An Escapist Caption Contest! (fun times and a rare badge inside)
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Aquaman was known to employ some shady tactics to try to get a date.
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I haven't seen middle aged women that wet, since it was announced that the "Take That" tour would be stopping in our town.
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It's ok when a stingray does it, but when I sneak up behind women and drag them to MY lair. Suddenly there's a manhunt.
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The two older women thought it was pretty funny when the stingray grabbed those girls from behind. But then the stingray started ripping the girls to shreds. The women laughed harder.
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Once you go stingray.....
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I haven't seen middle aged women that wet, since it was announced that the "Take That" tour would be stopping in our town.
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It's ok when a stingray does it, but when I sneak up behind women and drag them to MY lair. Suddenly there's a manhunt.
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The two older women thought it was pretty funny when the stingray grabbed those girls from behind. But then the stingray started ripping the girls to shreds. The women laughed harder.
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Once you go stingray.....
"Eww, I think I touched some human!"
"What happens under the ray, stays under wraps."
"The Recreation Staff of the cruise faced animal abuse charges for inflicting the three brattiest women of the sailing upon an unsuspecting manta ray."
"Discomfort comes on wet, slimy wings."
"I am a prince! Kiss me, and with you I will share the wealth of the entire ocean! Now pucker up! .. Someone? Anyone?"
"Seasoned vacationers looked on in amusement as the newbies were affectionately 'rayed.'"
"My preciouses! Never leave me!"
"Not exactly what the girls meant when they mentioned wanting to catch some rays."
"On tropical vacation, rays catch you!"
"What happens under the ray, stays under wraps."
"The Recreation Staff of the cruise faced animal abuse charges for inflicting the three brattiest women of the sailing upon an unsuspecting manta ray."
"Discomfort comes on wet, slimy wings."
"I am a prince! Kiss me, and with you I will share the wealth of the entire ocean! Now pucker up! .. Someone? Anyone?"
"Seasoned vacationers looked on in amusement as the newbies were affectionately 'rayed.'"
"My preciouses! Never leave me!"
"Not exactly what the girls meant when they mentioned wanting to catch some rays."
"On tropical vacation, rays catch you!"
Blessed is the Crafter, Caramel Frappe, who took my suggested quotes and wrought the following.
Enjoy!!!
Enjoy!!!
"Jehova's Witnesses are everywhere."
"Do you have a moment to hear the word of my Lord, Jesus Christ?"
"Do you have a moment to hear the word of my Lord, Jesus Christ?"
"HEY YOU GUYS!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkB5-BHxKZI
Springs to mind, not sure why.
Or something original er...Rays wig didn't go down to well with some of the ladies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkB5-BHxKZI
Springs to mind, not sure why.
Or something original er...Rays wig didn't go down to well with some of the ladies.