Any words that you simply CANNOT speak.

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Sargonza

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Miscellany always gets me. I know how to pronounce miscellaneous, but miscellany always makes me stop and make flargle noises
 
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StBishop said:
The Virgo said:
A word that I simply can't speak? How about the full name of the protein Titin? It's 189,819 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT'S RIGHT, 189,819 LETTERS! I dare anyone to try and recite the full name. As the video shows, even with it being said at a rapid pace, the video is STILL over eight minutes long.


/thread forever
Fuck that shit.

I can't think of any words I'm unable to pronounce. Although I'm sure that there are some which I mispronounce due to having read them and never hearing them.
basically this, up until second grade i pronounced "genre" as "jen-urr" as i had never heard the word pronounced out loud, and my teacher heard me say it and was like "uh...what..? what the heck are you trying to say?" so i wrote it on the board and she goes "pfftt, that?" and continues to pronounce it. otherwise i have basically always said things as they go, i was a boss at spelling back in the day so it comes naturally for the most part.
 

Extra-Ordinary

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I thought you meant words your morals prohibit you from saying.... :p

Anyway, I don't think there's a word I can't say. I mean there might be but I haven't run into it yet. But the name of that Welsh village in the UK is a bit of a challenge. :p
I was with you with the "morals" thing. Because beside from any religious or philisophical things, You will have to hold a gun to my head before I say "the Beatles s**k." I refuse to complete that satement in any way, size, shape, or form.

Anyway. Pretty much all of the words that people have posted that are more than 20 letters sums it up for me.
 

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I once knew someone who couldn't say "philosopher". Alway came out something like "philofofer". I have a few of my own, but none of them are in english. Except perhaps a few absurdly long scientific which I would never need to say in conversation anyway.
 

Judgedread

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I have a friend who pronounces Tomahawk as Tommy-hawk, doesnt matter how many times he is corrected. You wouldn't think it would be annoying untill you play a few games of Black Ops with him...
 

Jaime_Wolf

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shrekfan246 said:
Jaime_Wolf said:
I have yet to find the word that I can't pronounce if we're looking at my dialect/language specifically. Naturally, there are a lot of words in foreign languages that I have difficulty with (FUCK languages with contrastive aspiration).

But if we're speaking inter-dialectally, allow me to offer some fun ones that should hold for quite a few of you:
Can you pronounce a difference between pin and pen?
Between caught and cot?
What about line and loin?
Mare and mayor?
"Caught v. Cot" and "Mare v. Mayor" sound alike in my particular New Englander dialect.

OT: Hm. I can't think of many relatively common words that I can't pronounce (Meaning words like "Hippopatomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" are out, although I can pronounce that particular one), though I'm sure all of the "proper" British people would have issues with some of my pronunciations simply based on being an American.

However, dialects abound, and so some words don't come out sounding quite as phonetic as they might in a different accent. Most words with t's in them have the t muted. Take "muted", for instance. It comes out as "mew-did". Now, I do know the proper enunciation and can speak that way, but it's simply not natural for my dialect. The muddled enunciation also makes it fun when phrases like "Deus Ex" are put into conversation - Everyone always seems to hear "Day O' Sex". I mean, really? Do I have to put a full stop between the two words just to get the proper enunciation so people don't mistake that?
The flapped intervocalic t and d are systematic dialectal phonological changes. It isn't a "lack of enunciation" and pronouncing them as stops isn't "proper enunciation". These are sociological myths. If you were pronouncing them "fully", you would actually be mispronouncing the words given your dialect.

And the Deus Ex thing is just normal syllabification. Moving the s to the onset of the second syllable is a natural tendency in every human language.

Our horrible language education (by which I mean roughly everyone's - I don't know of anywhere that they do a good job) continues to convince people that they're wrong with absolutely no linguistic justification.
 

Jaime_Wolf

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EverythingIncredible said:
Jaime_Wolf said:
I have yet to find the word that I can't pronounce if we're looking at my dialect/language specifically. Naturally, there are a lot of words in foreign languages that I have difficulty with (FUCK languages with contrastive aspiration).

But if we're speaking inter-dialectally, allow me to offer some fun ones that should hold for quite a few of you:
Can you pronounce a difference between pin and pen?
Between caught and cot?
What about line and loin?
Mare and mayor?
I had absolutely no trouble with them.

Must be an accent thing. Because those were way too easy for me.
Yes, that's the issue. In a lot of regions (different for each one of course), the two vowels in the words have merged into one, typically both in production and perception. I say "cot" and "caught" the same way, and if you used the word "cot" in a sentence and it wasn't clear from the context, I would have no idea whether you mean "cot" or "caught", even though you actually do pronounce them differently. The fact that you find them so easy is what's so fun about them - to you these are unbelievably simple. To me, distinguishing "cot" and "caught" in someone without the merger takes intense concentration and usually substantial practice.

