Anti-trolling, Fantasy Style

[tiredinnuendo]

Man, that's like three down.

Do I win?

- J

 

[tiredinnuendo]

Rock on. Ding.

- J

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Thebobmaster searches for his former allies, looking for anyone who will assist in defending the sacred nature of the message boards.

 

[Larenxis]

It's not fun when it's scripted. The whole MGG thing was spur of the moment. That's what made it fun times.

Seconded!

 

[Hey Joe]

Quiet descended over the tavern, an ill wind was blowing. In the gloom and fog of the day, something was approaching. The floorboards creaked ominously as the brothers in arms looked at each other. The lanterns in the tavern went out at once, and they knew there was still more fight to be had.

In the darkness, they saw a green eye of fury and rage peer through the floorboards beneath them. Something was down there, and it wanted to come up to their level. Suddenly, a crash and the beast was amongst them, uninvited and unwanted. A moment of calm came upon this place, before the storm raged.

"Da Eldar Skrolls: Obliovn is a wiked AWESOM gam.The 1st ting I seen waz a dungen n' shit. I LIKE MARMALADE! All of suddn thiz old geezer came. up to me nd said sum stuff but I waz all lik 'OMG! DATS' THE STAR TREK GUY LOL!!!!1' nd then I tottal killed some rast! they died ROFL! nyhow suddeny these guyz in clocks came. nd tried to kill DA EMPORER! and I waz all like 'WHY DUNT UZ GO BAK TO UR HATE HOLES TO MASTURBATE COS WEN YOO LOOK THERE THRERE IS NUTHING! ROFL! YOU SUXORS LIKE MARMALADE...OR UR MUM ROFL LOL!!!!1' In CoKlusion, dis game is the shiznit. The cak is a lie ROFL"

Why had this creature come? Why had an alliance of trolls attacked this quiet tavern, and why was the winter so cold? These questions would go unanswered for now, because this time, was the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.

 

[Fire Daemon]

I can DM (or troll master) if you want. I've never actually played DnD before yet alone DM but I think I know how I could make this work. having someone play both the good guys and the bad guys is equal to watching someome talk to himself.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I can DM (or troll master) if you want. I've never actually played DnD before yet alone DM but I think I know how I could make this work. having someone play both the good guys and the bad guys is equal to watching someome talk to himself.

That would be better, make it a bit more spur of the moment. The way it's going now is just...dull.

 

[Larenxis]

After my play opens, I'll have more spare time. Perhaps I'll set up a campaign and try out DMing here on the internets?

 

[John Galt]

If this takes off, I call cleric. I've got my +3 Hammer of Troll-Smacking along with an assortment of less-than holy healing spells, including the "Healing Shiv" for fans of 8-bit Theatre.

 

[Larenxis]

Go to www.giantitp.com
Order of the Stick webcomic and forums that do play-by-post D&D. Even has an HTML dice roller that works really well. You get screwed by it so much it feels like a real d20.

But then I'd have to make all new friends. The goal was to do it here. My friend uses a fancy online character sheet system I think I'll look into, but I think I'd just use real dice. Also, I love that webcomic; I've been reading it for a while.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

I can play devil's advocate, since truly a bonfire has no purpose without the wood.

Note: I'm really, really bad at typing poorly. Here goes...

OMGz you all are such fucken lusers RP is for fagz and fags like you should not be doing this hear! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY THEN SHUT UP AND DON'T READ IT!!!! YOUR MOTHERS ARE ALL WISHING THE EBORTED YOU SO YOU WOULDNT EMBAREASS THEM FOR BEING SO RETARDS ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS!!! JUST LEAVE IF YOU CANT UNDERSTAND THINGS!

- J

Heheh.. eborted...nice.
'A troll!' shouted the dark eyed wench as the door flew into the room with a splintering crash.
One small man with an eager gleam in his eye stood and pulled his heavy axe from his belt, "A troll? No. Just a lamb finding it's own way to slaughter."
The man then fell upon his own axe in a sudden fit of dispair at his own cheesy-ness. The head driving deep into his chest to the haft. He then crawled bleeding, gasping, undone; to grasp at the hem of the dark eyed wench.
His last shuddering breath used to utter the words, "Th..this is why I never..never became...an author."

Ok, that made me laugh.

If this actually somehow works... rogue!! (with my deadly traps of subtle rhetoric and sarcasm)

 

[teh0riginalb00n]

blarg i is teh supa troll laird wat iz scottish

 

[Erana]

This RP needs a token set of boobs, so I'll volunteer! Since John Galt called cleric, I shall be the character who pretty much can only do healing and supportive magic. I think I'll wait 'till there's a better time for me to join in, however.

 

[josh797]

hehe shotty on theif. with my shiv of sharp wit!

 

[Larenxis]

This RP needs a token set of boobs, so I'll volunteer!

Damn, do I have to cut these off?

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Druid, perhaps? I can cast Fiery Invective, shapeshift into Feminist and thereby perform Analysis and Differing Perspective attacks, and for support spells I can Validate Point, Deflect Ad Hominem, and Return to Original Topic. I also have a +4 Staff of Extended Analogy.

 

[Necrohydra]

I'll be the bard! I'll reiterate and back-up everyone's valid point, then run away and hide the minute the beast so much LOOKS at me! Perhaps sing the ballad of the moderator as well.

My instrument? +2 Harmonica of Redundancy

Seriously, I'd enjoy getting into a RP thread.