You suffer from delusions of adequacy.