Announcements That Could Destroy Gaming Culture

[Proteus214]

"Valve being shut down. Steam taken offline for good."

I think I just died a little inside after reading that.

OT: "Gaming has been officially declared an addictive activity by the AMA."

 

[Daveman]

THE CAKE IS A TRUTH

or I dunno, Call of Duty: Ancient Warfare released, melee attacks STILL one hit kills.

 

[The Real Sandman]

"Peter Molyneux Leads Development for Duke Nukem Forever"

[small]The horror... the horror...[/small]

 

[Mykonos]

"God of War III will be exclusive to the PS3 only" :3

 

[Hoppetussa]

"jack Thompson elected president."

 

[Robert632]

Michel Actensin becomes dictator of the world.

 

[CD-R]

"Valve being shut down. Steam taken offline for good."

with no plans to release any patches so people can continue to play thier games

 

[Mykonos]

"Final Fantasy XI will not be taken offline but instead adding a 'V' to the title"

 

[Captain Blackout]

Thanks bastards, this thread and it's replies will leave me with nightmares for weeks on end!

OT: "Dolphins develop thumbs at the same time that Buddhist like aliens land on Earth."

 

[DocBot]

"Every scientist in the world agrees, that after intense research and very close fact-checking, video games really are form children. All adults will be forced to relinquish control of consoles and games."

 

[Mykonos]

"A sequel to 'The Bible Game' is in production for multi-platform products"

 

[traineesword]

press x (then in tiny writing- to destroy gaming culture)

because no-one would read it, they'd just press x... unless they were particularly bad at quicktime events.

 

[CincoDeMayo]

"EA Games has taken Activision/Blizzard under it's wings, and the companies are now 100% property of EA Games. In other news, EA Games has decided to make a StarCraft racing game featuring customizable vehicles, stunning graphics and additional DLC. Diablo 3 has been scrapped and will be remade into a console shooter."

 

[Mykonos]

"Half-Life 2: Episode 3 confirmed to not be the last 'chapter' of the Half-life story"

 

[CD-R]

"My fellow Americans today we are close to passing the health care refo ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FORM"

 

[Hattman]

"GameStop takes over Game, GameStation, and every other major chain in the market."

Nooooo! I have a strong dislike for Gamestop because the games you want to trade in gives you nothing these days.

 

[Katana314]

"METEOR THE SIZE OF THE MOON HEADED FOR EARTH AT 1000 Mi/S"
"Valve releases details of the 'G-man' character"
"Nintendo gives chart of canonical explanations connecting every [http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_is_Missing] single [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Mario] Mario [http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Teaches_Typing] game [http://www.mariowiki.com/Donkey_Kong_(game)], including accountenance for character age.

 

[MgalekgoloHunter]

"The next Sonic game is due to feature the Werehog once again."
OH WAIT.