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FamoFunk

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"Everything happens for a reason"

Really, is that suppose to make me feel better about shitty situations or happenings? Fuck off.
 

Eddie the head

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"Your just not smart enough to get it." Oh really then explain it, oh you can't can you? Guess your just as dumb as me. Seriously I hate it when people just throw a controversial opinion out there with no backing, just to try and sound smart. You know Moviebob love him or hate him at least he give some backing on why he has that opinion.
 

Frybird

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Stasisesque said:
"At the end of the day."

What. Does. That. Mean. What does it mean? Someone please, tell me what the hell that means.
At the end of the day you're another day older
And that's all you can say for the life of the poor
It's a struggle, it's a war
And there's nothing that anyone's giving
One more day standing about, what is it for?
One day less to be living.
 

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Nimzabaat said:
'Hows it going?/You alright?' used as a greeting. Actually, y'know what, now that you mention it, I'm not alright. I have a long list of problems that I could go into in great detail... oh wait, you dont care do you? What the hell is wrong with just saying 'hello' or 'hi'?
Oh yeah, I agree with this one. It's even better how most people who say that are already walking away before you even open your mouth to respond. I mean seriously, what's the point? Is it just something you do so that you feel good for some reason? I dunno, I don't get it.

On topic (well, more on topic), plenty of single words annoy me. Yiff, furry, brony, fursecution, geek, nerd, bro, dog (yo dog/dawg), epic, nom....and probably many, many more that I can't think of right now.

Actually, thought of more. Entitled, elitist, strawman, red herring, pretentious.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I also forgot: Anyone who uses the word guesstimate should be shot. it's either a guess or an estimate! It's depressing that my spellcheck thinks it's a word too. Fucking Microsoft.
 

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denseWorm said:
Because everything is to mainstream man, like, we totally need to stick it to the system. Funny that one though, I get called a hipster all the god damn time, because I happen to enjoy indie games more than most AAA titles.. Not my fault they're cheaper and take more risks, but noooo, I must be a hipster.

For me.. There's about 3;

"Well you should have.." "If you had done.." "This wouldn't have happened if.." - Yes, well that isn't how things happened so please say something that helps the current situation or shut the hell up.

"Years ago this was like this." or variations on that. - My mother likes this one, now I promptly remind her that years ago I would have been considered above her being male and an adult and that she would have had to remain silent until spoken to. There's a reason things aren't as they used to be, so you can't pick and choose what suits you.

"Man up." - Being kinda effeminate this one annoys me a hell of a lot, y'know what, what if I don't want to follow someones small view of how a male should behave? I'll act how I want and doesn't make me any less or more of a "man" because of it. Frankly if being a "Manly man" means being a thick headed dolt he just sucks up everything, I would rather be a simpering little *****, because at least that has a shred more personality than a rock.

TheRightToArmBears said:
I also forgot: Anyone who uses the word guesstimate should be shot. it's either a guess or an estimate! It's depressing that my spellcheck thinks it's a word too. Fucking Microsoft.
That's because it is a word, it is defined as an estimate made without using adequate or complete information (to quote wikipedia). It has been around and used for near 80 years now, pretty sure that means it's a word.
 

Rawne1980

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"You only hate it because it's popular".

That one pisses me off.

Was said to me by a friend of my wife after I commented to her husband I didn't like Twilight.

No lass, no. I hated it because it was boring as feth, the acting was on par with a 50's B movie, the storyline involved stalking, necrophilia, school girl love with a (technically) old bloke, beastiality, the worst cast choice since S Club 7 and did I mention it's boring as feth?

And any combination of...

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore".
"I have lost faith in humanity".
And the ever so popular amongst the moronic...
"Humanity needs to die off".

Not so much the phrases themselves, although they do get right on my manly tits. But the people that say them are usually the gutter trash of society that will never do anything more productive than convert food into waste and talk verbal bollocks for whatever passes of their lives.

