Update: End of Chapter 1
Choosing not to craft anything, I head to the Inn and fight some guys. I actually quite enjoy the new boxing system - it isn't just "spam left click" anymore. True, it's just QTEs, but this is use of QTEs that work well.
Anyway, I agree to join Fight Club, and King whats-his-face takes me to Lorendo's house. Oh my. I once again leave all weapons outside (sigh) and head in.
More boxing ensues. I notice that these opponents are tougher than the ones in the inn (they require more buttons presses to defeat). I take them all and then Lorendo tells me to throw the last fight. Ha. Ha ha. No.
I not only beat the final dude, I beat him FLAWLESSLY. Suck on that, asshat.
It is wonderfully satisfying to make him pay me after I told him to get fucked.
Outside, I pick up my equipment, reequip it, and then get attacked by thugs. Normally I can't draw my sword in town, so I attempt to fight with spells-only, but Geralt draws anyway, and the nearby guard doesn't seem to give a shit. Um, okay. I murder them and loot their corpses. The guard saunters past and I guilty put away my sword.
That was a thing. Anyway, on my way back, there are a bunch of people upset about the incense shop. Oh, right, selling drugs. Wait, they just now noticed? I go and yell at the guy and he closes up shop. I get some XP, so that's all right then.
I talk to Zoltan in the Inn, and he says he can hook me up with the Squirrel leader, I... something. Iorveth, according to Google. Ahem, anyway, we go to meet him and get attacked by Nekkers. And then talk to elves. And then go to a different meeting spot. With a giant spider in it. Lovely. Also, why couldn't I get down her earlier? Never mind.
I kill the spider thing and Igor shows up (I'm not gonna type Iorveth every time - yikes) and I tell him about the betrayal from the Kingslayer. After convincing him, he agrees to test the kingslayer and asks me to accompany him. I wanna loot that spider, so I say I'll meet him there.
I loot the spider and find... a new silver sword! Yeah, I see why you guys told me not to upgrade. Nice.
Anyway, Zoltan is heading back to town, so I head back to the Elven Baths to meet Oden.
... get it? Oden only has one eye. Iorveth only has one eye. LAUGH DAMMIT!
Ah meta humor. The best kind of humor.
Ahem. Anyway, so, we head in and I pump the Kingslayer for information. I avoid being mean until I've got as many answers as I think I can get, then tell him I'm gonna make him pay. This leads to a sword battle.
I rip into him and get really REALLY lucky - I pin him against a wall and he is unable to respond. As his HP reaches critical (just a sliver left) I back off so I can hear the rest of his dialog. He starts casting a spell, so I head back in -
- and, with me at full HP, him at 0 HP, I gently tap him. And a cut scene starts where he kicks my ass, disarms me, and holds a sword to my neck.
FUCKING RAILROADING!!!
I'm feeling a little cheated as the cut-scene of "this guy is really awesome" plays. I totally fucking owned him (yes, due to a lucky pin, but I made it count and tore him apart!). Between that and my swallow potion, I was at full HP when that cut-scene started. If it wasn't necessary to the plot that he lived, I'd have cut off his head and carried it back to town with me. Grrr.
Anyway, it is a game, so he goes off to find Triss. And Iodine shows up (I gave him his sword during the fucking timed response) and shoots the shit with me in a massively unnecessary fashion. I question him, grab my sword and some... loot that I guess he dropped? So I did kill him, technically?
And no, I don't mean the chest - I accidentally found this room earlier before the sex scene and looted it then. This is new loot.
Anyway, I head to town, but OF COURSE I'm too late. Triss has been kidnapped. Interestingly, I get to play as Triss briefly as Margot explains what happened. It's actually a very interesting way to handle the data dump - putting the player in control of it.
Anyway, Cedric was with Triss, and he was bleeding, so time to follow a blood trail. Using a cat potion.
Due to some false trails, I end up running out of potion in the middle of the woods. I take a second one - and find Cedric about five feet away (not really, but what I thought was a guard corpse I looted earlier was actually Cedric - I could SEE him without the potion, I just didn't know it was him).
Cedric dies after telling me that the Kingslayer forced Triss through a portal. Okay... time to follow. And fuck this guy up. Again. Harder.
I talk to Dandelion and Zoltan, and decide to go see Mr. Friday. And yes, that is a VERY obscure reference, and no I'm not going to explain it. If you laughed, then awesome. If not, then you need to read more Neil Gaimen novels.
He is, of course, back in the elven ruins. I hate climbing up there yet again, but fine, I do so. He wants to steal the barge and use it to chase the Kingslayer. Sounds good to me. I don't check Roach's plan because A) I want to side with the Squirrels and B) he attacked the Squirrels and helped the Kingslayer escape, so FUCK HIM. If Roach hadn't attacked then, the Squirrels would have filled the Kingslayer with arrows and I'd have my gods damned memory back.
Anyway, together we head to the harbor, splitting up to take the more difficult route around. The barge is heavily guarded for some reason and I try to warn Icarus, but he's already gone in, so I rush to join him. Which is made difficult by the game being very pick about exactly where I'm standing to activate the "jump down" option.
I learn that grenades do NOT have friendly fire by tossing several into the mass of guards ahead of us. They also don't deal much damage. Ah well. Relying on the Jagged Sword and my fully upgraded Group Style, I wade in, murdering tons of guards. We take the ship - there's a particularly cool moment when I take on some sort of mini-boss and we end up fighting our way down the stairs into the ship's hold. It isn't scripted, just an accident of positioning - and it is FUCKING AWESOME.
After killing him (and never getting a chance to loot him or the other dozen guards dammit!) I head back up and finish off the last couple guards on deck. And then -
Cut scene. Loredo has an elven prostitute on a building an sets said building on fire. Ivo says that the women are martyrs. I say "fuck that" and go save them (letting Loredo escape). Those women didn't sign up to be Squirrels or martyrs.
Anyway, that done, we sail off into Chapter 2.
More on that in the next update (which I'm going to make pretty much immediately - I want to make it easier for readers to use the front index to jump where they want to).