Am I an idiot for wanting one of these?

[Monshroud]

I don't think that thing is worth it personally. To each his own though. Who the heck cooks eggs with their bacon anyway? Besides, you can't impress someone with your cooking ability by using a microwave...

 

[RadiusXd]

please tell me that you looked at the flex O ladder guys.
I shot blood out my nose.

 

[RadiusXd]

Wow...I am actually intrigued. Because me and my girlfriend live off eggs at Uni, and seeing as they come out poached which are the superior form of egg cookery.

Please tell me that your avatar can be found in the form of a demotivational poster.

 

[Podunk]

It's okay to want something that's been advertised on TV... I still want one of those 'Magic Bullet' things.

"Hello, Hazel!"

 

[RadiusXd]

Just make your eggs manually. It'll taste better that way.
You don't have to microwave EVERYTHING ffs.

in the morning, time spent mothering a frying pan is time i don't have.

 

[laggyteabag]

Yeah i never trust 'Teleshopping' they say its 'Amazing' and 'New' and 'High tech' but its simple and its never as good as it is on the TV.

 

[RadiusXd]

I reckon Gordon Ramsay would blow a fuse if he saw an egg-wave in a restaurant.

 

[Shadowfaze]

OH MY GOD i so want the egg wave!! i eat scrambled egg all the time, and if its as fluffy as they say, im in.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Wow...I am actually intrigued. Because me and my girlfriend live off eggs at Uni, and seeing as they come out poached which are the superior form of egg cookery.

Please tell me that your avatar can be found in the form of a demotivational poster.

I actually have no idea where I found it now! I'd imagine someone's done one.

 

[Jedamethis]

I want the junk-food for breakfast...

Anyway, it doesn't look all that tasty. And you save, what, 3 minutes on making eggs this way? Kinda pointless

Yeah, those eggs look like plastic. Do Not Want.

 

[RadiusXd]

I want the junk-food for breakfast...

Anyway, it doesn't look all that tasty. And you save, what, 3 minutes on making eggs this way? Kinda pointless

Yeah, those eggs look like plastic. Do Not Want.

so are safety goggles but i want them.

 

[TimeLord]

I would rather stick with the doughnuts!

 

[TheTaco007]

I like how they advertise microwaveable food as not being junk food...

 

[RadiusXd]

I like how they advertise microwaveable food as not being junk food...

it's still the same stuff, an egg is made of egg, regardless of what you use to heat it.

 

[iLikeHippos]

major development here!
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anyone who would consider buying any of these is far worse than I am, and should immediately announce themselves so they can be subject to our ridicule.

All inventions mentioned above are of no use, and I laughed at the Hawaii chair part.

.. But I approve of the "ashtray filter" thing. Smoke without annoying the living shit out of your family.

 

[Chromatic Aberration]

Dammit, after seeing that ad I just had to make myself a boiled egg....
mhhhhhhhhhhh...tasty....

OT:
Nope.
These ads are always designed to make one want things that no one really needs - and if you buy one they usually suck.

 

[RadiusXd]

major development here!
<youtube=duaiVk_aRgQ&feature=related>
anyone who would consider buying any of these is far worse than I am, and should immediately announce themselves so they can be subject to our ridicule.

All inventions mentioned above are of no use, and I laughed at the Hawaii chair part.

.. But I approve of the "ashtray filter" thing. Smoke without annoying the living shit out of your family.

but that only works when the cigarette is in the ashtray.
MR Bean type scenarios begin!!!