Apologize on behalf of your country

[II2none]

USA apology
SORRY FOR: forcing a race of people into new land and forcing another race who already claimed it to damn near extinction.Treating racism as a joke, George W. Bush,3OH3,Twilight. Black wanna-be's, being stereotypical,being scared of anything darker than casper.Getting comfortable with the use of N**** for not shutting the fuck up while the movie is playing, causing controversy with the use of Nigga and N****, Soulja Boy,Nikki Minaj,Stupid new dances every freaking year,most mainstream rap. Being nosy,being scared or mean too people who don't like rap.Being overly impressed with anime, EA Sports.CN REAL, Our Imperialist attitudes and always trying to seem like the symbol for "Heroism", the oil spill, and the double post.

 

[ejb626]

On behalf of America, I'm sorry for the Westborro Baptist Church and redneck Christain wackos.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

On behalf of Sweden, I apologize for being awesome!

Also, we rescued jews from concentration camps during the last days of WWII, but if I apologize about that people will hate me...

This has nothing to do with the topic but: ZOMGGG PENDULUM!!
(Yes, that was my initial response, I love the band you see, since their underground crap)


And, in England, we are so sorry for Piers Morgan. Nuff said.


But we are happy to bring Hold Your Colour, In Silico and Immersion by Pendulum!

 

[FernandoV]

I was going to put a proper apology but after reading a few "sorry we're so great" and "sorry for America lolol" I'll just apologize to Britain that despite how much everyone hates us we've been on top ever since our beginning. Sorry for beating England in the revolutionary war and again during the War of 1812. Sorry for beating you at New Orleans, sorry that you followed us into the Middle East just because we asked you to. And sorry that you humor our every whim. lolol

On a less insulting note; sorry for taking your good British shows and screwing them up...

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

On behalf of Zambia, my home country, I apologize to England for not being a good colony and wanting independence and such.

 

[Jumendez-sama]

Sorry about the World War III we're probably going to start.

 

[Exterminas]

On behalf of germany I aplogize.

For many years my country has cast it's ugly shadow all across europe and the world. Without mercy my people allowed images of unspeakable horror to cross the globe.

I apologize for the way Angela Merkle looks like.
Sorry.

 

[II2none]

yeah I would list just good stuff too, cause America has done so much wrong that it will be too much for character space.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

Sorry for completely destroying the euro- Ireland.

 

[PurePareidolia]

On behalf of New Zealand, Ray "The Bananaman" Comfort was a mistake for which we apologize profusely. No amount of hilarity can make up for that amount of stupidity and we realize this now.

 

[Riddle78]

I,Riddle78,apologize on behalf of Canada for allowing leaders of a terrorist movement,known as the Front de Liberation de Quebequois,or FLQ,to escape Canada to Cuba.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Dear Republic of Ireland,

On behalf of Britain, I apologise for the whole union thing and protestant ascendancy that fucked up your entire country. We were real dicks about that whole situation.

Sincerely,
The Unoworthy Gentleman

 

[UFriday]

On behalf of Slovakia, I, Mordekaien, apologize for actually being so desperate that we sent real bombs to Ireland during police antiterrorism practice.

I still think the head of the police department should've been fired.
For Slovakia, I apologise for our hillariously corrupt politicians, our drunkards, our colder than ice goverment officials, and our rabid policemen.
For England, I apologise for stagnating and becoming the modern day Poor Man of Europe. And for Robert Patinson.

 

[Feste the Jester]

I've probably been ninja'd several times already but here it goes.

Dear Everyone,

I'm sorry for all the ignorant Americans who scream unbased insults at your culture.

Sincerely,
Intelligent American Everywhere

 

[minuialear]

I can only hope someone apologized for Sidney Crosby.

I apologize for Brett Favre.

 

[Phuctifyno]

On behalf of Australia, I apologize for the following

-Not doing shit to anyone
-Not failing at maintaing a stable economy
-Not suffering from terrorism
-Not being arrogant and self absorbed
-Not having our own demented version of the ENGLISH language
-Not being at war with anyone
-Being so laid back that 'patriotism' doesn't include knowing any part of the national anthem
-Putting up with the rest of the world's shit
-Inventing the Bikini
-Just generally being awesome

Yep, I thnk that'll do.

Yeah, yeah, OZ. I'd like my cameras back. That's right, two of 'em.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

In case it hasn't been said before - On behalf of England, I apologize to America for David Beckham.
We're not taking him back though.

 

[PaintDrinker]

Dear World,

I, Mack the Knife, apologise for nothing. My country is-and will always be-its little cesspit of problems, its carnival of drugs, football violence, backwardness and alcohol. A ramshackle nation strung together by swindling independance-wanting bastards, dole-dependant tosspots and bored stab-happy teenagers, presided over by a few honest taxpayers and the Nanny State.

But we are honest with ourselves; we know we are shit, and yet still try to do the best with what we have. We know we are the fattest, the meanest, the most pathetic, miserable, servile trash ever shat into existance. And yet we plough on, with none of England's arrogance, Irelands nationalism tripe, or the simple timidity of the Welsh.

So bring your insults and your woes. Bring your Tennants special ale, your expensive cigarettes and cheap booze. Bring your smack, your crack, your cocaine, your junk-food and no salad. Bring your perversions, your anger, your hate, your contempt for every other miserable fucking creature in this world, and love only the fast-track to early death of cancer or obesity.

Welcome to fucking Scotland; leave your sanity, your decency and your scruples at the door, and have a fucking great time.

-Mack the Knife.

...

[sub] This was all in good, if nasty, humour. I love my country. [/sub]

Couldn't have said it better myself. Good ol' Scotland.

Edit: Is that from something? If not you are a very good writer.

 

[teknoarcanist]

On behalf of America, I apologize for:

Our leaders.
Our antipathy.
Our ignorance.