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major28

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Sir shmoppy of Awesometon

To get to the town of Moonwellpass to find an herb for my dieing grandmother

I could't see how fast it was going, I was to busy casting FLARE
 

ComicsAreWeird

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1-Conan, the mighiest warrior ever!

2-His quest: to undo the spell of living stone cast upon his family by driving the evil serpent men back into another dimension and vanquishing their leader, the cruel wizard Wrath-A-Mon.

3-By Crom!I don´t know this!

Bonus answer- Red!The colour of BLOOOOOOD!!
 

Eggbert

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Name: Eddard Stark.
Quest: Figure out what the hell's going on in King's Landing.
Airspeed: The airspeed of a swallow has been a constant. Handed down from generation to generation. It is the law. It is immutable.
Colour: The grey that signifies that winter is coming.
 

Tiger Sora

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My name is Tiger Sora.

My quest is to defeat Advanced Wars 2.

Nothing if its dead.

And just to tell you, it's blue.
 

xXAsherahXx

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1. Dane Cook

2. To be even remotely funny and to stop ripping material

3. African or European?

4. Either green or purple.

OT: Not giving out my name, to produce a record, enough to carry a coconut, and still green or purple.
 

Lyiat

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Sir Galahad of Camelot

To Seek the Holy Grail

African or European?

Blue... no! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 

KarlMonster

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My name is Karl.

I seek to dominate the World. It's been a naughty, naughty world and must be punished with sex.
Alternatively I want to start my car with a 9v alkaline battery.

As fast as they damn well can, because if I catch them, they ARE going to be laden. See, I'll never get anywhere in my quest for World Domination if I don't get those spineless swallows to carry their fair share of the equipment. They can do their bit just like the rest of the animals. These turtles didn't object much to carrying the 50 ton weights, did they?

Uh.. blue... I guess?

...

...did I get it right?
 

Dorian6

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TheJesus89 said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA MONTY PYTHON

THAT EXISTED AND ITS OLD BUT IT'S SORTA FUNNY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All kidding aside, I'm really tired of this movie. It's not even THAT funny. I mean it definitely has it's really funny parts, but not as many as everybody said it did. Yahtzee said it best when he compared it to portal. No matter how funny it may originally be, it will never be close to as funny because of how many times a day you here "It's only a flesh wound!" or "the cake is a lie!".
Thank you for saving me the trouble of ranting about this.

I think I'll do it anyway.

OP: You know how when someone tells a joke over and over again, how it not only becomes unfunny, but with every telling your annoyance rises to the point where you just want to beat him with a cudgel? That's what you're doing!

Every time you quote Holy Grail on the internet, it erases an episode of Blackadder. That's how irritatingly un-funny it is. It has become an anti-meme. The ones who post it think it's hilarious, leaving the people with an actual sense of humor to shake their heads in disgust.

Quoting something popular does not make you funny, it doesn't make you clever. It retroactively ruins the movie the more you quote it. It's the anti-comedy
 

Sinclair Solutions

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Da Orky Man said:
What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

EDIT: Bonus question - What is your favourite colour?
Augustus Sinclair, Esq.

Fuck bitches, get money.

Going with or against the wind? Is it genetically modified?

Green, the color of money.
 

Dominic Burchnall

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My Name is Dominic of Lincolnshire.

My Quest is to leave this planet a better place than when I entered it.

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

Bonus Question: TARDIS blue.
 

Tonythion

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Wigglesworth

To insure people know that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Don't know I killed the swallow to stuff my pillows

Bonus Question: RED, like my nice red uniform.