And the stupid question award goes to.......

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

In [b/]AP[/b] Psychology Class
"If you meditate hard enough can you float?"
"Can you REALLY dig to China?"
"If you put a stick in one ear will it come out the other?"
To be fair, in her head it would.

I think this should be tested.

You know, for SCIENCE.

Edit:

in 8th' grade science we ere going over the moon landin and this girl asks "So when do you think man will ever land on the sun?"

Dear God that I don't believe in. This thread is both amazing and suicide thought inducing... All at the same time! I'm so damn confused!

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I was once asked where London was on a map of Dublin.
It took my dumbfounded brain a few minutes to even begin to formulate an answer.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I was once asked where London was on a map of Dublin.
It took my dumbfounded brain a few minutes to even begin to formulate an answer.

Was it a map of Ireland or a map of just the city?

It doesn't make them not stupid if it was a map of Ireland, but they might have thought it was A) All of Britain, or B) England

 

[Fightgarr]

Now I this doesn't qualify as a question but I think it belongs here because its one of the stupidest and most ignorant things I'd ever heard someone say. I was riding on the bus (about 3 years ago) when I heard a girl a couple years older than me utter this:
AIDS doesn't exist. They just made it up so they could test us on it in health class. I mean have you ever met anyone with AIDS? No! It doesn't exist.
I hope through karmic backlash that she gets some nasty STDs through that conclusion

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I was once asked where London was on a map of Dublin.
It took my dumbfounded brain a few minutes to even begin to formulate an answer.

Was it a map of Ireland or a map of just the city?

It doesn't make them not stupid if it was a map of Ireland, but they might have thought it was A) All of Britain, or B) England

Just Dublin.

 

[AdamBomb]

I used to work at an ice cream and cookie store (TCBY/Mrs. Fields). I used to get gems like:

"What kind of nuts are in the butter pecan ice cream?"

"What time does the 10 o'clock special start?"

"If I have a peanut allergy, can I still eat a peanut butter cookie?"

"Ya'll got fries?"


I hate malls.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

"Abortion is officially considered murder by the government" Abortion is legal in the US. I said: "If it was considered murder, then it would be illegal dumbass" He got real quiet after that.

 

[Zildjin81]

Me: "Who do you think is going to win the world cup in 2010?"
Friend(Who claims to know a lot about football/soccer): "Ohhhh, probably AC Milan."
Me: *laughs*.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

this isnt a question but someone i knew thought london was in paris

You sir need to keep your 666 post count forever.

Also why does everyone think London is in every other European city? The only city (though it's technically a country) inside a city is the Vatican to the best of my knowledge

 

[Boxinatorizore]

My sisters friend once asked if sun chips grow in the sun. She was 14.

 

[Darth Mad]

I was working in a grocery, placing eggs when a friendly old laddy ask me with a nice smile:

''Does the hens lays they eggs with the expiration dates on them?''

I never knew if she was serious or joking...

 

[YuheJi]

Once, in middle school, a teacher was talking about how the signs that are similar to the Nazi Swastika outside certain Asian temples incurred the wrath of many people.
At this point, a girl promptly asked, "What's wrong with that symbol?"

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Relative: "What's that."
Me: "A Zune."
Relative: "Is it an iPod?"
Me: ". . . no, it's a Zune."

 

[ElephantGuts]

And I quote... "What's the name of Mexico's moon?"

-Supposedly some girl in my school. I forget who but undoubtedly a stupid one. Supposedly.

 

[cptjack42]

My chem class before a test...

Teacher: Okay, so there will be 60 questions, each worth one point, and it will be out of 40.
Student: So if I get 50 out of 60, then I'll get over a hundred?
Teacher: But you're not going to get 50 out of 60.
Student: (Gets up and walks out of th class while everyone is laughing their asses off.)

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

My chem class before a test...

Teacher: Okay, so there will be 60 questions, each worth one point, and it will be out of 40.
Student: So if I get 50 out of 60, then I'll get over a hundred?
Teacher: But you're not going to get 50 out of 60.
Student: (Gets up and walks out of th class while everyone is laughing their asses off.)

That actually sounds like something my Science teacher would have done to someone. Supposing the someone was stupid or didn't do any work that is.

 

[cptjack42]

Do you have change for a five?

NO! I do not have change for a five because no one in their right mind actually carries around five singles!