Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Suicida1 Midget]

'Patroling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter' FNV Annoying as hell.
'Retribution!' FNV I will be honest and say that i fought that boss like 18 times just to end the game.
'Sit your ass down in that chair and drink our goddamn TEA!' FFVII cid always made me laugh.
'Hay'/'Listen' TLZOT Navi was the most annoying thing that just arrrrraaaagh*stares stupidly at broken tv*

 

[LadyRhian]

Yeah, and there's another scene in the chapel where Stauf is about to sacrifice a baby and calls on one of the guests to do it. Brian Dutton, I think. And the revelation that the dolls Stauf makes have the souls of children in them... like the one that killed the baby...? Okay, that's children being forced to kill other children... Blaugh.

They were also in the video you posted, poor old Mrs Knox was completely useless. Did you ever get around to playing The 11th Hour at all? It didn't quite live up to the original game, IMO. (Though it certainly had it's moments.)

Yes, I did. And the ending with the "No-tell Motel" was freaky, with the girl turning into Stauf (or at least, his head on her body, which is equally freaky).

 

[Gunner 51]

Yeah, and there's another scene in the chapel where Stauf is about to sacrifice a baby and calls on one of the guests to do it. Brian Dutton, I think. And the revelation that the dolls Stauf makes have the souls of children in them... like the one that killed the baby...? Okay, that's children being forced to kill other children... Blaugh.

They were also in the video you posted, poor old Mrs Knox was completely useless. Did you ever get around to playing The 11th Hour at all? It didn't quite live up to the original game, IMO. (Though it certainly had it's moments.)

Yes, I did. And the ending with the "No-tell Motel" was freaky, with the girl turning into Stauf (or at least, his head on her body, which is equally freaky).

That was a total mindscrew, especially when completing that one late at night. Though picking the Robin ending wasn't half a player punch. You go to all that effort to save her and what do you get for a trouble? A knife in back.

 

[Torrasque]

Pokemon Stadium 2:
AND THERE GOES THE BATTLLLLLEE!!!!!!!
THE TRAINER HAS NOT ISSUED A COMMAND!

Borderlands:
WHACHU WANT?!

MW2:
RAMIREZ...

Soul Calibur 2:
SQUIRM! SCREAM!

And the most irritating of them all from Reach:
Marine "I need air support for a civilian transport"
Air traffic control 'Everything is engaged right now, sorry bro'
Marine "I need that air support now!"
Air traffic control 'We'll let you know as soon as something frees up'
Marine "Not good enough!"
Me "WELL FUCK YOU, THERE IS NO AIR SUPPORT TO GIVE!"

 

[Zeraiya]

"If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.?

"Assuming direct control."

"I can't do that." (From any character in World of Warcraft)

Burned into my brain.

 

[xWestie]

In Halo: Reach, while trying to get the "If They Came to Hear Me Beg" achievement -

"Stay low. Let me draw the heat. Just deliver that package."

Ninja'd.

Also;
"Your health is low.."
"My eyesss!"
"Why do you kill?"
"Hey! Your going the wrong way! Follow the arrow!"

 

[Epicspoon]

AAAAAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE BOOBIES!!

I was rolling. cookie if you can name the game this is from. even better because google won't help with something like this.

Ha! Dad's Evil Demonic Pimple from Disgaea 2! ...I clocked hours into a game where one of the characters is a demonic talking pimple. *facepalm*

Here's a bit of an odd one: "KIIRBY!" From, well who else?

Hold on a second my head is asploding. I honestly thought that NOBODY would get that one.

 

[Sniperyeti]

"HE's not a zombie"
Just stuck with me. Like um no, well done.

 

[Wyld Fyre]

Hero, your health is low...

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

playing Summoner, I remember each of the 4 characters in your party said the exact same line every time they levelled up.

The main character said 'I grow powerful'

The thief girl said 'I am a clever one!'

