An Open Letter to Off-Topic

[Silvanus]

Tsk! How nonsensical. To get there, that duck must have passed under the bridge in the background, but he's far too large. It's inconsistencies like that that drive me over the edge...

 

[Risingblade]

tl;dr

The answer is more cats with lasers on their heads and pie

What about normal cats with bread on there heads?
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTbItDnBwRSzR5ibmw5BOFy1h-zscmphEUZpt9YEKi46kdtSJr8g

Just bread? I can't eat a cat sandwich with just bread and pussy cat D:

I am truly sorry for what I am about to do, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

"What, you don't like eating pussy?"

Spoiler: Eating pussy done correctly

I am just so very sorry about that...

Need mayo and cheese!!!

tl;dr

The answer is more cats with lasers on their heads and pie

What about normal cats with bread on there heads?
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTbItDnBwRSzR5ibmw5BOFy1h-zscmphEUZpt9YEKi46kdtSJr8g

Just bread? I can't eat a cat sandwich with just bread and pussy cat D:

How about a burger?
http://catboxdeli.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/logo.jpg?w=455

Lunch!!!!! That is one tasty looking kitty :3

 

[Calibanbutcher]

But because of that, we all have gained something great and grandiose even.
We have gained FUN.

But I know what to do with your law that banishes all forms of fun:
TEAR IT UP

Spoiler

You're a maniac! A MANIAC I SAY!

Spoiler

And we have not lost, we have reformed and redeveloped ourselves to enforce the magic of funw ith a furious iron fist!

ME? A MANIAC?
Well I never, Mister Policeman.
I am the eggman.
I am the Walrus.


And concerning the fun police:
Apparently the show must go on...


And this video still gets to me...

 

[TimeLord]

P.S: We may need to sacrifice a lurker to Spider-Mod soon if things don't change!

You sacrifice to the wrong mod. I am a vengeful but fair deity who loves you all equally.

 

[shifter85]

I think the trend really started with people like Anita Sarkeesian exploiting the left wing sentiments in the gaming community to spread chaos and troll with faux-issues. That's kind of what got a lot of the less socially liberal people going and becoming more vocal.

Argh, I don't want to fuel any negativity in this thread... but even had to register just to say my piece on this.

Sarkeesian is one of the few people who's actually serious about calling the gaming industry out on its misogynic tendencies. What she's doing is great, and it's needed. She's not "trolling" or "spreading chaos". And honestly this just seems like an attempt to "blame" feminists / women for MRA types going on a hate-trolling crusade against them on these forums.


On a lighter note...

KITTYFROG!!!

http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu169/punk-o-matic1/cute-kitty-frog-costume.jpg

 

[Shadowstar38]

I am truly sorry for what I am about to do, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

"What, you don't like eating pussy?"

Spoiler: Eating pussy done correctly

I am just so very sorry about that...

I'd eat that pussy. I'd eat that pussy all day...

 

[The White Hunter]

But because of that, we all have gained something great and grandiose even.
We have gained FUN.

But I know what to do with your law that banishes all forms of fun:
TEAR IT UP

Spoiler

You're a maniac! A MANIAC I SAY!

Spoiler

And we have not lost, we have reformed and redeveloped ourselves to enforce the magic of funw ith a furious iron fist!

ME? A MANIAC?
Well I never, Mister Policeman.
I am the eggman.
I am the Walrus.


And concerning the fun police:
Apparently the show must go on...


And this video still gets to me...

Walrus? I thought you were a rainbow sky manatee!! D: I am so very disappoint.

Damn that song gets to me man.

Rest in peace Freddy you magnificent son of a ***** you.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

But because of that, we all have gained something great and grandiose even.
We have gained FUN.

But I know what to do with your law that banishes all forms of fun:
TEAR IT UP

Spoiler

You're a maniac! A MANIAC I SAY!

Spoiler

And we have not lost, we have reformed and redeveloped ourselves to enforce the magic of funw ith a furious iron fist!

ME? A MANIAC?
Well I never, Mister Policeman.
I am the eggman.
I am the Walrus.


And concerning the fun police:
Apparently the show must go on...



And this video still gets to me...

Walrus? I thought you were a rainbow sky manatee!! D: I am so very disappoint.

Damn that song gets to me man.

Rest in peace Freddy you magnificent son of a ***** you.

But of course I am the rainbow sky manatee.
That is why I am the Walrus.
That is how I can be the eggman.
If I was not the rainbow sky manatee, I could not be the eggman.
If I was not the rainbow sky manatee, I would not know how to be the walrus.
It is because I am the rainbow sky manatee that I am the walrus.

 

[The White Hunter]

P.S: We may need to sacrifice a lurker to Spider-Mod soon if things don't change!

You sacrifice to the wrong mod. I am a vengeful but fair deity who loves you all equally.

Can the vengeful but fair deity get me and JoJo an official "Fun Police" badge? : D

We can arrange a sacrfice?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le SnipI forgive you. However you do need to sing this song.

