Anti-trolling, Fantasy Style

[Apone]

I may pop in later as the time comes to play "throws himself at monster whilst quoting snappy one liners character."
Good luck troll slaying.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Gah, I don't know D&D properly, I was only trying to be cool in the last thread.

Quickly, someone suggest a gun-toting, whisky-drinking cowboy type character I can use. And then give me a brief summary of the rules. All I've got to go on are the D&D adverts that Adam Philips did (I'm a monster, RAAAAAAR!!)

Sounds like you want to play Jayne, but that would be the Firefly RPG. I'm not sure how such a crossover would work.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

If we do this in rhyme it'll quickly get hard
But it'll surely vanquish the grammatical 'tards
The main problem I see is telling the story in verse
As in an RP you don't get to rehearse

Truly we'd need a Dungeon Master most skilled
Or this infernal poetry will get us all killed.

 

[Melty Blood]

Gah, I don't know D&D properly, I was only trying to be cool in the last thread.

I'm in the same boat. Nevertheless, I wanna play too.

 

[Anarchemitis]

All of a sudden, a troll teleported in using super-awesome magic with the sound of "All your base". His speech was incomprehinsible. For the most part, it was ignored, until he 'sploded and revealed a new +20 Style Fedora.

 

[Copter400]

I've been itching for an opportunity to use my Lvl. 9 Press Junketeer Mage.

"Copter leaped into the air, a glowing nimbus in each hand. He muttered the holy words, casting his Trollbane spell - an excellent tool for combat with Adelfried Trolls.

'Taste my holy fire, foul beast!' he yelled, ever launching arcane bolts at the monster."