I hate those people, and hate is a strong word but accurate, I truly despise the people that warble these Sheep shit statements.
 

Nimzabaat

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Sandjube said:
Nimzabaat said:
'Hows it going?/You alright?' used as a greeting. Actually, y'know what, now that you mention it, I'm not alright. I have a long list of problems that I could go into in great detail... oh wait, you dont care do you? What the hell is wrong with just saying 'hello' or 'hi'?
Oh yeah, I agree with this one. It's even better how most people who say that are already walking away before you even open your mouth to respond. I mean seriously, what's the point? Is it just something you do so that you feel good for some reason? I dunno, I don't get it.

On topic (well, more on topic), plenty of single words annoy me. Yiff, furry, brony, fursecution, geek, nerd, bro, dog (yo dog/dawg), epic, nom....and probably many, many more that I can't think of right now.

Actually, thought of more. Entitled, elitist, strawman, red herring, pretentious.
Misquoted. Actually people asking how you are shouldn't be a problem. Then just throw out "I haven't talked to my mother in three years" and see how they react ;)
 

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chozo_hybrid said:
Eddy-16 said:
chozo_hybrid said:
I've always understood that as a term for, you learn from your mistakes. It's not supposed to be literal I think.
I know but it still annoys me because, most people who have said it to me mean it in a literal sense and its still pretty stupid as most people won't learn from their mistakes.
Ah, fair enough then, that would annoy me as well.

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chozo_hybrid said:
JasonBurnout16 said:
Are you old enough?/Are you 18?/Are you over 16? for small things, such as shopping. I got ID'd the other day in a Pub for buying a Coke, I got ID'd for online shopping by the person who delivered it (My Groceries, nothing bad!) Common sense.
Well, to be fair you were in a pub. In my country, it doesn't matter how old you are (or what you're ordering), if you look under 25 you will be asked for ID to make sure you're old enough to be there, unless a parent or guardian is with you. Because if you're underage, then someone else could be trying to buy alcohol for you.
Hang on. Are you saying that in your country underage people aren't allowed inside pubs, without a parent/gaurdian?

This is just mind-boggling to me.

OT: Could care less. I have actually heard people use this phrase correctly in real life, but 99% of the time they mean couldn't care less, and it's very annoying when they get it wrong.
This is taken from the ALAC website:

Underage Drinking
What you can do

If you are under 18 and are with your parent or legal guardian you can:

Drink responsibly in a private home or at a private function like a family BBQ or 21st

Go into supervised area of bars and pubs (that's most bars - but to be sure - check the licence)

What you can?t do

If you are under 18 and without your parent or guardian you can't:

drink in a public place
go into pubs and bar
buy booze or get an adult to buy you booze
carry a fake ID or use someone else's.

A person who is under 18 can only be supplied with alcohol by their parent or legal guardian. Laws are being toughened up for underage drinkers and those who sell or supply them alcohol. Penalties for breaking the law have increased.

Me again: So basically, someone in New Zealand can, but has to have someone with them. Underage drinking is a bit of a problem in my country.

the link to that info: [link]http://www.alac.org.nz/alcohol-you/law-you/underage-drinking[/link]
Well here in Ireland we have the same kind of problem with underage drinking, but pubs are just seen as the local hang out spot. Especially in rural areas, people just hang out there, not just for drinking but playing pool or darts or whatever.
 

sinsfire

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littlealicewhite said:
sinsfire said:
I can't beleive this wasn't said already; "A whole nother"

you can use this phrase if you can tell me what a "nother" is.
It's short for 'another'. It's just slang.
Yes I understand that it's slang, but it is so grating, and that is the topic of the thread isn't it?
 

Nimzabaat

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On a side note;
"You should complain about that..." (meaning complain to someone else)
"With all due respect..." (meaning I don't actually believe that you are due any respect)
"No offense..." (meaning I am going to offend you)
 

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Anytime "clearly" or "obviously" is used as a cop-out for "I don't have any solid data to back my claims up". Can't tell now whether I always had beef with it or it got to me once I went into science, but any claim prefaced with "clearly/obviously" tends to be either the person's own observation or just repeating popular myths.

