Sweet mother of God... A zombie Doctor would literally be the end of the universe... :O IT MUST NOT HAPPEN!!TimeLord said:
Another zombie attack in Florida
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Y'know, literally the first comment on that link to the story about a man getting high and biting another person is how "It's time to legalise weed, dumbasses". The solution to a man on drugs attacking another man is to make available more drugs, then we can have Bath Salts AND Reefer Madness on our hands!
Also, this must be having a pretty negative effect on the sale of those things you add to baths that make them more mineral rich.
Captcha: Boom Stick. Hells.Yes.
How's work coming along on that wall guys? We may have some time constraints.Daystar Clarion said:
Also, this must be having a pretty negative effect on the sale of those things you add to baths that make them more mineral rich.
Captcha: Boom Stick. Hells.Yes.
But at least if we do fall, we will still have some excellent quiz broadcasts.Daystar Clarion said:
well we Australians can stop worrying about a dingo eating our children and start worrying about naked strung out junkies consuming our young. yay
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are walking through the desert when they find a lamp. The Irishman picks it up and gives it a rub. A genie appears and gives the men a wish each.Daystar Clarion said:
The Irishman says "I want all the English out of Ireland. Send them back to England." The genie snaps his fingers and it is so.
The Englishman says "Well I want a wall built around England to deny all of our enemies the ability to harm us." The genie snaps his fingers and it is so.
The Scotsman looks at the genie and asks; "tell me about this wall."
The genie replies, "It is a mighty structure 20 meters thick and 3 kilometers high. It follows the coastline of England and its borders."
The Scotsman says "Fill it with water."
Australia is now deploying hatted sharks and hatted snakes in order to quell the outbreak. A secret hatted wedge-tailed eagle division is rumoured.
Ah ah ah.Bertylicious said:
I said the the British Isles.
You're being saved from the zombie invasion whether you like it or not.
Oh God damn it... If this keeps up, I'm gonna have to move to, say, Australia. I know a guy who has family there...
There was a report near my hometown that a 54 year old guy around 6am was on the roof of his home waving a shotgun and shouting.
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story/Police-Man-on-bath-salts-climbed-roof-waving/aAPY_nd9g02tlDKdfS5OlA.cspx
There it is. This is getting to be some entertaining stuff! I'm looking forward to the report of a whole bunch of people doing bath salts and then doing a 50 mile long DeeDee dance.
http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story/Police-Man-on-bath-salts-climbed-roof-waving/aAPY_nd9g02tlDKdfS5OlA.cspx
There it is. This is getting to be some entertaining stuff! I'm looking forward to the report of a whole bunch of people doing bath salts and then doing a 50 mile long DeeDee dance.
On an intresting note and kinda scary 
the drug that all these guys have taken is PCP.
In theory if scientists would work out what part of PCP it is that reacts within some people causing them to try and munch peoples faces off this could be a serious weapon.
On top of that, if you could then make this part of found in PCP, be passed on through blood or saliva this could really be a drug to cause the zombie apocolypse 28 days later style.
Although what would stop the zombies tearing eachother apart... you probably wouldn't get shamblin hordes so to speak.
the drug that all these guys have taken is PCP. In theory if scientists would work out what part of PCP it is that reacts within some people causing them to try and munch peoples faces off this could be a serious weapon.
On top of that, if you could then make this part of found in PCP, be passed on through blood or saliva this could really be a drug to cause the zombie apocolypse 28 days later style.
Although what would stop the zombies tearing eachother apart... you probably wouldn't get shamblin hordes so to speak.
NOooooo! I hate camping!Daystar Clarion said:
Can't I just shamble around, an abominable imitation of life person hungering for warm, moist, human flesh? I'd be well good at it and it wouldn't even be that big a change for me!
Well your profile says you're in Birmingham, so I assume you're already used to people acting that wayBertylicious said:
Hellooooo, I'm from Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurmingham.
Groi peeeeeeeaaaaaasssssDaystar Clarion said:Well your profile says you're in Birmingham, so I assume you're already used to people acting that wayBertylicious said:
Hellooooo, I'm from Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurmingham.
Yeah just thought I'd put this out there. Australia is further from the states and we're fucking huge. Even if the zombies get here, the bastards would have to be world class long distance sprinters to pose a threat. Don't even need a wall either, just walk into the bush and the drop bears will take care of the rest. Now if THEY decided to attack, well that would be different.Daystar Clarion said:
Sounds like they should be looking for whoever's selling - they're putting some crazy shit into those drugs if it's all happening in the same place.
Also zombies etc.
Also zombies etc.