Annoyingly misused words?

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zombays

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"******" Nobody knows it's the definition of a bundle of sticks or a meatball stuffed with pork.
 

loc978

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arc1991 said:
EmileeElectro said:
People who use 'FML' for no real reason. I've seen...
Lost my make-up bag, want to cry, fml.
Not getting Subway tonight, fml.
Can't be bothered to go to work, fml.

And my favourite:
'I'm going out tonight :D fml!'
I don't think she knew what it meant, but didn't want to be left out.
FML means Fuck My Life :p

Don't ask how i know <.<
Isn't that the motto of enlisted US Marines?

and yes, that is spelled out in burning shit.
 

LittleWench1629

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Someone earlier mentioned using LOVE out of context and I partly agree with what they said.
Love shouldn't be cheaply thrown around but Love covers so much these days.
When using the word love, you should still use it with meaning; even if it is expressing your love for pizza.
The one thing I don't like about people using the word Love is when people say it to their partner/spouse on a whim. E.G "Love ya" at the end of a phone call.
If you're going to say it, take the time to say it properly and with love to give it some meaning.
 

uchi mata

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Wasn't language meant to evolve so old words will change they're meaning and new ones will be added. Isn't one of the reason's Latin consider a dead language because it doesn't.
 

PeePantz

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It's is a contraction for it is or it has.
Its is a possessive pronoun meaning, of it or belonging to it.

This one always irks me. The monster did not lose it's shoes, it lost its shoes.
 

Gamblerjoe

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Irony for sure!
Sympathy/Empathy (most people have them backwords)
Plethora

Owyn_Merrilin said:
OT: "I could care less" is annoying to me. As has been pointed out a great many times, you could care a great deal, and still be able to care less.
"I could care less" is sarcasm.
 

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So often you hear people use the word "electrocute" to mean "received a shock." I hear this so many places now, even here on the escapist by actual escapist writers with actual escapist editors. If anyone tells me they electrocuted themselves I am punching them in the face and running away screaming because they are the undead. Electrocute started as meaning "executing with electricity" (mixing electricity and execute) and latter came to mean any death by electricity. This makes sense. it makes no sense to use it to mean "shock" because we already have a word for that...shock. Or Zap. HATE HATE HATE.

Also this:
DiMono said:
"(something) begs the question 'what do we do now?'"
I would only add that "begging the question" is a logical fallacy, often used to make seemingly unassailable statements. It is important for people today to know what it actually is, because this fallacy is used so often.
 

Gamblerjoe

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zombays said:
"******" Nobody knows it's the definition of a bundle of sticks or a meatball stuffed with pork.
You'll appriciate this then.

A professional Mixed Martial Arts fighter, Michael Bisping, is at the checkpoint, about to get into the octagon for a fight. As they are applying vasoline to his face, the guy gets some of it in his eye by accident. Its a little bit of a debacle, and theres some stalling as he tries to get it out, but eventually he has to get into the octagon so they can get the show on the road.

After the fight, durring the post fight press conference, someone asked him about it. He was like: "I didnt want to look like a ******, like i didnt want to fight, but i had vasoline in my eye." UFC President, Dana White, instantly cut him off and said: "He didnt mean that!". Bisping was like: "Well, you know what i mean...". Dana responds: "Trust me, they dont."

I thought that whole exchange was funny, because his use was in holding the actual connotation of the word. Even though it is more or less a catch-all insult, the connotation is that it means lazy or incompetent.
 

Lilani

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Times. All throughout grade school, I wanted to throw large and heavy objects at people who would say things like "You times it by five, then you times it by four." It just blew my mind. How could they not realize how STUPID they sounded?
 

Hawkeye16

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This word gets misused quite EGREGIOUSLY:http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egregious
 

Zaverexus

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Hooray Grammar freak thread!!!
"Times'd" instead of "multiplied"
"Versed" as another form of "versus"
and people using "literally" when there is no figurative or alternate form of what they said and they just mean "seriously"

I HATE PEOPLE WHO BUTCHER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!
 

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LetoTheTyrant said:
Also, although this doesn't quite fit with OT I'm gonna include it anyway.

Winningest.
Is this real? Do people actually use that word?

I'm English, I've never heard that word used, or seen it before today. I sincerely hope I never hear it out loud, it's just awful!
 

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AjimboB said:

Seriously, I hate it when people don't know the meaning of irony as well.
according to my dictionary irony is pretty much the same as sarcasm i.e.
"a mockingly humorous use of words in which the intended meaning is the opposite of what is actually said"

So as far as i can tell seeing someone getting hit by a bus and saying how lucky would be irony

it is also apparently used "in a situation which seems to mock reasonable hopes"

and on-topic communism it does not mean a totalitarian dictatorship got it people

Also surely in most cases the most comman use of the word is the correct one which means i get annoyed when people try to dictionary definition me i mean come on language is not a written set of rules which never change and remains unchanged for thousaands of years
 
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Spacewolf said:
AjimboB said:

Seriously, I hate it when people don't know the meaning of irony as well.
according to my dictionary irony is pretty much the same as sarcasm i.e.
"a mockingly humorous use of words in which the intended meaning is the opposite of what is actually said"

So as far as i can tell seeing someone getting hit by a bus and saying how lucky would be irony

it is also apparently used "in a situation which seems to mock reasonable hopes"

and on-topic communism it does not mean a totalitarian dictatorship got it people
Irony is this.

 

Tanto-chan

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Eclectic Dreck said:
I am less annoyed by the misuse of words than by the routine mispronunciation of words.
I hear you there. I was in my acting 2 class the other day and one of my partners for the scene couldn't say masochism or mahjongg. Masochism sounded more like machismo and I don't even know what he was doing to mahjongg but it hurt my soul just a bit.
 

Lexodus

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WaysideMaze said:
LetoTheTyrant said:
Also, although this doesn't quite fit with OT I'm gonna include it anyway.

Winningest.
Is this real? Do people actually use that word?

I'm English, I've never heard that word used, or seen it before today. I sincerely hope I never hear it out loud, it's just awful!
I heard that word during the olympics when I was staying in a rental cottage in Wales. Long story short, my parents made me pay for the TV.