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Kermi

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Wasder said:
Bungie: "Master Chief is homosexual"

can you imagine what would you would hear playing Halo online?
Oh my goodness, people on XBox Live might start making homophobic remarks!
 

Lim3

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Kermi said:
Wasder said:
Bungie: "Master Chief is homosexual"

can you imagine what would you would hear playing Halo online?
Oh my goodness, people on XBox Live might start making homophobic remarks!
If it was the masterchief from Haloid then that would be just fine.

wink.
 

Lazy Kitty

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The Real Sandman said:
"Peter Molyneux Leads Development for Duke Nukem Forever"

[small]The horror... the horror...[/small]
Duke Nukem with an alignment system?

O.T. "Games banned world-wide"
or
"Jack Thompson takes over the world - All hail our new Overlord"
 
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demoman_chaos said:
Irridium said:
"Valve being shut down. Steam taken offline for good."
That wouldn't be a bad thing. All Valve has done is Half-Life, Half-Life remakes, and a program that forced itself onto my hard drive.
Valve is the basically the last large PC focused developer. If they go down, so does the whole of PC gaming. It will still be around, but it will be so crippled it wouldn't be worth it. Plus, without Steam's DRM, more and more publishers would try and impliment their own systems for DRM, running the game, ect. This will further weaken PC gaming, and eventually people will just go to consoles, where more and more games will be on. And when less and less people are on the PC, more and more pirates will move to consoles as well, and start pirating console games.

Its harder to do than on the PC, but its not impossible, and a lot of people do it even today. And with more pirating on the consoles, we may see some attempt at DRM on them, which would cause more and more pirates, and cause more and more DRM.

Of course this is all just speculation.
 

mechanixis

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The Real Sandman said:
"Peter Molyneux Leads Development for Duke Nukem Forever"

[small]The horror... the horror...[/small]
"One thing we're doing that's really cool, to make the player feel like, hey, I'm awesome, look at me, is the one-liner system. In the last game, Duke would occasionally say something, say, 'I'm going to cut off your head and shit down your neck.' That's really cool, that's really badass. What we want is for players to feel that way all the time. So...every time you press a button in our game - any button, to shoot, to crouch, to jump, to reload - Duke will say a unique, randomly generated one-liner. So every time you do anything - anything - you will be reminded: I'm Duke Nukem. I'm totally awesome." *smiles with that far off look in his eye*

Cut to footage of Duke in a fire fight
"I'M GO-I'M-I-I'M GONNA-I'M-I'M GON-I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR ARMS AND SHI-I'M-I'M GONN-I'M GONNA CUT OF YOUR NOSE-I'M GONNA-I'M GONNA-I'M GONNA CUT OF YOUR BUTT AND SHIT DOWN YOUR BUTT-I'M GONNA-"
 

SUPA FRANKY

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"Activision has become so big that it has managed to purchase Valve,Steam, Square Enix,Marvelous Entertainment, Atlus...basically any company that you love. They are giving each and every game a $100 dollar subscription fee and the game the low price of $500 dollars. The new consoles to play the games cost $10000000000000000000000000000000youllneverbeabletoaffordthisevenifyoulivedtobe500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4
 

dragonnewby

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Scythax said:
"Team Ninja will develop the next Call of Duty, Forza, Half Life and Bioshock games for the next 10 decades."

My nose started bleeding while writing that. Not a word of a lie.
 

Elemental

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mechanixis said:
The Real Sandman said:
"Peter Molyneux Leads Development for Duke Nukem Forever"

[small]The horror... the horror...[/small]
"One thing we're doing that's really cool, to make the player feel like, hey, I'm awesome, look at me, is the one-liner system. In the last game, Duke would occasionally say something, say, 'I'm going to cut off your head and shit down your neck.' That's really cool, that's really badass. What we want is for players to feel that way all the time. So...every time you press a button in our game - any button, to shoot, to crouch, to jump, to reload - Duke will say a unique, randomly generated one-liner. So every time you do anything - anything - you will be reminded: I'm Duke Nukem. I'm totally awesome." *smiles with that far off look in his eye*

Cut to footage of Duke in a fire fight
"I'M GO-I'M-I-I'M GONNA-I'M-I'M GON-I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR ARMS AND SHI-I'M-I'M GONN-I'M GONNA CUT OF YOUR NOSE-I'M GONNA-I'M GONNA-I'M GONNA CUT OF YOUR BUTT AND SHIT DOWN YOUR BUTT-I'M GONNA-"
Dude... i'm laughing my ass off like five minutes straight now XD
 

ShadowsofHope

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HG131 said:
ShadowsofHope said:
"The team at Bungie finally admits it was kidding - there will be at three more Halo installments within the coming years. However, they have also released some rather shocking news.. there will be a plot this time."
I feel the need to say, "Reported, troll."

On Topic: "All actions in games are now legal." Everybody would be dead in a week.
Nah, I wasn't serious. Just a play on Halo hate.
 

jacx

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"Microsoft terrorist bombs a crowded stadium during the final game of the world cup. stock plummets"
 

niglett

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Plurralbles said:
mobuto said:
Plurralbles said:
mobuto said:
SantoUno said:
Oh for fuck's sake I get really repulsed at the extremely sad reactions of almost everyone on this biased site, sheesh no one reacted like this with the planned Halo movies and shit, yet with Half-Life everyone reacts, "OMG THEYRE GONNA TARNISH THE IMAGE OF OUR BELOVED HALF-LIFE WAHWAHWAH!". Seriously, all of you quit your faboyish behaviors, Half-Life is not the god image of gaming so quit acting like if the movies are going to make any impact. You still have the games so there is really no problem.
its more or less that they will make Gordon Freeman talk. which is against his character like link from Zelda. and everyone has the right to be a fan boy.
Johnny Depp would make a great Freeman though.
no that's terrible, Bryan Cranston would be a good Freeman
image=http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/Bryan%20Cranston-5.jpg
http://www.scificool.com/images/2010/01/Walt_517x307-003_1476.jpg

Vs.

http://www.fullissue.com/wp-content/uploads/johnny_depp.jpg
http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/johnny-depp-picture-3.jpg


I think you're wrong.
maybe because Cranston is a total bad ass
your right... in looks
 

hazabaza1

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Games now cost 20 billion pounds to make per release, so the price of games has risen ten-fold.
 

Indecizion

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Nintendo has purchased all opposing game design companies :S would be the day i killed myself.