Announcements That Could Destroy Gaming Culture

[Rangergord]

"God of War and COD:MW anounced exclusivly for sony's magic wand and natal respectivly. Pro-order cost of game $150 each, howewer each coems with free console, and one month subscription for each game, value at 59.99."

or

"PS3, PSP, and Xbox 360 banned in all countries...Wii accepted as universal system because of its focus on healhy lifestyle gaming"

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

In the midst of an Obama speech...
"Hah, just kidding: its me! THREE DOG!"

 

[Guttural Engagement]

"EA Games has taken Activision/Blizzard under it's wings, and the companies are now 100% property of EA Games. In other news, EA Games has decided to make a StarCraft racing game featuring customizable vehicles, stunning graphics and additional DLC. Diablo 3 has been scrapped and will be remade into a console shooter."

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!1

THE HORROR!

OH GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!