And the stupid question award goes to.......

[FlameOfArnor]

"can I ask you a question"
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Dorian]

"Chicken nuggets come from cows, right?" Cue the /facepalm.

You know, it IS McDonalds, I really wouldn't put it past them.

Quite true, but she was referring to chicken nuggets in general. Fast-food, restaurants, store bought, hand made, all of them. she thought they were all beef. Apparently cows are the other white meat now.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I've always liked customers at work for stupidity.

'Are we allowed in the cool-room?' you get asked when there's a massive sign on the door saying 'please enter' which they're looking at... sigh

 

[theshadowed1]

When me and my mum were revising geogeraphy for a pub quiz.
me: from london which direction is france
Mum:west... no wait is france a place or object? (after having months of french lessons)

I literally smashed my head on the table

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Half of the 30 people in my American Lit Honors class didn't know what Great Britain was. I told them it was a province of Canada and someone asked whats a province.

Girl in my class was presenting at the front of the class a little thing we all had to do on either the English Civil War or the Agricultural Revolution, and she said Britain was in England at some point.
As she as she sat down again I turned around and went, "You know England is part of Britain right? Not the other way around." She kinda just sat there for a second before going, "Sh*it".

 

[ilikepillows]

when asked, in boxing why not have 7 judges instead of 3 to get a batter sample, somebody replied with the question, if 3 judges cant decide on the winner, how are 7 judges going to manage?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

I have a stupid answer

teacher says name any country at all.

blonde girl:spanish!!

 

[BlindTom]

"Are you letting your hair grow?"

No, it does it by itself.

"Did your dog used to be a puppy?"

 

[A Raging Emo]

I was in a History lesson and a girl asked me "What do you call the Trecnhes?"

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

"Who's your favorite serial killer?"
I don't really know any, besides those in movies and games.

I'll give you the link to the website I found it on, it's actualy a pretty fun site.

www.twocansandstring.com

 

[morpher80]

I was sat in my room in uni when one of my housemates walked in and asked
"Tim, Who makes the Wii?"
Not knowing she was talking about the game system I gave her a perplexed look
She continued
"You know the nintendo Wii, is it made by Nintendo or playstation?"

I stared at her blankly as she obviously hadn't realised she had already answered her own question. I did however wonder why she didn't just check her own Wii rather than make the trip into my room to ask.

Thats funny

 

[Sporky111]

While driving, a friend and I were talking about the console war and my friend mentioned "the little console". Obviously the Wii, but from the backseat I hear my brother:

"Whigh is the little console?"
This is not a kid, he is 14 and we own a Wii, so it is pretty much unacceptable. We proceeded to explain the rather noticeable size of the 360, along with a comparison of the PS3 and a small car.

 

[LeonLethality]

an soldier visited our school and my friend without thinking said in SERIOUSNESS have you ever been killed in war and then thought for a second and said "oh shit" anyway long story short the guy didnt and my friend got a pen for his interesting question

 

[Bibliomancer]

"Is Jewish a form of Christian?" Not even kidding.

 

[Sewer Rat]

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[ajax the foaming cleanser]

This thread finally convinced me to register.

I'm Jewish, fyi

I was driving my car with my best friend riding shotgun, and another friend in the backseat with his girlfriend. We all knew this girl was kinda dumb, but this blew my mind.
I made a comment about how Jesus was not the messiah:
Her: "So wait, Jews don't believe in Jesus?"
Me : "... um, no."
Her: "So what DO Jews believe?"
Me : "Well, we acknowledge that he existed and was a good and influential man, but he wasn't the son of God."
Her: "So you don't read the bible?"
Me : "We read the Torah, which is the old testament."

This girl also gave us the wonderful gem: "What's a projectile?"

We're in college. Yes, she's blonde as they come.

We call her Beaker behind her back. Like the muppet. mimimimimiiii

 

[Hazy]

In my Sign Language class, we were watching a video as a test on what we learned, and this idiot who sits next to me says: "Hey, do you think this is going to have sound?" I kid you not.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

On Xbox Live in a gears of war public match, waiting in the lobby to choose game type. I've just finished yelling out "Aussie Aussie Aussie, etc etc" (Was watching the cricket, we just beat South Africa - so sweet) and this idiot American says to me "Are you guys British?"

For those of you who are not, there is nothing an Aussie hates more than being called British (It's like calling a Canadian American) and it's a pretty frequent occurrence, but I let this guy have it. "SHUT THE F@*K UP YOU DUMB ARSE AMERICAN F@*K!" (I am an angry person)