And the people of your country have elected....Mario!

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Kollega

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Hmm. Any sort of evil genius would end up either making everything worse than it already is, or just blowing up the Earth. So probably Medic.



Seems like a nice enough fellow.
 

Caliostro

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Gay Tony and Luis Fernando Lopes. Possibly with Yusuf Amir as secretary of being awesome.



You know they'd make it shine.
 

LongAndShort

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Christ, that's a challenge. Saxton Hale, Captain Price, the TF2 Sniper maybe. You'd know their policies would generally revolve around beating (or shooting) problems to death, beating (or shooting) the people who caused those problems to death, and beating (or shooting) anyone who knew those people to death.
 

LongAndShort

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I'm changing my answer to Tim Curry's character from Red Alert 3, Premier Cherdenko. Why? Well:

1. He's a cossack, and cossacks are hard to kill (and have a great name).

2. I'd love to see what we could do to weaponise our native wildlife with the funding that he'd put in (you thought a war bear was tough? meet the mother fucking War DROP Bear).

3. His staff is filled with hot women.

4. It's motherfucking Tim Curry? Why do I have to explain my answer?
 

teh_Canape

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I'd vote Gordon Freeman, his' quiet nature and serious look denitely shows you he ain't got time to bullshit around



besides, he's got an M.I.T. PhD........ and knows how to properly use a crowbar, and that, sir, has saved the earth from two fuck ups in a row
 

SomeLameStuff

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Frank Fontaine would win in a landslide.

Would you kindly vote for Mr Fontaine in the 2011 elections?
 

Meggiepants

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James from Fallout 3. Because with that voice, you could save the world.

By just talking about it.

Seriously.
 

joshuaayt

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Ellen Ripley. For a civillian, she sure was more capable than most of those soldiers. Exactly the kind of person you want running the place.
Plus, after Ressurection, she could kick the shit out of ANY of youse guys candidates.
 

Malgorath

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Gotta go with Andrew Ryan. He created a great city under the sea (until ADAM was discovered). Think of what he could do without ADAM, or a chance of a leak flooding the town. He would build a city where "the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small." Think of the possibilities from the sweat of his brow.
 

Macgyvercas

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maddawg IAJI said:
Definitely Link. His oral speeches would capture the hearts and minds of everyone from the most Liberal to the most Conservative.
But Link doesn't talk. How...

Oh, wait.

The best politician is a silent one who gets stuff done rather than talking about doing it.

OT: Personally, I'd elect Sheik. As the alter ego of Zelda, she can switch between to the two and do politics most of the time and kick ass when needed.
 

tharglet

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teh_Canape said:
... and knows how to properly use a crowbar, and that, sir, has saved the earth from two fuck ups in a row
That made me lol - can't beat a guy who can save the world with a crowbar!
[sub]shh, nobody mention the guns[/sub]
 

skitzo van

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Well no matter who gets voted, the other countries would call my land a backwater hick town with a shitty leader, so Gordon Freeman.