And the stupid question award goes to.......

[puppydogvaan]

I get a lot of interesting questions when I try to explain to people that I don't date. Apparently it's a hard concept.

The biggest one is, "So you're gonna be alone your whole life?!"

Yeah, cuz not having a boyfriend means I can never see my friends or family again.

Or at work once:

"So, you're not interested in dating the busboy?"

...no. As I just explained for the 5th time. Quit asking.


The best one, however, is when people will look me square in the eye after I explain and ask, "So, you're a lesbian??"

Uh...no dating? Last I checked a date with another girl was still a date. >.< I'm not using an obscure euphemism for homosexuality, people, I just don't go on dates!!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Now I this doesn't qualify as a question but I think it belongs here because its one of the stupidest and most ignorant things I'd ever heard someone say. I was riding on the bus (about 3 years ago) when I heard a girl a couple years older than me utter this:
AIDS doesn't exist. They just made it up so they could test us on it in health class. I mean have you ever met anyone with AIDS? No! It doesn't exist.
I hope through karmic backlash that she gets some nasty STDs through that conclusion

Seriously she is not only being stupid, but insensitive to boot.
One of my favorites "It is always in the last place you look" Well of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking for something after you have found it? Of course the obvious "did you see that?" in the theater.
There was this one person who asked me for the time. . . even though they were wearing a watch.
Another of my favorite lines to rip apart. "Life is short" What? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What are you going to do that is longer?
I remember this one time I asked a friend to help me find the remote. They asked "did you find it?" as I was holding it right in front of their face.

 

[Johninator712]

I believe this is the same girl that my friend ZomgSharkz was talking about. This is more of a comment but still unbelievable.

My English teacher always does the lolly-pop noise and says "learning has occurred" when a student makes a semi-intelligent remark. And the girl said, ok, what does "Learning as a Kurd mean?". Then she again answered her own question with, "oohhh learning has occurred".

She is silly to say the least.

 

[Tim Buck II]

"Did this catch your eye?"

~That stupid, useless ad that's ALWAYS where you're reading whenever it appears. I hope you guys don't have to put up with that.

I'll leave the commenting on that to you.

 

[tsb247]

"Do you fill prescriptions here"

While standing under the sign that says, "Pharmacy."

I see that almost every day at work...

 

[The Youth Counselor]

I was telling the parents of one of my first graders, how my mentor would only drink pomegranate juice while serving in Iraq.

She then says, "Iraq? What state is that in? Is it in Tennessee?"

PS: I love her son, but he's definitely the slowest and most troublemaking kid in the class.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

This is pissing me off, how do i get pictures into the post i make?

Ok and as for my dumbest question
My sister asks, "Does windows make apple laptops?"

If you quote a post you can read the exact tags and URLs they used. For a more complete answer see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_code

 

[my dog said quack]

Girl: "Do you have a dollar?"
Me: No.
Girl; "Are you sure?"

I hate that.

Holy hell I get this EVERYDAY at school...

 

[Berethond]

Girl: "Do you have a dollar?"
Me: No.
Girl; "Are you sure?"

I hate that.

Holy hell I get this EVERYDAY at school...

I'm really happy that my best friend hates borrowing money from people.

 

[FinalGamer]

 

[Simski Burkez]

I was sat in my room in uni when one of my housemates walked in and asked
"Tim, Who makes the Wii?"
Not knowing she was talking about the game system I gave her a perplexed look
She continued
"You know the nintendo Wii, is it made by Nintendo or playstation?"

I stared at her blankly as she obviously hadn't realised she had already answered her own question. I did however wonder why she didn't just check her own Wii rather than make the trip into my room to ask.

Hahahah, what a chump!!!

 

[furnatic]

Read off a forum-

How do you make a backwards b?
Reply
Its called d

 

[Tim Buck II]

My sister once asked when she was younger: "If you touch the wall do you die?" She was only around 6 years old, but COME ON!

Why do you suppose she asked that? We need back story!

I believe this is the same girl that my friend ZomgSharkz was talking about. This is more of a comment but still unbelievable.

My English teacher always does the lolly-pop noise and says "Learning has occurred!" when a student makes a semi-intelligent remark. And the girl said, "What does "Learning as a Kurd" mean?". Then she again answered her own question with, "Ohhh, learning has occurred".

She is silly, to say the least.

Wow.

Lolly-pop noise? Don't have a clue what that is, but it sounds annoying.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I use to have a 365 stupidest things ever said calendar. I liked this one

While eating Chicken of the Sea Tuna:

"Is this chicken or fish?"

 

[Zenode]

When i got knocked unconcious (after running into someone playing sport)
i had someone standing over me when i came to and they said "Are you ok"
WTF

also i had someone ask me

Where in Australia is Canada >.>

 

[Blood_Lined]

I walked into a store that had a sign (BIG SIGN) that, in neon lights, said that it was open 7 days a week; Sundays too. I asked as to why the sign was the way it was as I found it humorous, and he said that he added the "Sundays too" part because he was tired of getting asked by people walking in AFTER reading the sign (you can't miss it) and asking, are you open Sundays as well?

 

[Berethond]

I once overheard a lady ask "Is this Fresno or Kerman?" in a mall once.

Now, that doesn't mean anything to you, so let me compare it to something.

That would be like asking "Is this New York or Tokyo?"
Okay? Get it?