Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Gunner 51]

The thing that really freaked me out, well, two of them... there's a scene in the bathroom where the female lover is taking a bath and the water turns to blood and she get sucked down the drain, and the picture at the top of the stairs... you click it, and these handprints strain to push out of the painting... no music or sound, but it's just creepy... Oh, and one of the attic rooms, there's this scene with a baby with a Stauf doll in the crib next to it, and the doll comes to life and strangles the baby, and it has this EVIL look on its face while it's doing so.

It's funny, because at the time, this game was the most amazing thing. Acting stylized, but at the same time effective, but you go back and look at it today, and you're just like, "Man, this has the crappiest acting *ever*."

Wow, I totally forgot about the handprints. Though I was (un)lucky enough to have a strange and rather creepy bit of music to accompany it. Though I don't remember a bit where a doll strangles a baby. That would have had me fighting the the urge to retreat back to the desktop. I guess violence to children turns my stomach more than I thought it does now that I think about it.

 

[GWarface]

"Vehicle ready!" "High speed, low drag!"
"Kirov Ready!" "Bombadiers to your stations!"

Got almost the entire Red Alert 2 soundbank etched in memory..
Not that its that bad, that how i started learning english..

 

[YuriRuler90]

"I will show you the greatest nightmare."
-Nightmare

"It is day of judgement!"
-Apocalypse Tank

 

[bluefiresword]

"That's a chilly breeze" - Dark messiah of might and magic.
Every time there is a cold wind I have to utter that

 

[Mamzelle_Kat]

Easy.

"Your words are as EMPTY as your SOUL!"

I will never forget

 

[DaJoW]

Pretty much anything from Oblivion, and anything Blood Elves say in WoW.

"Is... This... Reality?" - Mindbender Ghur'sha

 

[English Stew]

"The Rebel's reinforcements are diminishing!"
That accent.... just ticked me off.

If this is from the game I think it's from, then wasn't that kind off the point? I mean, to make the Imperials sound like snooty Nazis?

 

[The Funslinger]

"Where did you learn to fly?" -Cybermorph (haven't even played it.)

Fucking.... AGH!!!!!

Awesome: Anything said by Captain Price.
God Awful: The Fable III Hero: "Teach me how to be a hero!"

 

[Derelict Frog]

GTA 3: Vice City: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCg8XhPxMTs

Mafia 2: "What? Dya got an avooshon ta red loights?"

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

In general whenever I've literally just been assigned a fetch mission or some other form and the quest-giver says something along the lines of, "Have you done it yet?", "Have you got it yet?", "It's a jumbo jet, not a needle in a haystack!" Then why don't YOU do it!?

Ohoh. Also, I know this isn't too much of a big deal at all but in "Fable 2" it always annoyed me when the guards said, "Looks like you've been in trouble with the law before!" Hush.


x

 

[Takolin]

"Suffer mortals, as your pathetic magic betraaaaaaaaaaays you" and all other lines Sindragosa shrieks in WoW - ICC.

 

[The Good Doctor]

What that squirrel girl in mana khemia student alliance said whenever you checked a barrel:
"Barrel!" [in a strange, warble-y voice]

From Dr. Eggman in Shadow the Hedgehog:
"You know what they say, the more, the merrier!"

Also: "Cover me, I'm reloading!"

And I don't really hate it, but... "Watchu want?!"

 

[Z.G.Hardbodies]

"Welcome to DIE!" - X-Men arcade game.

 

[gutterball17]

Also "This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" Mass Effect 1
Made me want to punch Saren in the face, but i just shot him instead.

 

[chuckman1]

Hey listen! gets my vote

 

[Popadoo]

'That's IIITTT! I knew you could do it!'
That one damn puzzle in Sands of Time. That one. Damn. Puzzle.

'Ugly. UGLY. UUGGLLYY!'
Every character in Bioshock is beautiful in their own way. Even if this mad little doctor doesn't think so.

Also, anything any NPC says in WoW. I spent so long on that game every line of dialogue has been branded into my brain.

 

[Dr Druza]

"I'M RELOADING" -Left4Dead (Lewis)

"I spill my drink!" -DuesEx

"I'm Rosh by the way..." -Jedi Academy

Oh, and of course,
"WELL SHIIIIEEET!" -DuesEx:HR

 

[Hectix777]

Balls of Steel, baby
Watch where you're going, bookah
Here comes the Cole Train baby!
I can't let you do that Star Fox
Itsa me, Mario

This is my favorite exchange of dialogue:

"Unknown object has entered the battlefield,"
"It's not one of ours, take it ou-"
", This is Spartan 117, can anyone here me
"Isolate that frequency"
"Chief, you mind telling me what the hell you're doing on that ship?"
"Sir.....




Finishing this fight.

If trailers etched into my memory are included, I'd have to say the ,"What have I become," trailer to Gears of War 3(which I still don't get why Epic didn't ask the guys that made that one if they could retool if or commercials, because the one on TV sucks) and the trailer for Saints Row the Third

 

[thejosh64]

Dunno if this one was mentioned but,

"STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND!! HA HA HA HA HA" - Every goddamn Psycho in Borderlands