And the stupid question award goes to.......

[hannahdonno]

"did you see that?"
in the cinema

Okay, I fucking hate that question.

"OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT."
"No, dipshit, I paid $9 to stare at the fucking ceiling for two hours. Of course I fucking saw it, the screen is the size of like nine SUVs. How can you possibly miss anything going on up there?"

I've heard too many stupid questions in my life to single out one, though.

EDIT:

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

You should've said, "Yes, wanna see it?" then shoved her down a flight of stairs.

I know it's nothing to be proud of, but on a numerous amount of occasions I have missed pretty important parts of films. And when asked by whoever I am with "WELL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING THEN?" I find I have no answer.

 

[Minimike3636]

It happened when I was playing Portal...

In the game, there's an achievement to jump 300 feet using portals. My friend was with me when I was trying to figure out a way to do this, and a conversation began:

Me: "Wow. For this achievement, it's like I have to jump across an entire football field."
Friend: "Wait. Isn't a football field only 100 yards?"

...I can haz facepalm?

 

[wolffy4]

i was asked by my older sister whats in chocolate milk

 

[Turtleboy1017]

My friend asked me "Hey whats 0-3?"

The sad part is that we had this big argument because for half an hour I would not admit that 0-3 is in fact -3, an continuously stated that 0-3 was 3...

When I finally hit the realization I was wrong I felt soooooo stupid.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

There was a girl in my German class whose brilliant words could have filled a whole page of this thread per day. Example:

"Wait, Germany is a country? Then what does that make China?"

I almost hurled.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

My dad isn't a stupid person, he just sucks at spelling. He'll frequently ask me if balance has two l's, how to spell mirror, and stuff like that. He's more of a math guy.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I know it's nothing to be proud of, but on a numerous amount of occasions I have missed pretty important parts of films. And when asked by whoever I am with "WELL WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING THEN?" I find I have no answer.

You should've said "Plotting your untimely murder," and hit them.
Doesn't matter who it was, that's just protocol.

There was a girl in my German class whose brilliant words could have filled a whole page of this thread per day. Example:

"Wait, Germany is a country? Then what does that make China?"

I almost hurled.

Ahahahahaha.
Haha...Ha...my brain hurts now.

Oh, ho ho, Max. You are in for a treat, then. Here are some more. Let's see here...

"Is the black market a place where white people can't shop?"

"Wait, Jesus didn't speak English? Then why is the Bible in English?"

After I told a story about somebody who wanted a Hawaiian national flag (American flag), she asked, "Wait, what does the Hawaiian national flag look like?"

At least she made things interesting....

 

[CrazyNick]

EDIT:

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

You should've said, "Yes, wanna see it?" then shoved her down a flight of stairs.

FALCON PUNCH! lol

 

[Firebolt227]

I was on vacation in Yellowstone. We were in a ranger station when a woman asked the ranger if the animals were real or robots. Guess who just came from Disney Land.

 

[MrNades]

I got one.
There was this 'Written Test" we had and the bonus question was how do spell rhinoceros?
And this one chick asked me how do you spell rhinoceros, I said she was a retard and she said what it's a hard word to spell.

 

[pffh]

Right, the setting: geology class. We were looking at some rocks and one of them was white. One girl asks "Are airplanes made out of this?" after getting a no from the professor she says "But airplanes are white too".

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I once barged in to my parents bedroom at the middle of the night and asked them were my brothers employed.

It was pretty weird. I hadn't even taken any mushrooms either.

Not a question however the dumbest statement I ever heard was after I had lost approximately eighty pounds, my cousin claimed it was unhealthy to be too thin (which I most certainly was not; I was 174lbs at 6'4") and that being overweight is more healthy. I was too dumbfounded to even blink.

?

But being overweight is more healthy than being underweight! At least you get enough of vitamins and stuff.

That is, if you're not horribly overweight.

That statement came from a man who just had a heart attack for being overweight, six months earlier.

Also being overweight vastly increases health risks. You will only increase equal or worse health risks from being underweight if you are significantly underweight, not slightly.

 

[PersianLlama]

EDIT:

In my social studies class a girl asked the teacher if England was a city in France

She's 16 -_-

She also asked if they had birth control in the renaissance...

You should've said, "Yes, wanna see it?" then shoved her down a flight of stairs.

FALCON PUNCH! lol

Spoiler: Image

"What's the capital of Africa?"
"It's a continent..."
"What? No, it's a country!"

 

[WittyName]

One of my classmates in my chemistry class asked if it was possible to drink hydrochloric acid *face-palm*

In my class someone asked "What temperature does wood melt at?"

I seriously burst out laughing and got some very strange looks. Couldn't help it though...

 

[PAGEToap44]

I was sat in my room in uni when one of my housemates walked in and asked
"Tim, Who makes the Wii?"
Not knowing she was talking about the game system I gave her a perplexed look
She continued
"You know the nintendo Wii, is it made by Nintendo or playstation?"

I stared at her blankly as she obviously hadn't realised she had already answered her own question. I did however wonder why she didn't just check her own Wii rather than make the trip into my room to ask.

I chuckle.

 

[pirateninj4]

Is New Zealand part of Australia? Yes.
Do they speak English there? No, we speak New Zealandese.

 

[jaammiie]

"How do you make that backwards b?"

The stuff of legends.

I heard someone say "How do you make that downwards arrow?". Basically how to make the opposite of ^. Someone answered their question.

They missed the button on their keyboard with 'V'. I lol'd