Any Videogame character

[kwagamon]

Jim Raynor. He is definitely one of the definitive gaming badasses to me (I mean, dude carries a regular everyday plain old revolver around with him as a space marine. Come on, that's some badass points right there alone!), and he's genuinely awesome while still acting like a freaking person.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

snip

poison has a wang btw
anyways like said those who looks like women or atleast feminine

Buy she has breasts... o_0...

Anyway...

I'd screw Leon, you'd screw Leon (even though you don't admit it), we all would, and that's something you need to come to respect, it's just the natural order of things... Like how no one actually, really dislikes Die Hard...

 

[el_kabong]

Leon Kennedy.

Spoiler

Because he is pure congealed awesome. If you say you wouldn't tap dat, you're lying...

I'd double tap that, if you get my meaning.

On that note, Captain Price. Sure I'd get killed on board a German warship, or shot by a Russian terrorist or whatever the fuck happened after I stopped buying CoD games, but it'd be worth it to wear that glorious moustache.

Captain Price continues to live and be an eternal badass.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Oh that's simple. Gaige from Borderlands 2. i get a robotic arm, a protecting death-trap bot and I get to vault hunt! i'd also Hide behind Axton

 

[someonehairy-ish]

My main character in Skyrim. Dude's bringin' down dragons with one shot and he has a gazillion gold to spend.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Batman from Batman Arkham Asylum or City. If you can ever choose to be anyone, always choose Batman

I'd go nightwing.

You get to be the awesome-er version of batman, AND you can shag starfire.
Yes, I am a shallow ************, but come on, wouldn't you?

 

[Lt._nefarious]

snip

poison has a wang btw
anyways like said those who looks like women or atleast feminine

Buy she has breasts... o_0...

Anyway...

I'd screw Leon, you'd screw Leon (even though you don't admit it), we all would, and that's something you need to come to respect, it's just the natural order of things... Like how no one actually, really dislikes Die Hard..

i have no feelings towards die hard
and its called a transgender person, they exist
and i would not have sex with leon

You'd fuck Leon... Hey, hands up who here would willingly have intimate relations with Leon Kennedy? See, everyone...

And, I'm sorry but Poison doesn't look transgender (it's cause she's a video game character... Shut up brain, I didn't ask you).

AND NO STRONG FEELINGS TOWARDS DIE HARD!?!? Die Hard is... Is... Nevermind, once I open the Die Hard gate I can't close it...

Anyhow, in closing, I know that if Leon Kennedy approached you and offered to have kinky sex with you, you'd say yes...

I mean, you'd at least join a kinky threesome between him and Helena, right?

Am I taking this too far? I feel I should stop pestering you soon..

 

[Lt._nefarious]

snip

poison has a wang btw
anyways like said those who looks like women or atleast feminine

Buy she has breasts... o_0...

Anyway...

I'd screw Leon, you'd screw Leon (even though you don't admit it), we all would, and that's something you need to come to respect, it's just the natural order of things... Like how no one actually, really dislikes Die Hard..

i have no feelings towards die hard
and its called a transgender person, they exist
and i would not have sex with leon

You'd fuck Leon... Hey, hands up who here would willingly have intimate relations with Leon Kennedy? See, everyone...

And, I'm sorry but Poison doesn't look transgender (it's cause she's a video game character... Shut up brain, I didn't ask you).

AND NO STRONG FEELINGS TOWARDS DIE HARD!?!? Die Hard is... Is... Nevermind, once I open the Die Hard gate I can't close it...

Anyhow, in closing, I know that if Leon Kennedy approached you and offered to have kinky sex with you, you'd say yes...

I mean, you'd at least join a kinky threesome between him and Helena, right?

Am I taking this too far? I feel I should stop pestering you soon..

id say no, go shoot a zombie
you have a job you degenerate

Ah, but it's a celebration shagging as Leon and Helena have just defeated Umbrella... I mean, how else are they gonna pass their time on the heli ride back...

What if it were Ada? or Sheva? Maybe Sherry?

Wait, what if Leon wore his pirate outfit?

Spoiler

 

[Lt._nefarious]

snip

poison has a wang btw
anyways like said those who looks like women or atleast feminine

Buy she has breasts... o_0...

Anyway...

I'd screw Leon, you'd screw Leon (even though you don't admit it), we all would, and that's something you need to come to respect, it's just the natural order of things... Like how no one actually, really dislikes Die Hard..

i have no feelings towards die hard
and its called a transgender person, they exist
and i would not have sex with leon

You'd fuck Leon... Hey, hands up who here would willingly have intimate relations with Leon Kennedy? See, everyone...

And, I'm sorry but Poison doesn't look transgender (it's cause she's a video game character... Shut up brain, I didn't ask you).

AND NO STRONG FEELINGS TOWARDS DIE HARD!?!? Die Hard is... Is... Nevermind, once I open the Die Hard gate I can't close it...

Anyhow, in closing, I know that if Leon Kennedy approached you and offered to have kinky sex with you, you'd say yes...

I mean, you'd at least join a kinky threesome between him and Helena, right?

Am I taking this too far? I feel I should stop pestering you soon..

id say no, go shoot a zombie
you have a job you degenerate

Ah, but it's a celebration shagging as Leon and Helena have just defeated Umbrella... I mean, how else are they gonna pass their time on the heli ride back...

What if it were Ada? or Sheva? Maybe Sherry?

Wait, what if Leon wore his pirate outfit?

Spoiler

umbrella is never defeated, and wesker's legacy lives on
im not doing anyone from the re series

But then you'll never get to taste a Jill Sandwich.....

Okay, I'm sensing you want me to stop, so this'll be my last one...

[sub]or will it?![/sub]

 

[omega 616]

Mr. I-don't-know-whether-to-wear-a-hoody-or-a-jacket-so-I-will-wear-both Alex mercer.

Can make yourself look like another person, okay you have to consume them first but being an undercover cop or spy would be easy as fuck!

Can run up walls, change my arms to be different things, cover myself in armor, glide really far ... what more could you want?

 

[BlueKenja]

Hmm, Ral Zareek or Sorin Markov from MtG, Ral cause blue/red is my real life personality pretty much or Sorin for the eternal youth and hair.

From more traditional video games...probably one of the true rune bearers from Suikoden, thinking maybe Luc or The Prince.

Or the Demi-Fiend of course, but that goes without saying