While we're at it, anytime someone repeats a popular myth as an accepted fact.
 

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Mortai Gravesend said:
Then I'm not particularly sure why your post seemed like it was sarcastically suggesting that I have double standards...
My post was originally just "I'm sure you have none of those," but I realized by saying that alone, I was being a passive-aggressive prick.

Well great, but the only reference to liars was me sarcastically proposing that the vast majority of men are pathological liars.
I was talking about my statement about the vast majority of people lying to suit themselves. It was you who then decided it had to be somebody who lies at every turn. I'm not saying most people are pathological liars, but most people will lie very often to make circumstances easier.

Thanks. That's quite a relief.
Except the thing is if you come to me and say it's cheese, I'd very well expect you to be providing the evidence of it instead of me having to disprove it. After all, if you say it's true you should have evidence you based the assertion on.
I know that, that's not what I meant. I'm well aware that you don't have to prove the negative of any assertion I make at all, even if I said "gravity exists." It'd be easy enough for me to demonstrate gravity myself.

Barring the troubles of getting to the moon itself, what I meant was that there is a moon orbiting earth that is accessible by humans, and there is empirical evidence looming above our heads that the moon is, in fact, not cheese.

I have no idea how accurate this is, but assuming it's not just outright lying people do make studies on masturbation according to the first two paragraphs: http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200903/how-common-is-masturbation-really
That's what I meant, I'm skeptical about public surveys, especially things that ask the person to reveal something that would make them nervous if it wasn't completely held anonymously. The same applies to a survey about the social cycle I'm talking about.

And you're operating on more than just the assumption we live in the same society. You're operating on the assumption that what you personally see is representative and that you are a good collector of information, that the section of the populace you meet and interact with is one that's random enough your view of it isn't skewed. Plus of course there's the issue of your interpretation of events. It's not like people have a label saying 'uses sex to manipulate' on them, you have to make that judgement and your judgement is hardly beyond question.
Fair enough. But I suppose you could say that about anybody, really. I'm just making observations based on what I see.

If you can't know then how can you make such a sweeping claim as to include the 'vast majority of women'?
I meant the vast majority that I've encountered, and then assumed a societal pattern. Sure in a perfect world I would give everyone I don't know the benefit of the doubt, but I find people far too predictable for that.

Look... Does it make sense to say "Yes, I said X, but I said the reason it happens is..." and defend your statement like that, when my issue is with you claiming X in the first place? No, it really doesn't. You're trying to explain a phenomena as a defense to me asking you to prove the phenomena is as you say it is.
I see what you're saying. But clearly we're working with separate pools of people where I see it as extremely prominent, rampant almost, and you don't see it at all. Like I said, I find that interesting and, frankly, it gives me a bit of hope that the entire world isn't a big ball of trash.

And I don't get why you'd think that make a sweeping generalization about males would make me any happier. In fact I dislike that generalization as well. It's not like making such generalizations balances out or anything =/
I only did that because, in light of the recent topics at the escapist, I assumed the hot word going around was "misogynist" and I expected you to sling the same thing at me.

Except I'm saying I'm doubtful of your idea that all these cliches are coming to life as you say they are. Not only that but for the vast majority of people, an even larger claim than simply saying they might occur, which I'd be more inclined to think could be the case.

As for it seeming prevalent to you... there's a lot of biases that make your information rather unreliable when you try and extrapolate it for the vast majority of people. It's not like you go through life as an impartial observer meeting people of all sections of society without any kind of agenda of your own.
This is basically the same thing you said before, and I said 'fair enough,' so fair enough. Although I'd say that's true of almost anybody who's not, say, a diplomat. But you're certainly right about that. Though, I have been around the United States and Germany and I get the same sexual vibe from each place, that that's the way it is in a lot of modern, secular (which the United States really isn't, but still) societies.

