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robotam

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Aquaman was known to employ some shady tactics to try to get a date.

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I haven't seen middle aged women that wet, since it was announced that the "Take That" tour would be stopping in our town.

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It's ok when a stingray does it, but when I sneak up behind women and drag them to MY lair. Suddenly there's a manhunt.

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The two older women thought it was pretty funny when the stingray grabbed those girls from behind. But then the stingray started ripping the girls to shreds. The women laughed harder.

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Once you go stingray.....
 

Aerosteam

Get out while you still can
Sep 22, 2011
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I haven't read anyone else's captions, I hope I'm the first one to do this.
 

2clueless

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Apr 11, 2012
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"Eww, I think I touched some human!"

"What happens under the ray, stays under wraps."

"The Recreation Staff of the cruise faced animal abuse charges for inflicting the three brattiest women of the sailing upon an unsuspecting manta ray."

"Discomfort comes on wet, slimy wings."

"I am a prince! Kiss me, and with you I will share the wealth of the entire ocean! Now pucker up! .. Someone? Anyone?"

"Seasoned vacationers looked on in amusement as the newbies were affectionately 'rayed.'"

"My preciouses! Never leave me!"

"Not exactly what the girls meant when they mentioned wanting to catch some rays."

"On tropical vacation, rays catch you!"
 

Basement Cat

Keeping the Peace is Relaxing
Jul 26, 2012
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Blessed is the Crafter, Caramel Frappe, who took my suggested quotes and wrought the following.

Enjoy!!!





































 

Ultress

Volcano Girl
Feb 5, 2009
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Hey girls calm down, it's only Strong Sad

Ash Ketheum tries out his new Maintine

I do love the black cherries

Forneus was just a little to eager

I can never remember if bestiality is legal in Florida
 

guidance

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Dec 9, 2010
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"Don't worry ladies, I am only interested in taking men's hearts."

That was as close as I could get to making a Steve Irwin joke.
 

AngloDoom

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Caramel Frappe said:


... I'm so sorry for making this >_> so wrong but feels so right haha.
I think we have a winner. That was pretty much what I was going for, but executed much better than I could have managed.

+1 vote for Caramel Frappe's.
 

King of Asgaard

Vae Victis, Woe to the Conquered
Oct 31, 2011
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"Jehova's Witnesses are everywhere."

"Do you have a moment to hear the word of my Lord, Jesus Christ?"
 

Callate

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"The Greenpeace contribution ain't optional in this part of the water, y'knowhatI'msayin'?"
 

7moreDead_v1legacy

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"HEY YOU GUYS!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkB5-BHxKZI

Springs to mind, not sure why.

Or something original er...Rays wig didn't go down to well with some of the ladies.