Anyone here have a gaming mantra?

[the protaginist]

Oh yes, gaming mantra's. I've noticed that, for me, the longer I'm playing the same game, the stranger mine get. Here's a couple examples from the other night:

9:00PM quote: "Holy Shit, did that work??"

9:30PM quote: "Can Your head catch a bullet? Let's Find Out!"

10:00PM quote: "EPIC FLANKING MANUEVERRRRR!" (Imagine that being shouted by Brian Blessed.)

11:00PM quote: "I AM NOT A CROOK!" (said in a Nixon voice.)

Midnight quote: "IN THE NAME OF THE OVER-TREEEEE!"

That all actually happened. I have no idea where these things come from.

Oh, and when I die, I usually say something to the effect of "No, I'm pretty sure I got him. This Ref sucks."

 

[AxiomaticRanger]

I don't usually say anything before the kill, as I'm usually trying to stay alive long enough, but sometimes I'll let out a "Come on in, f*ckers, come on it to Ol' Painless" if I'm camping.

 

[Meridian]

"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"

Okay yeah I got nothing, but that thing still cracks me up every time.

Cracked me as well. Here, have an Internets.

 

[Lyndraco]

"Suck it, Blue" A Red Vs Blue reference from ages ago, but for some reason it stuck.

 

[kidigus]

When exicuting a stealth kill I often, jump out, say "Morning!", then apply whatever attack I had planed.

 

[Littlee300]

EAT ME LEAD!!!!

 

[Ramen n' MaltLiquor]

When I play the thief games I'm deadly silent almost as if I'm afraid they will hear me on the other side of the monitor

I've been playing a lot of fallout3 recently and finding myself holding a running conversation with Dogmeat much like one would while walking their dog IRL

other than that it's just an endless stream of obscenities slurs and epithets which is funny because I don't speak that way unless I'm playing a game

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

Keep on gaming!

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I'll talk to my game sometimes but it's never something that I parrot like that. An example is when I played the no russian mission in MW2 I said out loud "hey look! people in an airport!" and then the split second I finished that statement I violently pumped lead into everyone onscreen.

 

[Ramen n' MaltLiquor]

My mantra is this: "if you're dying, you're not doing it wrong, you just don't have epic enough music. If Guilty Gear doesn't work, use BlazBlue. If BlazBlue doesn't work, use Kamelot. If Kamelot doesn't work, use Nightwish. If Nightwish doesn't work....the only solution is DragonForce."

When playing on god mode and dragonforce isn't cutting it might I suggest Kivimetsan druidi

 

[vector13578]

I normally start personifying my car/weapon/etc so I'll say things like "Come on baby, we can do this" and if I'm actually doing well "HA HA take that (insert obscenity here)" very, VERY loudly.

 

[KaiserBear]

I often shout "For Science!!" before commencing an attack (or an uber/kritz).

 

[MiracleOfSound]

No mantra really, but most of my characters are called Asscunt.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I channel the unreal tournament announcer(MMMMMMonster KILL)

 

[S.R.S.]

BOOM Headshot: either in the FPS Doug or TF2 sniper voice.

 

[Beartrucci]

I'm usually spewing out a lethal string of swear words in situations like these.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Random crap that just pops out my mouth.
Some of the more frequent ones:
*I would like to pre-emptively apologise for my abuse of the exclimation point*
(retarded marine voice) git sum, baby, GIT SUM!
HEADSHOT!!!!(in the announcer's voice)
My only regret is that you didn't die sooner
Hi, I hope you are enjoying the delightful interface between my knife and YOUR FACE!!!(in CoD MW2)
BOOM, HEADSHOT!! (like FPS doug)
Splat
Wham
Tac knife this!
They're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!! (Ok, so I ripped off the demoman, who doesn't?)
More later

 

[Sleekgiant]

any of the lines from rogue warrior,"Trick or Treat M***********"

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I just scream like I'm going Super Saiyan or something.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(It starts around 1:00 or so)