And the stupid question award goes to.......

[MercurySteam]

Girl: Hey, what's they driest continent?
Me: Antartica.
Girl: But the ice....
Me: Is ICE not WATER.
Girl: But it's still kinda wet.....

*facpalm!*

 

[Zannthebored]

When I was in year 7, one boy asked our latin teacher if he was from latin. Seriously.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

This thread finally convinced me to register.

I'm Jewish, fyi

I was driving my car with my best friend riding shotgun, and another friend in the backseat with his girlfriend. We all knew this girl was kinda dumb, but this blew my mind.
I made a comment about how Jesus was not the messiah:
Her: "So wait, Jews don't believe in Jesus?"
Me : "... um, no."
Her: "So what DO Jews believe?"
Me : "Well, we acknowledge that he existed and was a good and influential man, but he wasn't the son of God."
Her: "So you don't read the bible?"
Me : "We read the Torah, which is the old testament."

This girl also gave us the wonderful gem: "What's a projectile?"

We're in college. Yes, she's blonde as they come.

We call her Beaker behind her back. Like the muppet. mimimimimiiii

Welcome to The Escapist! (Hah! Finally got to say it!)

Probably one of the dumbest questions I've heard, aside from "how is babby formed, how girl get pragnent", was asked by a girl in my AP World History class...

"Why doesn't Africa have a soccer team?"

 

[CNKFan]

A guy I know named Jamie McGillick in my 7th grade english class after we were told how long the paper paper was asked "How long does this have to be?" he wasn't even at the bathroom or something he is just a retard.

 

[WheresMyCow]

Came back from spring break, sunburned beyond belief.
"Wow! Are you sunburned?"
To which I replied
".....No, I usually look like a lobster."
Then they started getting getting all indignant saying I didn't have to be sarcastic.
I find it fairly offensive when people say that I don't have to be sarcastic.
It's my moral obligation to.

 

[Delicious]

"Why aren't the Curly Fries straight?"

I stared until she knew how retarded I thought she was, then just shook my head.

 

[SimSquid92]

"How do you spell orange?"-My sister who is at uni for an accountancy degree.

lol, you beat my retarded question

"how do you spell "one"" I don't know why but my mind wouldn't process it as anything but "won"

Yeah, I asked "how do you spell "of"" my mind kept on saying it was ov. It was a slow day

 

[Dorian]

I cannot help but notice, most of these stories are of females.....

 

[Trivun]

"Who would win in a fight, Gordon Freeman or Master Chief?" Honestly, that's the most one-sided debate I've ever been involved in in my entire life (I'm winning, by the way, and anyone who knows me here will already have guessed who I support there ).

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

What year was the war of 1812 in.

If you can answer that, then you are a history major.

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

I can't choose, I get asked increasingly stupid questions on a daily basis. My parents have a habit of asking rhetorical questions then waiting for an answer. I think I repress the worse ones.

I think one of the top questions go to a friend of mine, who you should keep in mind has completed Oblivion quite a few times, and talks about it frequently, in a discussion about Oblivion asked "Who is Martin?" then got angry, and asked "Are we talking about Fallout?".

I wish I wrote them down sometimes, they're have been some gems

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

When someone asks for a price check or how much something costs at a dollar store.

 

[Shadowlolz]

Asked by my girlfriend while at pizza hut : "where are the wings on a buffalo?"
I contemplated whether or not my brain power could cancel that out to make average intellect offspring.

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

I once asked if you could eat rhino eggs...

 

[mike1921]

"How do you spell orange?"-My sister who is at uni for an accountancy degree.

lol, you beat my retarded question

"how do you spell "one"" I don't know why but my mind wouldn't process it as anything but "won"

Yeah, I asked "how do you spell "of"" my mind kept on saying it was ov. It was a slow day

and now I feel less retarded.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Came back from spring break, sunburned beyond belief.
"Wow! Are you sunburned?"
To which I replied
".....No, I usually look like a lobster."
Then they started getting getting all indignant saying I didn't have to be sarcastic.
I find it fairly offensive when people say that I don't have to be sarcastic.
It's my moral obligation to.

It really is our moral obligation to be sarcastic. Truly!
/sarcasm

No really, I'm with you on this

 

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[Random Argument Man]

I remember a funny dumb blonde girl in my teen years. My geography teacher was explaning something with the map of the world. She raises her hand and say "What's on the otherside of the earth"? For a second, we were all saying "whaaat?". She never learned that the earth was round till that day.