An Egyptian Man Plans to Fight, and Maybe Kill, a Lion

[JehuBot]

Ignore him , guys , he's just trying to get himself some good ol' 15 minutes of fame.

also , for some reason , this reminds of this:

http://youtu.be/fk99f4iy_is

 

[Srs bzns]

About time someone put those uppity lions in there place.

Yes, going about their same business that their species has done for thousands of years and being the subject of interesting documentaries by David Attenborough, the egotists.

 

[Maxtro]

They might end up clipping the lion's claws, or putting a muzzle on it just to even the odds a bit. I'll be more excited when they do the weigh-ins.

What's funny, is that a declawed (forelegs and hind legs), muzzled lion still has the advantage.

One swipe of its paw could knock the guy out.

Odds are it would be over if the lion manages to pounce on the guy and pinning him down with it's 400lb weight. Then just start hammering the guy with it's paws.

ah but 1 punch from the man will also knock the lion out.

and when a lion is thrown into a pit with a man and there is a huge cheering croud the lion will be confused and defensive.
the man knows hes got to run up and punch it hard in the face so he MAY get the first punch in. this is why im going for the man.

Hmm, I wonder how affective a solid punch would be? Knocking it out probably won't happen, but might be enough to make it want to stop fighting.

One thing though, how do you land a hit on this?

Odds are a punch to the face would end up getting his fist bitten off.

He could always try for a Tiger Uppercut.

 

[DustStorm]

He seems confident, maybe it's going to be a baby lion?

 

[Tiger Sora]

Can someone say fight of the century. Cause it's certainly looking to be so.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

I feel bad for the Lion though, being forced to fight and possibly killed.

Why? I seriously don't get this.
The man is walking into a cage, *unarmed*, with a fucking *lion*. Why would *anyone* care about the lion? The lion is going to rip this man to shreds in seconds, and animal rights activists are trying to protect it?

Not saying the man is right, but the lion has no chance of losing. Stop backing it up.

Do you really think they are going to let that Lion live if it wins?

Do you really think anyone's on this guy's side? Either no one will show because he sounds like he's trolling, a lot, like when he said his future plans include pulling an airplane with his teeth, then his hair, then getting ran over by one, and between these stunts fight lions, or everyone will show up to watch a guy get killed by a lion. No one is siding with the man here.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

That's pretty epic. He kinda reminds me of a character Eiichiro Oda would come up with. I could just picture it now-

A lengthy Shonen Jump-style story arc revolving around this famous strong-man battling a lion in order to make his country proud of him. Spies from a rival kingdom attempt to sabotage the match by using magic/drugs/tricky trick-things to make the lion buffed/berserk/impossibly powerful, and our heroes have to intervene to stop the treachery!

The twist?

Despite all the trickery that's gone down, the strong-man manages to beat the lion, all the while having flashbacks involving his dead master who trained him to be an expert strongman. Lying about, bloodied but alive, the lion unconscious, he laughs, tears in his eyes, and the crowd cheers. The heroes of the tale watch in awe, the bad guys all beat up. The twelve year-old boy reading this is of course inspired.

 

[Booze Zombie]

It is his life... hopefully he won't end up in the Darwin Awards.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Natural Selection at its finest. He will win a Darwin Award if it is any consolation.

 

[Double A]

Human. Dependant on tools for most of his adult life. For his long childhood, dependant on his guardians.

Lion; Greater strength, speed, agility, range, size, natural weapons, no morality.

He's going to be eaten.

Didn't you check the article? There's a picture of him at the top of it. I think he's gonna kick that pasty white lion's ass. Stupid bipedals, think they own the place.

Round 1: He approaches. Lion growls a warning and then lets loose with a raking claw to draw blood. If he blocks, it uses the other.
Round 2: Having latched on, the lion uses it's back legs to rake him apart.
Round 3: Lion finishes meal.

Can't see the picture but if it's Human vs Lion, then my money's on the Lion everytime. Unless the Human cheats - which, let's face it, I would.

Yeah, not being able to see the image ruins the joke.

[small]It's a picture of a lion.[/small]

 

[tzimize]

I don't think this guy realises how much lions dislike idiots who try to wrestle them.

Hahaha, oh wow. This thread is just full of win. I almost hope this is real, but I doubt even mans stupidity can be this huge (a famous quote by einstein comes to mind...).

About time someone put those uppity lions in there place.

xD

Oh man. I'm grinning my face off here at work. Keep it up guys Even if this guy is a hoax he's giving me plenty of entertainment!

My money is on the big beast with sharp claws and sharp teeth, look on the bright side if he dies how many people can say they died fighting a lion.

No one, because they died. While fighting a lion.

Hah!

Errr....I think PETA is going to try and lynch the guy before he gets a chance to carry out his idea.

If he can fight a lion, I don't think a bunch of PETA members stand a chance in hell.

OT: I would watch this, sad to say.

You would watch what? They guy fighting the lion? Or the guy fighting PETA? Heh. The PETA fight seems almost more entertaining ^^

 

[Dogstile]

My money is on the 11 turkeys, Soren doesn't stand a chance.

Spoiler

In relations to the lion fight, the lion is going to win, if its an actual, grown lion

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

"If America, or any other country, had a man with the ability to combat the strongest creature on the planet, they would properly promote him, and use his strength to their advantage."[/i]"

Errr....I think PETA is going to try and lynch the guy before he gets a chance to carry out his idea.

People for ethics would kill someone? That would be hilariously ironic [sup]and depressing.[/sup]

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Yeah, not being able to see the image ruins the joke.

[small]It's a picture of a lion.[/small]

Ah...I was wondering....I can only see a picture of a lion here

 

[Hamish Durie]

*places $20 on the lion* in the bag

 

[superbatranger]

He's been reading Saxton Hale comics, hasn't he?

Something tells me he wants to become Saxton Hale.

 

[PunkRex]

That's how I want to die, except make it a bear.

I wanna go out like this guy

Clever girl.

Wait a minute, it just came to me . . . How did Muldoon know it was a girl? Was he looking it's vagina or something?

Dont forget, all dinosaurs at Jurassic Park are female... lesbian dinosaurs capable of breeding but "girls" none the less.