Annoying people who talk in movies

[RebelRising]

I remember seeing Happy Feet, and not being able to hear half of the movie because of a mentally retarded woman in a wheelchair who was not noisily gorging on popcorn, but also yelling loudly and indistinctly at random intervals in the movie.

That's the moment that comes to mind.

Why the hell would you bring someone like that to a cinema it's not like they know what's going on, its not like you can tell them to be quiet.

I don't know; it just ruins the movie for the rest of us.

 

[Aesir23]

Ugh, I hate it when people talk during movies. If they're whispering I don't mind.

Though I think the two things that irritate me more than anything else when it comes to going to a theater:

Teenage girls screaming/squealing

Little children that run up and down the aisles.

 

[Jark212]

Eat your popcorn. Whack the empty carton over the head of the offender and leave it on there. Extra points for adding some of the gum from the chair to the insides first.

I've done that to an annoying guy in front of me, minus the gum, and was defended by the staff because they had already had a complaint from another customer XD

It was highly satisfying, and I would recommend it.

And risk getting shot by some stereotype...

 

[psyfai]

Just now during Harry Potter, there was a woman who got up, turned around, and took a picture of the seat next to her. I'm guessing the kid was asleep, because in the seat behind me there were two snoring noises coming from people. Let us just say that I agree.

Also, I save my exceeding amounts of talking for either crappy movies in which my comments make it better (See the new Transformers or Terminator), or drive-ins. Still, I was one of those people in Harry Potter explaining it to their friends because they hadn't seen any movie since the third and assumed the series was still good.

The snoring is the only complaint I really have, except for in Up there were two families behind me, one to my left and one below me in which after ANYTHING happened, the kids would ask 'What happened?' to which the father/mother/pedophile would diligently explain. FOUR TIMES THIS HAPPENED. And they would all say something different.

 

[Rickyvantof]

I yawned overly loud during all those crappy-ass romantic scenes in Transformers 2...

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

I just yell at them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Well that's just being hypocritical.

 

[chronobreak]

I talk, because I paid for a ticket. You want silence? Well, a public theatre might not be your best choice. A DVD, however, where you can control the climate you watch it in, would be better suited.

 

[wewontdie11]

I have experiences like that a lot.

When I went to see Cloverfield, practically everytime something bad would happen somebody would stand up and yell out something. When it got to the scene where they are in the tunnel and the night vision on the camera reveals the rats running away, I heard "Run wit da rats n***a! Run wit da rats!".

And the scene where the lady gets bit, some person yelled out "Leave her ***** ass be-hine. She gonna kill you!"

And later when the same lady exploded, some woman behind me said "One less stanky-ass white ho". It was enough to make me look back and ask her "Could you please see who your sitting around before you make comments like that."

Shit like that happened all throughout the movie. Michel and I ended up asking the manager for a refund as the ushers were absent. We got our money back and went to a theater in a better neighborhood.

If somebody did that in the cinema while I was trying to watch something I would punch them. Or at least have them thrown out. Do these people realise that the moving pictures infront of them can't actually hear their drivel?

I talk during pretty much every blockbuster I see with friends

We got shouted at yesterday for talking about the innuendo in Harry Potter. That film is absolutely loaded with gay shit, I swear.

What do you expect from a film where two pubescent boys are waving their wands about all the time?

I only talk to crack jokes or if the film is really awful. I would never have shut up through Transformers 2 had the sound not been obnoxiously loud and composed of constant explosions.

 

[LitigationJackson]

I talk, because I paid for a ticket. You want silence? Well, a public theatre might not be your best choice. A DVD, however, where you can control the climate you watch it in, would be better suited.

you, sir, are a dick

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

I just yell at them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Well that's just being hypocritical.

Yeah but it works.

Yeah, but it's funner to do it without uttering a single word. Well, I'm off to see the new Harry Potter film, I'll see if I myself wont become a hypocrite.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Ugh, My Friends dragged me to Transformers 2 And i was sitting Next 2 these 2 ANNOYING GIRLS
They Wouldn't SHUT UP

The Whole movie they were "Linkin Park" This And "Twilight" That

It may not be annoying to some people but Honestly Anything With Linkin Park Makes me want shoot myself

I Hate angsty Teens

 

[Aesir23]

Ugh, My Friends dragged me to Transformers 2 And i was sitting Next 2 these 2 ANNOYING GIRLS
They Wouldn't SHUT UP

The Whole movie they were "Linkin Park" This And "Twilight" That

It may not be annoying to some people but Honestly Anything With Linkin Park Makes me want shoot myself

I Hate angsty Teens

Amen. I honestly don't get the hype for that godforsaken book series or that band. *eyetwitch*

 

[blaze96]

I was seeing up in IMax, and every few minutes some stupid little girl would be kicking the back of my seat. Every single time I got back into the movie, kick, Kick, MOTHER FUCKING KICK. Parents either keep an eye on your kid during the movie, or don't bring em. I paid to see this movie because I wanted to see this movie, not be annoyed to no end.

 

[C0nn0r666]

i talk during movies all the time it so fun to piss the people in front of me off