I don't have either of the other two mergers though and it's very possible that you're from somewhere without any of the three - though there are quite a few more mergers and splits.
 

Zantos

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I often struggle with Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

And Lagrangian, I have a nasty habit of pronouncing all the gs as gs rather than the french pronunciation on the second one. Although I have come to prefer it that way. Also Euler, I say it how it's spelt.
 

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Kheapathic said:
TrilbyWill said:
Kheapathic said:
I simply cannot say the word synonym. It always comes out as if I'm saying cinnamon. I know the difference, but I can't get it.
if i were you, i'd be fucked because i cant say cinnamon. i always say cimanin (simanin? who cares, notta word).
Oh I already am, I'm an English major and can't even get that right. One of my professors was irate with my inability to say it properly. I had to explain I know the spelling, definition and everything else about the two different words, I just can't say it.

The Virgo said:
A word that I simply can't speak? How about the full name of the protein Titin? It's 189,819 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT'S RIGHT, 189,819 LETTERS! I dare anyone to try and recite the full name. As the video shows, even with it being said at a rapid pace, the video is STILL over eight minutes long.


/thread forever
I almost want to say; "You're making that up."
Snip. i though exactly the same thing i am 1 minute 44 seconds in, i feel they are taking the piss.
 

Somebloke

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Xkcd? :9

Most of anything that ends with "..ged", such as: "fledged" or "encouraged". All those "dzj'D!" or "tsh'T!" sudden stops really twists my poor tounge.

With "alleged", at least I can voice that last "e". :)
 

Mestraal

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'Th' sound doesn't come easily to me, at all. Comes out as 'f', much to the confusion of many. Should I try to overthink it and say, for example, 'three' it comes out as 'ter-ree'.
 

Crimson Butterfly

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I can't recall any words that I've never managed to get my tongue around but my manager seems to have an inability to pronounce the letter 'H' at the begging of a word. She can't even spell these words correctly.

Example:

Mr Hedge becomes Mr Edge.

Or

"Our depot as one." instead of "..has one."

In case anyone is wondering the woman is Nottingham born and bread. I've never noticed this trait in anyone else from these parts. I know some slang drops this letter but this seems like she actually can't make the letter sound rather than just lazy linguistics.

Also, coming from Scotland my home land and nationality are brought up on occassion. According to her, even after numerous corrections, I am a "Scotch" person and I come from Scochland. She's quite capable of saying the name 'Scott' however.

I'm baffled. o_O
 

SeeIn2D

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The Virgo said:
A word that I simply can't speak? How about the full name of the protein Titin? It's 189,819 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT'S RIGHT, 189,819 LETTERS! I dare anyone to try and recite the full name. As the video shows, even with it being said at a rapid pace, the video is STILL over eight minutes long.


/thread forever
Thats a verbal formula, not technically an actual word.

Anyways OT, there aren't any words that I really can't say ever, but there are a few that are the most common for me to get tripped up on. 'Shetland sheepdog', I have two of these but sometimes when people ask what kinds of dogs they are I stumble on the words. 'Personification' is another I get tripped on more often than most words but still I usually don't have trouble with it unless I'm having "one of those days".
 

TyrantGanado

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I've noticed that I've recently began pronouncing 'hour' as 'uurr' since moving to Dundee.

On a related note, my mum can't say the word 'burglar' without getting tongue tied.
 

shrekfan246

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Jaime_Wolf said:
The flapped intervocalic t and d are systematic dialectal phonological changes. It isn't a "lack of enunciation" and pronouncing them as stops isn't "proper enunciation". These are sociological myths. If you were pronouncing them "fully", you would actually be mispronouncing the words given your dialect.

And the Deus Ex thing is just normal syllabification. Moving the s to the onset of the second syllable is a natural tendency in every human language.

Our horrible language education (by which I mean roughly everyone's - I don't know of anywhere that they do a good job) continues to convince people that they're wrong with absolutely no linguistic justification.
Assuming you're being serious, then I feel the need to explicitly state that apart from the actual pronunciation of words in my dialect, I was mostly being facetious. I don't believe there is such a thing as "proper" pronunciation, because there are far too many different dialects and accents. Even in America alone. If I went down to Louisiana, I could guarantee that it would only take about an hour, maybe two, of talking to locals before I would run into a word being used a way I had never heard before.

However, I never really pass up the opportunity to learn something new, in this case the "systematic dialectal phonological change" part, so I thank you for that.