And the stupid question award goes to.......

[Fbuh]

The toilet one isn't so strange. I woke up on the toilet once., after having gone to sleep in my bed. I still can't figure that one out. My uncle just said that I sleep poop.

 

[Fbuh]

Never mind, I accidentally double posted.

 

[Bat Vader]

The toilet one isn't so strange. I woke up on the toilet once., after having gone to sleep in my bed. I still can't figure that one out. My uncle just said that I sleep poop.

Never heard that one before.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I am not making this up. It was 4th grade in elementary school and we where discussing explorers during the renaissance and this girl asked, "If Christopher Columbus didn't discover America, would he still being sailing today?"

 

[ORLOFT]

A few months ago at work, I emailed a document to a client. In the email I told her to sign it and email it back to me. She replied to my email with, "That sounds great, but what's your email address?"

I was very tempted to call her, so she could hear me laughing.

 

[XJ-0461]

The toilet one isn't so strange. I woke up on the toilet once., after having gone to sleep in my bed. I still can't figure that one out. My uncle just said that I sleep poop.

Never heard that one before.

Me either, but it's damn funny!

 

[Stryc9]

There was a chick that I went to school with who was so incredibly stupid it's a wonder she graduated.

While watching Gettysburg in US History she asked me, "Which ones are the Confederates?" just as the movie opens with a bunch of Union soldiers marching over a hill.

During Health class when there wasn't anything to do my friend and I would play Tic-Tac-Toe on the whiteboard and she couldn't figure out for the life of her how every single game ended in a tie. Then we started playing it like the board was a cube and her you could just see her brain working overtime to comprehend what was going on.

 

[Xender90]

How is this for ironic. I was reading this forum and some one comes into the room I am in, There is obviously no one else around and they ask. "is so-and-so in here?" It was hard to keep from laughing.

 

[Xanadu84]

Just recently I went to a electronics store(I don't remember which one) to get a remote for my radio. I found two people who worked there....This was are conversation

Me: Hi I got a radio from this stores catalog and it didn't come with the remote...so can I buy one?

Man1: It didn't come with one? It should of come with one.

Man two: (pretty much did nothing but repeat guy 1)

Me: Yes, I didn't get one with it, that's why I'm here to see if I can buy the one in the catalog or one that would work with it.

Man1: It doesn't have one.

Me: I know that's why I'm here to buy one.

Man1: It doesn't have one.

Me: I know,can I buy one for it?

Man1: It doesn't have one.

Me: Thank you(I leafed)

I can understand not having a remote for a product sold in its stores catalog with the remote shown, but not having another remote to work the radio that I bought from them.

Another thing is when I found the product on the shelf's it showed the radio with the remote on the box.

Umm...I'm pretty sure he was telling you that its supposed to come with a remote in the package, and there's not a separate one you can buy. They probably don't sell ones separately because a remote should come with the product itself, so no one would need to buy them. I'm sure if you had said that yours was missing the remote, and you needed one with a remote, they would have let you exchange it. If not, it's poor customer service, not a stupid question. I'm afraid that the stupid question here is, "I know, can I buy it?".

1. I said in the first line of the conversation "Me: Hi I got a radio from this stores catalog and it didn't come with the remote...so can I buy one?" so yes I did tell him it didn't come with a remote!
2. if they didn't have a separate one for it they could of just said "we don't have another remote for that radio"!
3. I know it's supposed to come with a remote in the package, that is why I was there to ask for that actual remote,a substitute , or a new radio that comes with the remote!
4. poor customer service or not it was still stupid,making your self not clear and not being able to help your customer when you are the head of the electronics department is stupid!
5.I think "Man1: It didn't come with one? It should of come with one." is a pretty stupid question/comment when I already said It didn't come with one!

If you read it more thoroughly you would of saw that .

The way you relate this story, I had absolutely no problems understanding that the guy was telling you that they don't have remotes because its supposed to come with one. Confirming that it didn't have a remote once is not that unreasonable, and I naturally assumed that "It doesn't have one" means that they don't sell remotes, excluding the ones that are in the package. That should have been reinforced after they confirmed that the package was supposed to come with one. I did read thoroughly, and still think that you were the one asking the foolish question. That's not an attack, everyone asks foolish questions from time to time.

 

[Taneer]

Retardation is put to shame when a fellow classmate asks me this.
"Do you think I did good on that English Test?"

How...About...No...

 

[Shadowlolz]

"Do you work here?" when a frien d and I were at best buy looking for a laptop... WE WERE IN TSHIRTS AND JEANS... i wisi i couldve given her a look that said "please get hit by a bus"

 

[IxionIndustries]

Me and my dad had went to Church's chicken to get food one night, and we ordered 2-piece meals. I wanted spicy, and my dad wanted regular. My dad gave her our orders at the drive-through, and said "I want 2 two-piece meals, one spicy, and one regular, two dr. peppers to drink, and extra honey."
The lady replied, "Do you want spicy, or original?"
I simply /facepalmed.

 

[newguy77]

A few months ago at work, I emailed a document to a client. In the email I told her to sign it and email it back to me. She replied to my email with, "That sounds great, but what's your email address?"

I was very tempted to call her, so she could hear me laughing.

Should have just sent an email saying
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That might have gotten the job done.

On Topic: I don't hear stupid stuff that often, though.

 

[dnnydllr]

A girl asked how many letters were in the alphabet, had to count the number with her fingers, and then forgot again half an hour later, and she's 17....

 

[Bernard_Black]

When I was young I asked my mum what religion 'lesbian' was.
I was about 7 i think and i had been watching 'Friends.'

I think my question was born of innocence and not stupidity though.

 

[Instant K4rma]

This actually happened to me.

Im talking about someone with an Australian accent, and the girl im talking to says: "Australians have their own language?"

 

[Tim Buck II]

There was this news reporter that revealed why Indie race winners drink milk. He says that this girl he knew from college once asked a question about the milk:

"Has it been sitting in the sun all day long?"

Then there was this other retarded lady that was talking about rainbows in this one video.

 

[chefassassin2]

I was once asked, "Can you uncook this a little?" I made a steak Medium, they wanted it mid-rare, the server actually wanted me to UNCOOK meat.

 

[timmytom1]

I suppose that most of the brits on this site have seen that road safety ad with the ginger kid in it? it was on at the cinema and someone about a row behind me went at the top of their voice "this is stupid what`s this about??"making them in turn sound stupid