Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Jesse Billingsley]

Ramirez! Capture that objective!

 

[James Rednok]

"Where is it!?"
-Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem 3D
I've never even played it.

Also, for the sake of repetition:
PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WWWWIIIIIINNNNNTTTTAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[PaladinofGuns]

SHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[Drakmorg]

"Stay a while and listen"

No thanks Deckard Cain, I'm a little busy trying to save the world here.

 

[lion el jhonson]

surprized at you internet

"Ah yes, 'Reapers'...
turian counsil member would kindly bend over while I break my foot off in your ass

 

[krazykidd]

The Harbringer. Every thing he says when taking over guys. Ugh, he's annoying.

Also:

"Stop right there, citizen"!

Wait, how did you know I stole that apple when it's hidden in my backpack? And what the hell are you doing with that sword? Wait, it was just an apple! Just an apple! (slices head off)

L , do you know? Gods of death love apples.

OT: Die monster , you do not belong in this world .

 

[MoosieMann]

"assuming control"
"assuming direct control"
"i know you feel this"
"my attacks will tear you apart"
I hated fighting Harbinger, not because he was hard, but because he just wouldn't shut up.

 

[ssgt splatter]

"Hey, listen!" Over and over again every...frickin'...time an enemy shows up.

 

[Barry93]

Pretty much anything from SC2

"We cannot hold!"
"You have not enough minerals!"
"You have not enough minerals!"
"You have not enough minerals!"
"Spawn more Overlords!"
"Spawn more Overlords!"
"Spawn more Overlords!"

 

[Pipsquid]

The "Get out of here STALKER" dude from the duty base in SOC

-"Get out of here STALKER"
-"Shut up"
-"Get out of here STALKER"
-"OK FINE" *walks out*
-"Get out of here STALKER"
-"WOULD YOU SHUT UP"
-"Get out of here STALKER"
-"fuck it"
*shoots him*
Duty turns on me, no previous saved games, have to start all over again.

 

[Ninjafire72]

"Jesus loves me, this I know. For the Bible tells me so!"
"FATHER! Why have you forsaken me?"
"Fly little moth! FLY!"
"Talk, talk talk, but in the end they've got nothing to offer to society."
"Are you as strong as my daddy? Not unless you visit a Gatherer's Garden you aren't!"
"Come back when you get some money, buddy!"
"You always prtect me from the monsters."

I guess it's pretty obvious what my favourite game is...

 

[crystalsnow]

Really? I am disappointed at how few people are saying "Hey, Listen!"

 

[Hasido]

*AHEM*


Testing...

Alright...

*Stalingtacticcough*

HEY! LISTEN!


actually its not that bad, more annoying would be the voice acting in some old game for the PC i can't remember. It was like they just picked people off the street and told them to emote incorrectly or something.

I kinda wish i remember what that was.

 

[manic_depressive13]

"Suffer mortals, as your pathetic magic BETRAAAAAAAAAAAAYS YOUUUUUUU."

 

[keideki]

"Souls, come unto me!"

Nightmare in Soul Caliber 2

"Job's finished"

SCV in Starcraft

Or pretty much any number of lines from starcraft...

I'll die for Auir
Gemme something to shoot

so on and so forth.. I will NEVER forget those lines.

 

[aescuder]

MGS:

"Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!!!"

and


"Hey shut up in there will ya!"

 

[Oracle144]

"This is the way!"

and

"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality!"

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

"Stop or I'll shoot!"
Spoken by storm troopers in JediKnight,Jedi Outcast, while shooting you.

Oh jesus, I forgot about the quotes in Jedi Knight. I had demo discs of Jedi Knight II and the expansion MoTS as a young lad, and I just played through them for nostalgia a while back. I'm still working my way through MoTS, but those stormtroopers... Every level on the demo discs featured stormtroopers as the only enemies.
I've been hearing the following for something like 11 years, if not more:
-"That's one less rebel"
-"This blaster's not full!"/"Set blasters on full!" (could never really figure that one out)
-"Did you hear something?"
-"*exclamation of pain*"/"*Death sounds*" (both imperial and rebel)
-"IMPERIAL TROOPS HAVE ENTERED THE BASE!" x2
-"You're not authorized in this area!"
-"There he is! Stop him!"
-"OOOOOoouhhahhhuhh" *Clattering* (I secretly love the sound they used for stormtrooper armor hitting the ground, it sounds like they're made of plastic)
-"He won't be giving us any more trouble..."


And don't even get me started on X-Wing. I made a blood pact with the techno-demon inhabiting my desktop to get this thing to run on Windows 7, and I have a habit of hitting the "Assign target to wingmen" key several times when I REALLY want something dead. If I've got more than one wingman, I hear the phrase "Roger, using designated target" something like 500 times within 30 seconds.