Le SnipYou too
<youtube=sP4NMoJcFd4>

 

[The White Hunter]

The snip must go on

But of course I am the rainbow sky manatee.
That is why I am the Walrus.
That is how I can be the eggman.
If I was not the rainbow sky manatee, I could not be the eggman.
If I was not the rainbow sky manatee, I would not know how to be the walrus.
It is because I am the rainbow sky manatee that I am the walrus.[/quote]

You are the official EGGMAN

E.G.G.M.A.N.!


That shall now play when you enter a thread.

 

[TimeLord]

P.S: We may need to sacrifice a lurker to Spider-Mod soon if things don't change!

You sacrifice to the wrong mod. I am a vengeful but fair deity who loves you all equally.

Can the vengeful but fair deity get me and JoJo an official "Fun Police" badge? : D

We can arrange a sacrfice?

Sure! Just send me your bank details so I can totally send you $1,000,000 your shiny badges.

Also I require the sacrifice of Daystar

 

[Calibanbutcher]

The snip must go on

But of course I am the rainbow sky manatee.
That is why I am the Walrus.
That is how I can be the eggman.
If I was not the rainbow sky manatee, I could not be the eggman.
If I was not the rainbow sky manatee, I would not know how to be the walrus.
It is because I am the rainbow sky manatee that I am the walrus.

You are the official EGGMAN

E.G.G.M.A.N.!


That shall now play when you enter a thread.[/quote]

Well, there are certainly worse ways to make your presence known than having a kick-ass theme play as soon as you enter a thread.

Le SnipI forgive you. However you do need to sing this song.

Le SnipYou too
<youtube=sP4NMoJcFd4>

I'd much rather watch this instead:

P.S: We may need to sacrifice a lurker to Spider-Mod soon if things don't change!

You sacrifice to the wrong mod. I am a vengeful but fair deity who loves you all equally.

Can the vengeful but fair deity get me and JoJo an official "Fun Police" badge? : D

We can arrange a sacrfice?

Sure! Just send me your bank details so I can totally send you $1,000,000 your shiny badges.

Also I require the sacrifice of Daystar

The sacrifice of Daystar? Well certainly, but how?
I am quite partial to the ole vulcan-sacrifice-ritual, but I wouldn't object to an all out burning-at-the-stake-ritual either.
Or do you prefer the tried-and-true just strap him to an altar and stab the everything out of him method?

Also, can I get a badge too, seeing as I was the one who managed to change the fun police into the FUN! police?
Hurray for badges...

 

[The White Hunter]

P.S: We may need to sacrifice a lurker to Spider-Mod soon if things don't change!

You sacrifice to the wrong mod. I am a vengeful but fair deity who loves you all equally.

Can the vengeful but fair deity get me and JoJo an official "Fun Police" badge? : D

We can arrange a sacrfice?

Sure! Just send me your bank details so I can totally send you $1,000,000 your shiny badges.

Also I require the sacrifice of Daystar

I have no bank details and even if I did I have no money but I'll work on the sacrifice of Daystar for you, I'm sure that he has a weakness of some kind...

 

[The White Hunter]

Well, there are certainly worse ways to make your presence known than having a kick-ass theme play as soon as you enter a thread.


The sacrifice of Daystar? Well certainly, but how?
I am quite partial to the ole vulcan-sacrifice-ritual, but I wouldn't object to an all out burning-at-the-stake-ritual either.
Or do you prefer the tried-and-true just strap him to an altar and stab the everything out of him method?

Also, can I get a badge too, seeing as I was the one who managed to change the fun police into the FUN! police?
Hurray for badges...

Kick-ass entry indeed. I'#m on a Queen binge now D: up to "Who Wants To Live Forever".

You are the honorary General of the FUN! Police. It is our duty to enforce fun by whatever means possible, that is our burden and our justice.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Le Snip

Le Snip

His weakness is Fappy. Kidnap Fappy and you have leverage.

 

[JemothSkarii]

Am I hallucinating? It can't be...I FOUND THE FUN! GUYS! QUICKLY! IN HERE!

Praise whatever god I praise! Hope and salvation in the Wasteland.

Time to celebrate!

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Therumancer made a post in here, and everyone ignored him. See? We're one step closer to collective happiness already!

So he would have you believe, he wants us to think that he has changed, but I found more evidence of his fun-loving nature:
Hear the crowd cheer for him, watch him enjoy the dancing, watch YOUR CAPTAIN HAVE FUN:
WITH A GIRL
ADMIT IT, JOJO, YOU WANT THE FUN.
GIVE IN TO THE FUN.
JOIN THE FUN.

Time for a proper dance off, it seems!


I'm sorry, but that Big Daddy dances worse than Commander Shepard.

 

[The White Hunter]

Le Snip

Le Snip

His weakness is Fappy. Kidnap Fappy and you have leverage.

Thank you for your assistance in this ongoing investigation citizen. Your contribution will be rewarded in time.

Now have more fun. Fun is the law > > -insert judge dredd clip here-

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Then there is one thing left for you to do:
FUN IT

I don't really have a clever segway for this, coming up with them is just too much pressure.


This is now a Queen thread. Let there be decadence!

Goddamit, stop making everything about anything about Queen. I'm tired of all the Spiderman and Ed, Edd n Eddy threads. All this posturing and non sequiturs just makes me Want To Break Free!