Intending doesn't really matter all that much, it's whether the statement is or is not sexist. People can say things without realizing they're sexist and merely believing them to be truth whether they are or not.
I agree.

I'm saying I really doubt people all fall into this mindset you think they do.

And even if they did I'm doubtful about your idea that there is a "self-sustained female superiority" perpetuated through manipulation. That really sounds like the words of someone who would only be looking at it from one side. 'Superiority' that restricts you in exchange for... some kind of nebulous ability to manipulate people doesn't sound very much like superiority.
I meant sexual superiority, where men are encouraged to accept any advance and women are encouraged to deny any advance. It's really counter-intuitive to everyone if you ask me, but I said the only reason people would want to uphold it is that people on both sides get a rush from it. Men like the thrill of the chase, and they enjoy bragging (something I absolutely never understood.. bragging about sex. It makes you look like a filthy, sad human being) and the women enjoy being manipulative.

I'm doubtful about the degree of this however. Sure I can see it that some people try to enforce the social norm that men are supposed to want sex, but I'm doubtful about this upper hand and all that you suggest. Even if there is some kind of marginal advantage due to that, I don't see much of an issue with that. If people feel more free to reject, that's fine. It's only an issue if people feel they should or should not have to have sex instead of being able to freely make up their own minds. And I don't see how women are manipulating anyone here, I mostly see that idiotic notion that men should just want lots of sex pushed by other men.
I think more of it comes from sex being held as this 'holy grail' of social status. That if you're a guy and you have lots of sex you must have the blood of a Norse god. That translates to people being able to nullify other social statuses and instead feel superior to somebody else due to how much sex they have (or how little, for females). It assumes that everyone's on an equal playing field in the sexual realm, which they're not. It's really a matter of circumstance.

Many physically attractive people find their life devoid of sexual advances, it's called involuntary celibacy. And many physically unattractive people have sex on a regular basis. It could be anywhere from prostitution, to simply that there are people out there who don't find that person to be unattractive. There certainly is no one standard for attractiveness.

But it all boils down to the idea that your sex life makes you socially superior to others. When, in fact, I believe it's something you should keep a secret. You'd never hear me saying "I totally did XYZ with my girlfriend last night," because I find that ridiculously derogatory. But that's not what other people think-- or at least are led to think. That's why it seems like it's a forced social standard to me, because the idea of objectifying another person that heavily seems borderline sociopathic to me.

The issue I take with your apparent complaint that it's hard to be a guy is that I don't see the issue with people not getting as much sex as they want. The only valid complaint I saw was that society pushes that men should want sex.
I'm not complaining that men aren't getting sex. In fact it's in my best interest that nobody reproduce, because I think the world is absolutely rotten thanks to human beings.

But there also is the issue of psychological damage from sexual frustration (and this could apply to either side). There could be men and women who have equal libido, but the man becomes sexually frustrated because he can't have sex due to the woman's withdrawal of it, and the woman becomes sexually frustrated because she feels the need to withdraw sex as long as possible in order to maintain her Puritan status of "virgin" or even just "not a slut."

And when it becomes a constant thing, sexual frustration is not just an "Aww, man. I didn't have sex," kind of thing, it can literally drive people to the brink of insanity.
 

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Thought of another one. THis mostly pretains to forum posting and not real world conversations.

"IMO" Seriously you are posting on a forum of course its your damn opinion. I guess you could be giving someone elses opinion but that is usually prefaced with "so and so said" or a link or a spoiler box.

"IMO" is not really impropper its just redundant and unnecessary.

Oh and using any twitter speak in a real conversation that does not have a 140 character limit. I swear I should be able to punch anyone who says the word "hashtag" in a person to person conversation.
 

