Any words that you simply CANNOT speak.

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Nickompoop

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"Facetious"
It always comes out as "fash ish ish". This made is made worse by the fact that I'm an English major. I should be able to talk English correctly.
 

TheGreatKlaid

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My dad has all kinds of problems he can't say aluminum. I can't say words with l's that come of nowhere like particulary.
 

artanis_neravar

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troyrich said:
I used to find it impossible to say innovative.. but i recently managed it somehow :p

Can;t say Anenome though (probably spelt wrong.. its the plant that Nemo lives in!) whenever i try i just get this stammer An...an...a...an...anena...fuckit!
Once I read "its the plant that Nemo lives in!" I tried to pronounce it and ended up with exactly the same stammer you got, which is usually how I get through words I can't pronounce, along with words I can pronounce but am trying to be cute about
 

SovietX

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Sometimes I saw my R's like W's.

It's not that bad and it only happens a few times, mainly when im busy or trying to multitask.
 

stvncpr236

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I personally don't have any issues with common words, in fact most words (even complex ones) I can get when I take my time. Although I have had some rather embarrassing slip-ups particularly when I'm nervous or hyper. However I do have a friend who miss pronounces quite a few things, some of my favourites are: Weapon (he pronounces it as weapond) and Jason Statham, )he pronounces it Jaton Staton). I just laugh every time I hear it. Yell at him sometimes depending on my mood.
 

Canadamus Prime

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troyrich said:
Can;t say Anenome though (probably spelt wrong.. its the plant that Nemo lives in!) whenever i try i just get this stammer An...an...a...an...anena...fuckit!
Really? I always just pronounce it like "an enemy" except all one word.
 
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interesting for me always comes out instrasting, no matter how much i say it, and in the words prodigy and tradegy i always gett the g and d mixed up and end up saying, "progidy" or "tradigy
 

floppylobster

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I have trouble with thesaurus. And when I was younger I could not pronounce 'hospital' for some odd reason. I remember working out that I was trying to say the syllables out of order hos-tal-pil so it always came out funny, like hostapiddle. I should have charged myself for speech therapy on that one.

Since some other people are talking about strange pronunciations, I've noticed a lot of Americans like to pronounce 'forward' as 'foward'. I'm hearing it on a lot of TV programmes. Or should I say programs?
 
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mastermerrick said:
I can't seem to say "horror" right. It always comes out as "whore."
Hahaha, same here. Its also hard for me to say 'Hyperbole'
I always thought it was hilarious how my girlfriend cant say 'smooth' it always comes out as 'smoove' although she is black....so thats excused I guess
 

Aenir

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Three. It comes out like "free". I have no trouble with "th" in any other word, and I've had this problem since kindergarten. With context you can understand it, but lots of people point it out just to annoy me.
 

Princess_Dee

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redisforever said:
Princess_Dee said:
Rural.
I have so much trouble with it. And after a few failed attempts at correcting myself it comes out "RURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL."

Also ***sin***
The Russian word for son. "Sin" But draw the tongue back. "Selyn." "Scene." "Seehn."
Bah!! Minya eta ne nravitsa....
I just want to correct you. The grammatically correct version would be "Mne eta ne nravitsa."

OT: Anything scientific. I just give up after the first 3 letters.
Well do forgive me....
I can't spell in English in Russian.
For Russian in English....
While English under Russian?
Fuck the prepositions....pisdyets...
 

Nouw

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I used to be hopeless at saying 'sfumato.' Saying it all year[sub]my teacher loved Da Vinci[/sub]helped though. At one hilarious time, I kept saying 'sfu,fu,sfu' for a minute.
 

dave1004

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Almost anything with f**king R's.

Girls, Terran, Burlap, etc, etc. Stupid speech impediment.

Every once in a while, my Tourette's Syndrome makes it so I can't say or thing a certain word. It could be anything from "Acceptable" to "Motivational", two of the most common.
 

RedDeadFred

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No one in my family can say Sudoku properly except for me. This annoys me for some reason even though I've never even played the game.
They always pronounce it: sudooko.
 

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None that I know of for me, but one girl I know can't say 'squirrel'.

It's quite cute, comes out like 'Sqruiwoo'