Apologize on behalf of your country
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Netherlands: Sorry for creating New Amsterdam in America and then selling it to the English and turning it into (eventually) modern-day New York.
I, in behalf of Mexico, apologize for all the brutal murdering that have been happening in the country, for the psychological problems we cause to people and for getting the drugs to your country. Oh, and for making mostly crappy music (with the exception of a deathcore band).
Eyjafjallajökuls eruption is natures fault, not Iceland's. Apologizing for the volcano would mean that I was apologizing for the entire earth. And I'm only supposed to do my country.El Poncho said:What about your volcano!
Don't you feel sorry for this guy:
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Yeah... uhm.... that whole World War thing.... really sorry, definitly our bad.
But you know how it is, right ?
You sit at home, it´s getting late, you´re bored and there is nothing on the TV, so you kind of do a tiny bit of invading.
And you tell yourself "Hey, I can stop anytime I want. I have this thing totally under control." and the next thing you know, it´s 3am in the morning, you´re wearing really shitty leather clothing and try annihilating entire ethnic groups because "They kind of looked at you funny.".
But you know how it is, right ?
You sit at home, it´s getting late, you´re bored and there is nothing on the TV, so you kind of do a tiny bit of invading.
And you tell yourself "Hey, I can stop anytime I want. I have this thing totally under control." and the next thing you know, it´s 3am in the morning, you´re wearing really shitty leather clothing and try annihilating entire ethnic groups because "They kind of looked at you funny.".
america- sorry about invading countries for reasons we forget, losing aforementioned wars/ forgetting about them, and all around pretending we're still the big heroes from WWI/WWII.
also we're sorry for the illiterate beings that populate bottom half of our country.
and mcdonalds.
also we're sorry for the illiterate beings that populate bottom half of our country.
and mcdonalds.
That actually seems like my vision of a perfect country. Why should someone say sorry of that?Lord Wafflemire said:
England: Sorry, America, for giving birth to you. Your sister Canada is so well behaved, why can't you be like her? She doesn't beat people up for their toys
(satirical joke)
I am also sorry for the West's treatment of Russia. You guys have helped us out a lot over the years, and we make you the bad guys in everything. Heres to a future where we can put aside the differences and accept the sexy 22 year old nuclear scientists james Bond assures me your country is filled with
I also apologise for being able to swap intermitently between two of the sexiest voices available - cheeky cockney and smart Londoner. I sound like Hugh Grant!
I also apologise for invading you at some point, giving your nationa new name, "ours".
Also, I enjoy most stereotypes about England
"By jove, George, you appear to have had a leg blown off"
"So I have, Jenkins, would you look at that? Oh well, I have another, eh? Onwards and upwards, pip pip!"
This is what we are like!
(satirical joke)
I am also sorry for the West's treatment of Russia. You guys have helped us out a lot over the years, and we make you the bad guys in everything. Heres to a future where we can put aside the differences and accept the sexy 22 year old nuclear scientists james Bond assures me your country is filled with
I also apologise for being able to swap intermitently between two of the sexiest voices available - cheeky cockney and smart Londoner. I sound like Hugh Grant!
I also apologise for invading you at some point, giving your nationa new name, "ours".
Also, I enjoy most stereotypes about England
"By jove, George, you appear to have had a leg blown off"
"So I have, Jenkins, would you look at that? Oh well, I have another, eh? Onwards and upwards, pip pip!"
This is what we are like!
You'd think America would be satisfied with Hugh Grant wouldn't you? But no, for some reason they crave the British accentEmileeElectro said:
ohmygod, i've got a british history teacher, and we're too busy admiring his accent to actually get work done. it is the best class ever.Ozzy684 said:
i don't fully understand why the british accent is so amazing to us americans, it just is for some reason.
We canadians are sorry for being too awsome.
I mean...
We're sorry for treating our natives like garbage.
I mean...
We're sorry for treating our natives like garbage.
I also apologize for giving the USSR the equipment, supplies, food, trucks, steel, oil, planes, advanced metallurgy, even some tanks, pretty much everything it needed to halt the Nazis...if it hadn't been for us, then the USSR probably would've collapsed and Eastern Europe would've fallen to us Americans, British, Canadians, Indians, French, Brazilians, Australians, Belgians, Dutch, etc. etc. etc., probably sparing the whole area 47 years of hell living under an ACTUALLY evil empire, not the bizarre fantasy currently popular in these parts.
he forgot about introducing an invasive species to his country, and then introducing an invasive species to deal with the invasive species.Blue Musician said:
and then introducing a billion other invasive species by accident (but that happens everywhere.)
On behalf of Great Britain, I hearby would like to apologise to the Gurkha's.
You fought like lions for us and all we did in return was deny you the reparations you all so rightly deserve, you guys are bloody legends and britain owes you guys.
So sorry about the crap we put you through (and anything we may be putting you through still).
You fought like lions for us and all we did in return was deny you the reparations you all so rightly deserve, you guys are bloody legends and britain owes you guys.
So sorry about the crap we put you through (and anything we may be putting you through still).
USA apology
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:sorry for forcing a race of people into new land and forcing another race who already claimed it to damn near extinction.Treating racism as a joke, George W. Bush,3OH3,Twilight. Black wanna-be's, being stereotypical,being scared of anything darker than casper.Getting comfortable with the use of N**** for not shutting the fuck up while the movie is playing, causing controversy with the use of Nigga and N****, Soulja Boy,Nikki Minaj,Stupid new dances every freaking year,most mainstream rap. Being nosy,being scared or mean too people who don't like rap.Being overly impressed with anime, EA Sports.