Thebobmaster, seeing his old allies gather once again, joins them, pulling out his tome of The Glass Menagerie and reads aloud.
Anti-trolling, Fantasy Style
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*Not entirely sure who the group is fighting, Galt decides to 'heal' Darth Mobius and go back to reading Heinlein. The troll spots our hero in the midst of his reading and tries to eat the book. He rolls a 20, book is eaten and Galt is left with only his trusty shiv for defense.*
"Have at ye, foul knave!"
"Have at ye, foul knave!"
Thebobmaster sees the troll swing at him. Before he can dodge, the claws of l33t speak gash his chest. As he sinks to the ground, he continues to read aloud in a failing voice.
Mshcherbatskaya quickly tears pages from The Left Hand of Darkness, bandages the bobmaster's wound, and pulls out T.S. Eliot's Book of Practical Lolcats, preparing to counter the 4chan ritual.
"april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has.
april in ur memoriez, making ur desire.
spring rain in ur dull rootzes."
The troll pauses, confused. This one speaks his language and yet the words resonate with a deeper meaning. Mshcherbatskaya wishes her name was easier to type and presses on.
"PH34R in a handful of dust - let me show you it."
Realizing too late that he has been tricked, the troll fails his saving throw and the 4chan ritual returns nothing but Photobucket errors.
"april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has.
april in ur memoriez, making ur desire.
spring rain in ur dull rootzes."
The troll pauses, confused. This one speaks his language and yet the words resonate with a deeper meaning. Mshcherbatskaya wishes her name was easier to type and presses on.
"PH34R in a handful of dust - let me show you it."
Realizing too late that he has been tricked, the troll fails his saving throw and the 4chan ritual returns nothing but Photobucket errors.
(out of character) I wanna be the guy who joins later!!!the weird spellcaster dude with a dark and unknown past...until then il play as a troll (in character)
OMG ddi yuo see htat guy on HAOL OMG! eh is soo UBERL33T in haol 2 he is da SHITE OMG DANM TYPOS1!!!1
(out of character) for the record if Ben croshaw came in here he could kill anyone instantly with his 100+ videos of complete pwnage. Also if you enjoy forum madness I suggest you check out this site http://www.forumwarz.com/
OMG ddi yuo see htat guy on HAOL OMG! eh is soo UBERL33T in haol 2 he is da SHITE OMG DANM TYPOS1!!!1
(out of character) for the record if Ben croshaw came in here he could kill anyone instantly with his 100+ videos of complete pwnage. Also if you enjoy forum madness I suggest you check out this site http://www.forumwarz.com/
Knight Templar watches as the troll prepares to crush the fort with Galt inside.
"Hay" he yells distracting the troll with talk of its homeland, "what's your Xbox live gamer tag"
The beast turns only to be petrified by a mace of lengthy post.
"It will get around it soon" Templar shouts before starting the rite of month long ban.
"Hay" he yells distracting the troll with talk of its homeland, "what's your Xbox live gamer tag"
The beast turns only to be petrified by a mace of lengthy post.
"It will get around it soon" Templar shouts before starting the rite of month long ban.
"Dammit! It's brought along a 'bot!" cried Mshcherbatskaya. Summoning a Rain Elemental, she engulfed it in a cloud of Utter Disinterest and watched as it began to fall into rust.