The mage monk girl said 'I have gained new insight.'

The axe wielding dude said 'I grow stronger!" or maybe 'Im getting stronger!' i cant quite remember his one.

But I havent played that game in many many years. me and my friends still quote it at each other.

 

[LookingGlass]

I'm currently replaying Bioshock. Every time I hear "Welcome to the circus of values!" I want to kill something.

 

[Mysten]

From Assassin's Creed II:


Shoot! Shoot the flying demon!

 

[Torrasque]

Alsoo A Barrel Roll!

I haven't gotten around to playing New Vegas yet, so I didn't know what this was, but after checking out youtube to see what this was, I wish I hadn't...

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I lol'd really hard at first, then it just got into "HEY LISTEN!" status...

 

[LaughingAtlas]

"Uroboros will be unleashed into the atmosphere, ensuring complete. Global. Saturation. *breathe out* *DASH*"
Wesker-RE5
I'm not quite sure why he says it that way.

 

[arnoldthebird]

Why won't you fall down and bleed to death?!
I've fought mud crabs tougher than you!
And the famous, law enforcing 'Stop right there criminal scum!'

Damn near every taunt from Oblivion is etched into my brain...

 

[Jailbird408]

"Bwahahaha! This water's great, eh junior?" "Sure is, papa!"
Did I mention that the above quoted are Bowser and Bowser Jr, and the so-called water is green?
I wish I could get this out of my head.

 

[dalek sec]

"Ada wait!"

Leon pretty much shouting that every single bloody time Ada Wong rushes off to do something in Resident Evil 2. I don't know why but for some reason that line just annoys me as I play the game. It's not a deal breaker or anything, just erks me for some reason. D:

 

[immortalfrieza]

I can't think of a specifically annoying line, but Fallout 3 and New Vega's radio hosts and they're ridiculous tendency to repeat the same 2 lines, news reports, and songs over and over before saying anything new. At least you can turn those radios off, but for one that you can't avoid, I'd pick Batman: Arkham Asylum and the Joker's outdoor PA lines. As good as they are, Joker has the tendency to repeat the same 2 or 3 over and over and over, and because of all the collectables on the outdoors and having to pass through many times, you have no choice but to listen to them. Here's the one in particular that usually gets stuck in my head for a while:

"Joker here! I'd just like to remind all new residents of Joker Asylum that they are expected to follow one simple rule, the punishment for not following the rule is death. Do you know the best thing about the rule? It's a secret! Hee! hee! hee! hee! ha! ha! ha! haaaaa!!!"

 

[LadyRhian]

Yeah, and there's another scene in the chapel where Stauf is about to sacrifice a baby and calls on one of the guests to do it. Brian Dutton, I think. And the revelation that the dolls Stauf makes have the souls of children in them... like the one that killed the baby...? Okay, that's children being forced to kill other children... Blaugh.

They were also in the video you posted, poor old Mrs Knox was completely useless. Did you ever get around to playing The 11th Hour at all? It didn't quite live up to the original game, IMO. (Though it certainly had it's moments.)

Yes, I did. And the ending with the "No-tell Motel" was freaky, with the girl turning into Stauf (or at least, his head on her body, which is equally freaky).

That was a total mindscrew, especially when completing that one late at night. Though picking the Robin ending wasn't half a player punch. You go to all that effort to save her and what do you get for a trouble? A knife in back.

Yup. And on TV, yet no less! Gah! The only way to win was to choose the lady in the wheelchair. Although, to be honest, I knew Slutty!Chick was the wrong one to pick. I picked Robin as my first "Choice". I felt as stabbed in the back as the main character was...

 

[teqrevisited]

"You have faced many challenges! Pity they were all in vain! Soon your people will kneel to my lord!"

"My lord... will be the end of you all..."

Vazruden wasn't the problem, it was Nazan. That fucking dragon, seriously. Going up against it in EPL quest gear when nobody knew what to expect.