Kirkby said:
Mate I'm impressed you know any 14-17th century of any country. Though isnt Irish history part of the module in secondary school? Still kinda impressive
Irish history in secondary school, a summary:
*ahem*
First there was stone age men. They lifted on artificial islands until they got metal working skills. Then they lived in ring forts.
Then nothing happened for a few hundred years and St Patrick came and gave us Christianity.
Then there be Vikings who founded Dublin and liked it here so they moved in and became Irish.
After that we became a shining beacon of hope in the European dark ages by exporting monks and saints to europe to found monasteries.
Then the *the following words should be said in the most amount of bile and hate you can summon*
English came. At first they weren't bad they just stayed inside dublin and set up the pale, but they were coming. However they were Catholic and alright.
Then Henry VIII separated and created the devils own work.
Protestants. These people under the guide of Satan's own bride Elizabeth the First and her other relatives started to take our land.
Until Cromwell. Before Cromwell Ireland was a happy lucky land where the rivers ran with milk and honey.
After Cromwell the Irish where lucky to survive after he went around eating all our babies.
We tried to rebel and got our arses kicked and lay low,
Until 1798 when brave Wolfe Tone and his fellow Catholic-
But Sir wasn't Wolfe tone a Protestant?
QUIET LARKIN!!!! As I was saying brave Wolfe Tone stood up and rebelled and the Brits used this as their excuse to take all our lands and rights.
Then they orchestrated the failure of the Irish famine and stole all our food while we were hungry. And outlawed Catholicism.
Then Daniel O'Connell and Charles Stewart Parnell-
*cough*Protestant*cough
WHAT WAS THAT LARKIN?!? Anyway the brave sons of Ireland O'Connell and Parnell got us the rights to Catholicism and land ownership back. But this wasn't enough.
The brit's still refused to grant us home rule and then in 1916 we gloriously rebelled while NOT A SINGLE IRISHMAN FOUGHT FOR THE BRITS IN WW1. Unfortunately we were betrayed by the protestants.... Young Patrick Pearse and Wise James Connelly where both shot after surrendering.
Then in 1919 led by the great Michael Collins we fought for our independence and where granted it in 1921. THEN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED IN 1921-22 and Michael Collins died happily in bed far away from Cork.
However the dastardly brits still wouldn't give us the North so to this day our brave Northern brethren fight against the tyranny of the British crown.
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Yup my knowledge of Irish history is bipartisan in nature and more indepth then the normal school leaver.