Answer me these questions three.

[neonsword13-ops]

Pinkamena Diane Pie!

What's a swallow?

Ask Fluttershy, Pinky. She knows what a swallow is, most likely.

 

[Ultress]

Minako Aristo

To be the cutest savior ever

How ever far it wants to

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

What is your name?
Stef.

What is your quest?
Happiness.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Just let me cross the damn bridge pls.

 

[AzureRaven]

Dan.

Becoming a master chef. Chef, not chief.

Don't make me sick the rabbit on you.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

TheYellowCellPhone.

I seek the Holy Grail.

Blue. No GREEEEE-

 

[SilentCom]

Silent Com
To find the Holy Grail
An African Swallow or a European Swallow?

(I got the reference =P)

 

[FalloutJack]

{1} I are Jack.

{2} I seek the Holy GECK.

{3} *Shoots every bird out of the sky with a Vindicator* Zero.

{4} Green.

(This is also a Fallout reference, you see.)

 

[redisforever]

Red

To play more games

African or European?

 

[C95J]

Ah Monty Python, the greatest comedy group to ever walk the earth...
Is that reference just not obscure enough? Or should I feel bad for immediately recognising it as soon as I read the title?

EDIT: Your mother was a hamster!

 

[Ice Car]

Damon.
Go to college, get a job. That's it, basically. Hopefully a job I like.
Uh... Cake?

 

[Zeren]

Brian

To catch them all

There are four lights

 

[Shadow flame master]

Michael

To learn how to control fire

Before or after I sliced it in two

 

[Rawne1980]

I feel I should answer this with yet more Monty Python for the same film.

I shall answer your question if you fetch me ...... A SHRUBBERY.

 

[Kittz]

What is your name?

Ge'ne

What is your quest?

Sorry we ran out of money so we ended it with the police arresting our stars...

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

...but we were using pigeons? 2 of them... right?

EDIT: Bonus question - What is your favourite colour?

black... no PINK!

 

[vxicepickxv]

Name
Icepick
Quest
To brag about the desert bus goomba blanket
question thing
Slower than the speed of light in a vacuum

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Fuck Bastard McCoy

Get a crate of Stella and see where the night goes from there

42

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Gordon Freeman.

To regain my voice.

There are no swallows in this world. Only pigeons, seagulls, and crows. The future sure sounds like it sucks, right?

Orange! It's the color of my suit! No, wait, lime green! I like seeing it splattered across the wall in the form of the blood of my enemies.

 

[reecenolan]

I fart in your general direction
Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Sir Calvin!

To continue yet another atrocious Monty Python reference!

African or European?

Red!

 

[cyrrakarth]

1. Cyr

2. Get through college.

3. http://style.org/unladenswallow/

4. blue