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El_Chubba_Chubba

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Airsoftslayer93 said:
Faster than light travel, if you could then you would arrive at a destination before you set off, basically time travel, what if you used faster than light travel to move a meter to the left, would you see yourself moving to your current position after you did it, and would this mean there was more mass in the universe than previously, and if so then there would be more energy, and therefore you would have created energy, which is impossible, arghghghghgh my brain hurts
It would be just an image of you.
 
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lacktheknack said:
My favorite logic bomb is the concept of division by zero. My personal idea is that anyone who successfully divides by zero sees God.
Division by zero, is for all intents and purposes, infinity. Division is reverse multiplication, and multiplication is just repeating adding, so division is repeated subtraction (how many times you can subtract one number from another number before you hit zero). Therefore, any number divided by zero is infinity, because zero can be subtracted an infinite number of times from any number and still not reduce the number to zero. In other words, 7 divided by 0 is infinity, because zero can be subtracted an infinite number of times from seven and you won't reduce seven to zero. Thus, the only possible reasonable quantity that division by zero can yield is an infinite one.

This is all original research though, reasoned out by me, so I don't know what anyone else thinks about this, but my math teacher seems to agree with me. I haven't seen the face of god yet, or if I did, I didn't notice.

OT: My fav paradox is the barbershop paradox, just cause it's so simple, yet it's consequences are grave.
 

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Bobic said:
There's no such thing as an unstoppable force or an immovable object so the question is kinda redundant

But for the sake of argument

F=ma

unstoppable force - F = infinity
immovable object - m = infinity

infinity = infinity*a
a=infinity/infinity
a=1

(i'm aware this is mathematically daft but it's too late for me to care)
Sorry, but my physicist/math suspenders popped on this one, and I want to clarify people's understanding of the mathematics before they run around screaming stuff that isn't correct.

This statement is not actually correct. Infinity/Infinity is an indeterminate quantity because the actual answer can be anything. The specific answer for any given situation must be obtained by applying a limit process by which the numerator and denominator simultaneously tend toward infinity so that algebraic cancellations allow the specific value of the ration F/m to be obtained. However, to do this, you need the formulaic forms of F and m depending on some common parameter such there is a particular value of this parameter which simultaneously causes F and m to be infinite. Then you can use algebraic cancellation of terms between the numerator and denominator to arrive at the limit answer as the independent parameter tends toward the specific value causing F and m to simultaneously tend toward infinity. So you would have something like this:

Make F and m be monotonically increasing functions of a parameter lambda such F and m simultaneously tend toward infinity as lambda tends toward a specific value c

F = F(lamba)->INF as lambda->c
m = m(lamba)->INF as lambda->c

Then we find the acceleration a through the limit process as lambda->c

limit[F(lamba)/m(lamba), lambda->c] = a

The specific value obtained for a will depend on the functional forms of F and m as monotonic functions of lambda. The simultaneity is key to obtaining a finite value. If F tended toward infinity faster than does m, then the limit process would produce that the acceleration a is, in fact, infinity. If m tended toward infinity faster than does F, then the limit process would produce that the acceleration m is, in fact, zero. Only in the case that they both tend to infinity at the exact same rate as they near infinity do we have the possibility of obtaining a finite, non-zero acceleration. So, what happens when an irresistible force(F = INF) meets an unmovable object(m = INF)? The answer is it depends on how you obtained the force and the object.

Other indeterminate forms are things like INF*0, 0^0(no, this doesn't equal 1; you can't do this), INF - INF, 0/0(this one is quite common), 1^INF. The reason these are indeterminate is not that one cannot find an answer; it's that there is no singular value that is always the answer. It depends on the functions leading to the indeterminate form.
 

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FargoDog said:
If you went back in time and killed your parents before you were born, you would obviously never be born, so how would you go back in time and kill your parents?
It creates a parallel reality, and the only way to go back to your own time would be to go back before you killed your parents and prevent yourself from doing so (however, just by going in the past, even without killing anyone, you most likely already changed, even in minimal ways, the future outcome, so you can never really go back to your time, you can only go back to a present/future similar enough to the one you originally left.)

