And the people of your country have elected....Mario!

[SimuLord]

Elder Owyn Lyons from Fallout 3. A military man, but with a genuine compassion for the common citizenry. He's like the ideal American turned up to 11.

 

[The Wooster]

Doctor Doom.

He's actually a fantastic leader.

 

[Lightslei]

Someone's going to kill me for this one.

Kirby.

Yes, that pink puff ball of copying powers. Maybe then everyone would stop killing each other over money and start killing over the 'cuteness' of the President. At least it would make the news interesting for a change.

 

[Super Toast]

Saxton Hale!

Indeed.

Spoiler

 

[Dr. Paine]

I elect...
SUBJECT CHELL!

And get all deserts banned from her irrational fear of them?

I vote Adam Malkovich. Anyone who can get the intergalactic queen of badass to listen could make a decent president. Plus, he's an AI! What could go wrong?