And the stupid question award goes to.......

[Eldritch Warlord]

Why is it so cold in Alaska?

The real stupidity comes in why he asked the question, he thought that Alaska was right next to Hawaii because the two States are often place near each other off the Pacific coast in maps of the US.

 

[Tim Buck II]

This isn't really a stupid question, but I still think it belongs.

These girls in my seventh grade science class once had an argument about decapitation. Specifically, one of them thought that when a person's head is completely cut off, there's still always this "thread" of flesh left behind.

This probably isn't comparable to many of the things on this thread. but I still try to contribute any way I can.

There was also this one girl who asked the king of stupid questions...

"If I cut my finger off, will it hurt?"

This same girl asked the following stupid question in response to my language arts teacher noting time as a noun you cannot touch:

"Well, what if you put your hand on the clock? You'd be touching time, right?"

She asked the above questions during eight grade classes.

Needless to say, she wasn't exactly intelligent.

 

[ultimateownage]

I came in to school recently with my hair cut, PROPER cut, it used to be down to my neck know it's down to my eyes. A girl behind me asks "did you cut your hair?" my friend next to her said "NO, it just fell out" (sarcasm) she said "really?" she actually believed it.

 

[Tim Buck II]

In Language Arts class, we were talking about the term "bio-inspired." What language it came from and things like that We had a verbal review on what we learned about it and about a few things that were bio-inspired, like Velcro and needles (Syringes, actually.). Those two were the answers of the last question. Velcro they (My peers; I never answered, as I didn't feel like responding) got real quick, but needles... The teacher told them that snake fangs were what inspired the other answer. All but one student got it relatively fast, but beforehand, that one student responded:

"Blankets?"

I hope he was just reading the choices on the board out loud.

 

[fantasyland]

how was the wool pulled over my eyes?