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Off the top of my head:

When someone is upset about something for say, more than a day, and some smug git comes out with the: 'Children in Africa have it worse than you../ man up!' line. Fortunately, this has rarely happened to me, on account of me being a right proud bastard and not sharing my problems often; but if a friend is genuinely depressed and needs some empathy or support to believe that they can and will bounce back; the most cuntish thing you can say is "You feel bad, and if I was you, I wouldn't feel bad because I'm obviously awesome in comparison to you, so now you should feel worse!" *smugface*.

Any statement along the lines of "Someone from this race/ gender hurt me or my ancestors in the past, so now I'm going to take it out on these other people because two wrongs totally make a right!"

"Talented" There may or may not be truth to talent; I'm still rather sceptical that talent is anything more than a keen interest in something from a young age; combined with a lack of fear to experiment or possibly fail at it. I don't like this word because it encourages people who show some early promise at something to get lazy and fall back on their 'talent'; and it discourages people who haven't had an early start, or who have perhaps come from a less encouraging background by making them believe they don't have the required 'talent'. See a rather depressingly large number of school music teachers for examples of this. Also, it can be used to excuse lazy teaching.
 

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Vault101 said:
[b/]4. yeah..well men get objectified just as bad[/b]

*sigh*...I'm sorry..I really am

but no....they don't..and no...its not the same

Kratos running around shirtless is not the same as Catwomen running around with her zipper down to her navel...man and woman sexuality is different...

its not just the amount of skin showing..for males its about power..for females its "look her tits"

weather or not catwomen is "powerful/empowered" is an entirely different thing..but my actual point is "Kratos and Catwomen" are not interchangeable as sex objects

and the fact is in real life women will always be judged on their looks first and foremost..more so than men

thats all I can think of for now
As a guy, the Kratos one has always amused me greatly.

[sarcasm] Yeah mate, I'm sure there's nothing girls like to fantasize about more that a man with perpetual anger issues who kills everyone in his life that he loves. I'm sure their sitting there thinking "God, why can't my man be more like Kratos!" [/sarcasm]

(Although, judging by the popularity of 50 Shades of Gr-actually, no, I'm not even going to go there.)

As for the rest... Well, I'd argue that everybody is judged by their looks first and foremost, as how someone looks is usually the first impression that everyone gets of everyone else, regardless of gender. Whether or not this is more apparent with women, I honestly don't know, as I am not and never will be a woman nor any other man other than myself. All I know is, yes, I am probably more likely to want to go up and talk to someone if I find them physically attractive. However, if by 10 minutes into the conversation I can find nothing that interests me about that person other than how they look, I'm unlikely to keep the conversation going just because I think she looks nice.

Anyway, on topic. I want to be an actor, and naturally, that unfortunately means I tend to spend a lot of time around people who are far more pretentious about theatre and film than I am. I'm not just talking about people who want to push boundaries and see what their art is capable of, or people who want to try things new and interesting, as I'm like that too. I'm talking about people who won't even give something a second look unless it's trying out of it's skin to look as highbrow as possible, and will scoff at anyone for liking anything too mainstream (completely oblivious to just how token and homogenized so called 'Oscar Bait' movies have become when compared to a lot of "dumb" Hollywood blockbusters).

I love film, and want to be in the film industry one day, because I love reaching out emotionally to an audience, telling a good story, and making someone's thoughts and feeling resonate with yours, just for a moment. I love that feeling; and I tell you, there is more of that feeling in one scene of 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' than there is in the whole of 'The King's Speech', so it really pisses me off when I hear people dismiss it (and others like it) as "dumb and flashy", for no other reason than they can't look past its budget and aesthetics, and by doing so play their part in driving the wedge between these two types of movies further and further apart, which I believe is the greatest threat the industry faces today.
 

BENZOOKA

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"Whine about something - thread, vol. 16885"

Cheer up
Get over it
Just go with the flow
Don't think so much
Any way of saying: Why aren't you eating more?
Wittering on before asking for a favor