That or ask Stephen Moffat to reboot the Universe.
 

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FargoDog said:
If you went back in time and killed your parents before you were born, you would obviously never be born, so how would you go back in time and kill your parents?

ITS....A.....TIME PARADOX





great now where dead.
 

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Furious Styles said:
lacktheknack said:
He can create an unliftable object that he can lift in a solution our minds cannot conceive of.
Well, if my mind cannot conceive of it I can't argue against it can I.
I would, however, then ask god to explain it to us, if we can't conceive of it he couldn't possibly explain it to us. Could he?
But he's all powerful. Couldn't he use his power to explain it to us?
 

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Zeithri said:
Existance was created, from what?
And what created what created Existance.
It's an endless loop of mindblast.
Not really a loop. Just a very haunting existential question. If you ask someone what existence is they'll just have no answer. A paradox requires two facts which contradict eachother, so you end up going in a loop.

And Zeno's paradox(es) are easy; it's impossible to separate one part of the world from another. So you can't actually divide your trip in half and then walk the other half; you're just walking the entire way. It describes the flaw mathematics has in representing the real world. And if you're looking for a deep and confusing question, think of this: are mathematics representations of how the world actually works, or are they just our human interpretation of the universe? How is it that a mass of calculations and arbitrary rules is able to describe every natural phenomenon?

EDIT: And the tree that falls with nobody to hear it isn't so much a paradox but a question of values. Do you consider sound the vibrations of air molecules, or a human's interpretation of those molecules hitting your eardrum and sending electrical impulses to your brain? I never really got how that's such a confusing problem.
 

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Zeithri said:
What is Existance?

If you for one moment think you can explain this, then you have already lost.
What defines an existance and how can you define something that, in all worlds, are undefineable?
Everything exists, yet nothing does.

Existance was created, from what?
And what created what created Existance.
It's an endless loop of mindblast.
I like this one. I wonder what Descartes would have said about it. His cogito only proves to the thinker that one exists, but only to oneself.
...actually, Descartes believed in God, so I figure he would have had an answer anyway, likely involving being placed there by God.
Trying for a non-theist approach is pretty damn hard. Maybe take Kant's route and claim that existence is not a predicate. Never studied that one much. I'd be pressured to take a forcing approach and discard the definition of existence as irrelevant.
 

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Furious Styles said:
I like, if god is omnipotent can he create an object so heavy even he can't lift it?
If he can't then he can't to everything.
If he can, then its something he can't do.
this one

time paradoxes are also interesting
 

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I just thought of a new one. What if you went back in time and somehow killed god before humanity was created? A few paradoxes come into play.
 

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FargoDog said:
If you went back in time and killed your parents before you were born, you would obviously never be born, so how would you go back in time and kill your parents?
Simple, you create an alternate timeline in which you never existed while remaining within your own timeline in which you didn't kill your parents. In short, you splintered reality and created another one.
 

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El_Chubba_Chubba said:
Airsoftslayer93 said:
Faster than light travel, if you could then you would arrive at a destination before you set off, basically time travel, what if you used faster than light travel to move a meter to the left, would you see yourself moving to your current position after you did it, and would this mean there was more mass in the universe than previously, and if so then there would be more energy, and therefore you would have created energy, which is impossible, arghghghghgh my brain hurts
It would be just an image of you.
but even an image must have mass, or energy. maybe a way to create holograms???
 

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Airsoftslayer93 said:
El_Chubba_Chubba said:
Airsoftslayer93 said:
Faster than light travel, if you could then you would arrive at a destination before you set off, basically time travel, what if you used faster than light travel to move a meter to the left, would you see yourself moving to your current position after you did it, and would this mean there was more mass in the universe than previously, and if so then there would be more energy, and therefore you would have created energy, which is impossible, arghghghghgh my brain hurts
It would be just an image of you.
but even an image must have mass, or energy. maybe a way to create holograms???
If the image is made of light it has no mass.