And the stupid question award goes to.......

[Thanatos34]

This is a story from one of my friends:

He was sitting in his high-school class, and they were discussing the recent American election, and the conspiracy theory that Obama was not a natural-born citizen- and thus, should not have been allowed to run for President, (it's against our Constitution)- was brought up.

A senior, sitting in the back of the class, took offense at this, and began a long diatribe- not on the fact that Obama was born in Hawaii- but, rather, she was arguing that it was unfair that only natural-born citizens could run for President. My friend said she made several good points in her argument, but the whole class will only remember her closing line:

"Why should a child born naturally have any advantage over one born by C-section?"

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

French people asking me for directions in french.

They don't seem to grasp the concept that not every nation in the world has french as it's native language.

Americans don't realize every nation in the world doesn't speak English...

Though to be fair most business people do use English because America still trades with just about everyone.

 

[oktalist]

At an ice hockey match, while the resurfacer was going around during the interval. Science teacher: "is that water they are spreading on the rink, or liquid ice?" Seriously.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Our teacher explained that ozone is made when lightning strikes after i asked about ozone regarding the ozone layer and its problems. The girl sitting next to me says "SO THATS how the hole in the ozone happened, Mr.Payne why dont we just launch a rocket up there and put it back"
"FACEPALM"

 

[Kirra]

What's the phone number for 911?
My father asked me that when i learned to ride my bike and fell. I guess he paniced or something.

 

[rekabdarb]

Someone calls you

"Hey what are you doing?"

every fiber of your being wants to say "Talking on the phone with some dipshit.", but you usually will respond "Nuthin" in an effort to just dodge the stupidity of it.

just reply i'm jerking off what about you

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"
" You have to use those little curved things that you do to make a smiley"
Some girl at my lunch... I quickly Answered "Parentheses?"
She looked at me and tilted her head... Seems she actually didnt know what they were...

...

Ah yes, this was like the time my girlfriend didn't know the mechanics of quantum physics... oh how I laughed at her stupidity.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Our teacher explained that ozone is made when lightning strikes after i asked about ozone regarding global warming. The girl sitting next to me says "SO THATS how the hole in the ozone happened, Mr.Payne why dont we just launch a rocket up there and put it back"
"FACEPALM"

Ozone isn't the actual problem for Global Warming though, the green house effect is. The ozone just blocks the UV rays that would otherwise kill us in painful, cancerous ways.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

''Where is you headache?''

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I spent so much time being dazed by her stupidity i forgot the point of the lesson >.< i spose i fail for hypocricy.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Remember the guy who posted on here asking if he should dump his girlfriend?

He said if a certain number of escapists said yes he would do it.

That's got to be the winner for me.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Remember the guy who posted on here asking if he should dump his girlfriend?

He said if a certain number of escapists said yes he would do it.

That's got to be the winner for me.

Did we mess up his life for all eternity?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Remember the guy who posted on here asking if he should dump his girlfriend?

He said if a certain number of escapists said yes he would do it.

That's got to be the winner for me.

Did we mess up his life for all eternity?

I think that process began long before we would have had the chance...

But yes we did.

 

[Walrus42]

A stupid girl in my school once asked "When the snow melts, where does the white go?"

 

[dagens24]

"Do you love me?"

Ahahahahaha!

 

[dagens24]

And the green house effect might not even be a problem. Damn lack of concensus.

 

[lukey94]

Long time ago with two of my friends talking about Trenchfoot - somehow :\

Friend 1: Fucking hell it's cold - i feel like i got trenchfoot, it stings like hell
Friend 2: You know you get trenchfoot - could you get penisfoot?
Friend 1 and Me: You retard
Friend 2: What - wait, Oh!!

 

[Danny Ocean]

I remember asking how to spell "The" in primary school. I tried everything!

Vu
Thu
Thuh
The

I did the same thing with "One". Thinking it was spelt "Won".

 

[Trivun]

"Milk - What's the best kind?"

That's a pretty stupid question...

Also, asking if a packet of nuts 'contains nuts'. I've seen so many packets of nuts that say "May Contain Nuts" that it's like they're anticipating that one question...