And then the universe exploded.

[lacktheknack]

0^0 = 1

Wait. What have I done?

You've created something from nothing. And now the multiverse runs this new loop and slowly explodes itself. Good job.

 

[Wardnath]

0^0 = 1

Wait. What have I done?

You've created something from nothing. And now the multiverse runs this new loop and slowly explodes itself. Good job.

It seems I've won the thread, then.

 

[Tsunimo]

Time travel

If you went back in time and killed your parents before you were born, you would obviously never be born, so how would you go back in time and kill your parents?

^This^ just about sums up my problem with it

 

[Nieroshai]

The unstoppable force would bounce of the unmovable object. Alot like INTERGALATIC PINBALL!

That seems plausible... a mere redirection instead of a lessening of its boundless energy... wai--BLAM!

 

[Judgement101]

If a tree falls in the woods and it hits a mime, does it make sense?

No his invisible box deflected it.

 

[Scobie]

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[Furious Styles]

He can create an unliftable object that he can lift in a solution our minds cannot conceive of.

Well, if my mind cannot conceive of it I can't argue against it can I.
I would, however, then ask god to explain it to us, if we can't conceive of it he couldn't possibly explain it to us. Could he?

 

[infinity_turtles]

The sentence, I always lie, I never tell the truth, thank you Ghost In The Shell for that little gem, I'll be using that happily during the robot uprising.

That only works if lying is an absolute. You're lying, because you don't always lie, not because you never do.

 

[guardian001]

My favorite logic bomb is the concept of division by zero.

Take Calculus. It relies largely on dividing stuff by zero without dividing by zero.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

If you went back in time and killed your parents before you were born, you would obviously never be born, so how would you go back in time and kill your parents?

Or anything involving meddling in the affairs of time travel for that matter. For example, you have to go back in time and stop yourself from buying a car you know will break. If you don't buy the car you have a different car, and your purpose for going back in time has been erased, so what the fuck happens?

I would assume that anything you do while time traveling is meant to happen and you don't actually change anything, because even if you interfere with the past, the future you came from and your memories thereafter would be the result of that happening, so if you went back and time and tried to kill your parents for example, something would stop you from succeeding because obviously you exist.

 

[Iffat Nur]

The entire concept of time traveling
like you go to solve a problem, but then again, the timeline now says you solved it, so why did you go back?

 

[teh_Canape]

There's no such thing as an unstoppable force or an immovable object so the question is kinda redundant

But for the sake of argument

F=ma

unstoppable force - F = infinity
immovable object - m = infinity

infinity = infinity*a
a=infinity/infinity
a=1

(i'm aware this is mathematically daft but it's too late for me to care)

you just wanna show off you passed math at highschool XD

just shitting you, but yeah, you kinda have a point there =P

 

[lozfoe444]

I like, if god is omnipotent can he create an object so heavy even he can't lift it?
If he can't then he can't to everything.
If he can, then its something he can't do.

I always wondered something like this myself, and I came to this conclusion: He can create something that He can't lift, and then He would lift it anyway, BECAUSE HE'S GOD.

My favorite paradox is Zeno's Paradox. To get to the bus, you have to get 1/2 of the way there, but to do that, you have to get 1/4 of the way there, but first 1/8, 1/16, 1/32.... This means you have to do an infinite amount of things to get to the bus stop, so you will never get there, but simple logic tells us that you will, thus causing the paradox.

 

[Furious Styles]

I always wondered something like this myself, and I came to this conclusion: He can create something that He can't lift, and then He would lift it anyway, BECAUSE HE'S GOD.

If he lifted it anyway then its not something he can't lift.

 

[dthvirus]

The Lottery Paradox.

Say we have a lottery with 4000 tickets, and one of them is a winning ticket. Looking at one ticket, we could safely say that it will lose. So we form the belief that ticket 1 will lose. We see ticket 2 and say that it will lose as well: still rational, two out of 4000 is still a low chance.
The problem is when we apply this rational conjunction to the rest of the tickets (tickets 1 and 2 and 3... and 4000 will lose), we find a contradiction: one ticket must be the winning ticket.

It basically screws with something everyone finds true: it is rational to accept something that is very likely, and it is rational to accept the conjunction of two very likely things.

EDIT:

My favorite paradox is Zeno's Paradox. To get to the bus, you have to get 1/2 of the way there, but to do that, you have to get 1/4 of the way there, but first 1/8, 1/16, 1/32.... This means you have to do an infinite amount of things to get to the bus stop, so you will never get there, but simple logic tells us that you will, thus causing the paradox.

That makes me wonder now. Can I deny the seemingly infinite regression of divisions? Would it be valid to say that I believe that it stops at a certain point, and the paradox is begging the question by assuming infinite regression?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Mine would have to be the age old question of: What happens when the unstoppable force hits the unmoveable object?

Batman hangs the Joker upside down and they have a discussion about politics and moral ethics.

[HEADING=1]TIME PARADOXES!![/HEADING]

Time Loops too

*Opens time window with a kettle and some string*

Hello, I'm you from the future. Is this what you/we wished for?

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

I'm lazy so I didn't read the whole topic (meaning sorry if this was already posted), but mine would be...

The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.

*head asplodes*

 

[Mr. Omega]

Hm... *puts a division by zero into a calculator* and now to hit the 'enter' key...

in all seriousness, the whole 'killing your baby self in the past' thing is my favorite.